Jennifer Aniston

So check out Jennifer Aniston relaxing in Mexico and looking ready to rebound in an itty-bitty bikini. And who is that in the grainy background? Why that’s none other than sexy pirate Orlando Bloom. And let the hook-up rumors begin.

But before you get too excited, Orlando’s peeps have already denied the romance rumblings.

From MSN:

“This is 100 percent not true,” Bloom’s spokeswoman pooh-poohs to MSN Entertainment of the love connection chatter.

“They were both in Mexico along with many others to attend a wedding of a friend who works at the management company where … [they] are represented,” he tells us.

Well that sucks. I though Jen had finally traded up for a guy that could actually make Brad Pitt a little jealous. Sure half of Hollywood thinks Orlando is gay, but even a gay elf is a step up from Vince Vaughn.

Brad Pitt is not only sexy as the devil, but he’s a good ex-husband too. Or so he says. Brad told V Magazine that he and ex-wife Jennifer Aniston have a “deep friendship.” Uh-huh. Does Angelina know that? Does Jen?

From V Magazine:

“Jen and I still maintain a deep friendship and have a lot of life together that isn’t erased in any way.”

“The most important thing about that time was for Jen and me to figure out if - how do I put it? - if we didn’t want to go on without any outside influence. Is this where we got off? Have we taken this as far as we wanted to? Those questions had to be answered before an attraction for Angie could be answered.”

Ummm…yeah, I don’t think that’s the same conversation Jen had in her head while Brad was packing his clothes to go shack up with Angelina Jolie. I mean it’s cool that Brad is all well adjusted with the divorce and wants to be Jen’s friend, but he’s practicaly married to Angeina Jolie and has a whole gaggle of kids. Jen dated and dumped Vince Vaughn. Like they’re going to have anything to talk about over lattes. Except for that time when they were they were Hollywood’s golden couple…you know before he made that movie with Angelina Jolie.

Angelina Jolie is not a happy mommy. The do-gooder star may like sharing her money and her time with those less fortunate, but she doesn’t want to share her mother-in-law. And she really doesn’t want to share Shiloh’s grandma with pseudo-hubby Brad Pitt’s ex-wife, Jennifer Aniston.

From The Post Chronicle:

A source told the New York Post newspaper recently: “Angelina really does not like Jennifer, even though Jennifer has not ever done anything to her and couldn’t care less about her. She doesn’t like that Brad’s mom is still close with Jennifer and is threatened by that.”

According to Life & Style, a Pitt family friend dishes that Angie called called Jane Pitt later on. “Angie is the mother of Jane’s grandchild and feels she deserves more respect,” a Pitt family insider tells the tabloid. “She told her, ‘If you continue to disrespect me and carry on like this, then you won’t see Shiloh.’”

And don’t think she’s exaggerating. Look at what Angie did to her daddy Jon Voight. Angie may feed the poor, but piss her off and she’ll cut you. Not literally, but verbally and publicly and then no one will ever speak to you again because Angelina rules Hollywood.

But I do think that right now Jennifer Aniston is playing with her Angie voodoo doll and doing a little boogie. She finally got to steal something from Angelina.

Courtney Cox may be Jennifer Aniston’s BFF, but she’s pretty sick of talking about her. Courtney recently told an interviewer that she’d rather not discuss Jen anymore, thank you very much.

From Contact Music:

In an interview with a journalist from Marie Claire, she says, “I think it might be getting a little better now, but for a while her life was expected to be everyone’s life. “Look, I don’t want to be rude or anything, but I usually don’t talk about Jennifer in interviews. People should stop worrying about her life. “I could talk about just how great she is doing at the moment, but then it’s just an interview about her. I understand your position because her world is so public but, well, I can tell you we’re both very fortunate to have each other.”

So pay attention to me now! See Courtney, this is what happens when you marry an A-lister like Brad Pitt instead of the loveable, but goofy guy you picked.

Courtney Cox is using an old trick to get her television show out of the ratings cellar…girl on girl action. In one of the worst kept secrets today, the story is out that Jennifer Aniston is going to guest star on her Courtney’s show and play a lesbian.

From TVGuide.com:

Call them Friends with benefits. You already know that when Jennifer Aniston guests on the March 27 season finale of Courteney Cox’s FX drama Dirt, she’ll be playing her bosom buddy’s archenemy, a rival tabloid editor. But what I’ve learned — muahaha, exclusively! — is that Aniston’s character is a lesbian. What’s more, she won’t just mouth off to Cox’s tightly wound counterpart, she’s going to share a liplock with her. An FX rep declined to comment, but Joey Tribbiani had this to say: “Yeah, baby!”

So Courtney Cox stood by Jen during the divorce and as a reward when she needs a lesbo liplock to keep her terrible show from getting cancelled, Jen is right there for her. Nothing says BFF like a little tongue.

Brad Pitt’s worst nightmare is about to come true. Ex-wife Jennifer Aniston and new love Angelina Jolie are going to have a pow-wow. I don’t think there is any way this meeting ends well for Brad. Personally, I hope Jennifer comes with a weapon heavier than just the fact that Angelina stole her husband.

From Star:
Sources say Jen still firmly believes Angelina is responsible for destroying her marriage to Brad. But the stark contrast between the two relationships indicates that the Brangelina/ Jen love triangle was far more complicated than Jen might believe. That may be why, sources say, Jen still seems interested in learning when and why Brad and Angie first got together. A source close to Jen says she’s never stopped wanting to tell Angie just how much pain she caused. (Brad and Angelina have always maintained they did not get together until after his split with Jen.)

Given the major change in Brad since he left Jen and became super-glued to Angie, I’d say there was a serious mid-life crisis involved…or brainwashing. That would work too.

Jennifer Aniston may be keeping her New Year’s resolution to get her shit together. Step one, kick Vince Vaughn to the curb and keep him there.

The fat funny man reportedly payed a surprise visit to Jen’s house on Christmas Eve.

According to Contact Music:

One pal tells American weekly magazine Life + Style that Vaughn stayed at Aniston’s Hollywood Hills home for 90 minutes before driving away - but his surprise visit was a pleasant one. The friend says, “Jen was happy to see Vince. She’s never stopped caring for him. “Jen told him, `I really care about you, but this is all just too little too late.’ But she said she hoped they could stay friends.”

Good girl. Now step two, go find someone hot to date. Not a “he’s funny so he’s attractive” guy. Someone actually sexy. The kind of guy who makes women warm and gooshy in the all the right places.

Step three, sleep with the above mentioned dream guy day and night until you get over Brad. Step four, place a voodoo hex on Angelina. That one’s just for fun.

It may be hard to believe, but I do have a heart and it hurts me to write this post. I really like Jennifer Aniston, I do. But I have taken a solemn blogger vow to tell the mostly truth about celebrities and I can’t ignore that…not even for poor Jennifer.

Close friends of Jennifer (at least they were friends) have spilled the beans on Jennifer’s not quite right mental state to US Weekly.

On the effect of seeing pictures of baby Shiloh:
“she collapses in a heap, clutching her womb like she’s been stabbed if she so much as passes a baby stroller on the street.”

Hey, there’s a bright side:
“At least she’s stopped watching ‘Mr. & Mrs. Smith’ over and over again, for days at a time without eating or sleeping. That just wasn’t healthy.”

I was on Jen’s side through the divorce. I blamed Brad and Angelina for everything. Of course they hooked up during Mr. & Mrs. Smith, shame, shame, shame. I even tried to be happy for Jen when she dated that fatty Vince Vaughn (I failed, but I did try).

But burning baby dolls in Malibu? Oh Jen, it’s been two years. Burn Brad’s pictures, vandalize a few pictures of Angelina, get drunk and binge on ice cream and get over it.

Jennifer Aniston and her former ‘Friends’ co-star Matthew Perry have been caught taking a romantic stroll.

Aniston who is dating actor Vince Vaughn has been close friends with Matthew ever since they starred in the hit TV show. However, their friendship is said to be turning into more, as she is going through a rough patch in her relationship with Vince. Matt’s always fancied Jen, but he never really showed it.

The pair were recently spotted enjoying a romantic walk on the beach with their arms gently wrapped around each other walking near her Malibu home. They looked pretty cosy together and he was beaming ear to ear.

Jennifer Aniston claims she isn’t “broken up” but she doesn’t actually say with whom.

Jennifer Aniston recently went on Oprah Winfrey’s show where she denied nasty, nasty tabloid rumours that she and Vince Vaughn are done like dinner. Or at least we think she meant Vince Vaughn since she never actually said his name.

Daily notes if Aniston and Vaughn are indeed still a couple, then while he’s away, her spending time alone, hanging with friends, getting a new dog, buying a house and not pining away for the guy is a really smart strategy. And even if not, what she’s doing is also a good way to get over a break up. But the first step is admitting it’s over.

Although her interview with Orca Winfrey, sorry, I meant Oprah Winfrey, has not aired yet, members of the show audience have told People magazine that Jennifer Aniston said that she did not break up with Vince Vaughn.

She also said that she did not get breast implants, as a newspaper reported recently; instead, she explained that when she gains weight, it goes to her chest.

Why shouldn’t we believe her? I know a lot of women that this happens to. Pamela Anderson among them.

US magazine reports today that the $500,000, 9.5-carat canary yellow diamond that Vince Vaughn picked out for Jennifer Aniston has been returned by the actress as a sign of ending their relationship.

According to sources close to the couple, the official breakup took place around September 9th, right before Vaughn left for London.

After one of Jen’s girlfriends spilling the beans about her still having feelings for Brad Pitt, it’s no wonder Vince dumped her. I know that it’s hard to get over a guy like Brad, but now she has lost two good guys instead of just one.

Here are some pictures of Jennifer Aniston from a few months ago, when she was featured in Vogue. They’re not new, but they’re indeed hot.

Jennifer Aniston has told People magazine today that rumors of her engagement to Vince Vaughn are unfounded. The actress added that "people are getting fed a lot of bull." I guess that now that Brad’s relationship with Angelina is a little shaky, she’s decided to make herself publicly available, just in case…

Ex mrs. Pitt said in a phone conversation to People: "I’m not engaged and I don’t have a ring and I haven’t been proposed to. Normally we don’t even acknowledge these things because they’re endless, at this point, the thing that got me was that I was getting phone calls from Greece! My Aunt Mary in Greece is getting accused of lying! I mean, they’re getting angry."

Yeah right! Auntie in Greece my arse! She’s hoping Brad will read this edition of the magazine and run back to her loving arms!

After months on the spotlight, with fans wondering what’s going on with Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn, and after their supossed engagement, the couple is still not ready to tie the knot.

A "friend" of the duo tells Us Weekly that Vaughn intended to pop the question on the beach, but opted for the in-fight proposal at the last minute.

"He was going to propose on the beach during the trip, but he chickened out because he wasn’t sure if she would accept," said "friend" gabbed. "But he knew he was leaving town for awhile, so he just felt he had to ask her before they landed."

The same "friend" also floated the rumor that despite his manly image, Vaughn was nothing but a big ol’ romantic at heart.
"Vince almost cries whenever he tells the story of the proposal," the "friend" tells the magazine.

Apparently, this "friend" fell out of the loop at some point.