Jennifer Lopez

Jennifer Lopez and hubby Marc Anthony attended the “Music Rocks” ceremony the other night, and Lopez is looking more pregnant by the day. Anthony is looking scarier by the day. Poor guy, he must have been on a late night ice cream run or something, but J.Lo, really, lend the guy some concealer, ok?

Well its unofficially official that Jennifer Lopez is preggers. We don’t have the announcement from J-Lo’s peeps, but sources are saying that La Lopez is in fact going to be a mommy. Plus, witnesses from a recent J-Lo concert claim they spied the baby bump.

From TMZ:

Sources have confirmed to TMZ that Jennifer Lopez is pregnant!!

In addition, we’re hearing that J.Lo and Marc Anthony are expecting twins.

Twins. Wow, Jenny from the Block will be eating the block by the time those little Lo’s pop out.

Still no official word on whether Jennifer Lopez is actually preggers but a recent list of demands by La Lopez has gossip sniffers speculating even more. J-Lo is in the UK promoting her latest album and the tabs are going nuts over a list of demands Jennifer sent to a posh hotel.

From TMZ:

Reports Page Six, just before arriving at the Dorchester in London, Jenny from the Block faxed over a request to the luxe hotel for “two humidifiers, two fans, a room set at 80 degrees, Jo Malone candles, white or red roses, soft-baked chocolate chip cookies, sour cream and onion chips, regular chips, veggie platters, plain M&M’s, sunflower seeds, Ritz crackers, Dentyne Ice gum, spicy brown mustard, mayonnaise, Smartwater, caffeine-free Coke and Red Bull.”

Wow, I heard that pregnancy makes you crave weird stuff. Sour cream and onion chips and mustard? No wonder she needs the gum! Talk about a junk food junkie. Is J-Lo pregnant or stocking a vending machine?

The rumor about Jennifer Lopez being preggers has suddenly spawned another rumor…that Jenny from the Block is on the outs with her mom.

From TMZ:

Rush & Molloy say that when a reporter asked Mama Lopez about Jenny’s possible pregnancy, she sounded indifferent: “You know more than I do. I don’t talk to her very often. I don’t see her often.”

Ouch. That doesn’t sound good. Maybe Mama Lopez finally got tired of keeping up with Jenny’s merry-go-round of marriages. She’s too busy trying to figure out who her current son-in-law is to worry about a grandbaby.

Mega multi-tasker Jennifer Lopez just launched her new clothing line Just Sweet. And when JLo hit the runway herself at the fashion show, she once again started rumors buzzing that she might be preggers.

I don’t know if she is or if she isn’t…don’t much care either. But I’m thinking that it’s probably not a good thing for a fashion designer to design clothes that make even Hollywood hard bodies look like they have baby bumps or pastry paunches.

Oh and one more snark about the dress…Flashdance called and they want their look back. Ok, I’m done.

That’s right, don’t mess with Jennifer Lopez (finger snap and head roll). JLo may be all famous and ritzy now, but Jenny from Block can still roll up on your ass if you cross her. And by “roll up” I mean she’ll have her lawyer sue you.

JLo’s first ex-husband Ojani Noa just lost a lawsuit filed by the booty shaking Jen and has been ordered to pay his ex-wife $545,000. The dude was trying to write a tell-all book and Jen slapped him with a lawsuit saying that he was violating the confidentialy agreement he signed when they split and Jen paid him off.

Lawyers, confidentiality agreements…like I said, she’s gangsta.

Hey look, its Jennifer Lopez in a bikini. And…uh…hey look, its Marc Anthony is a swimsuit.

Seriously, there’s having junk in your trunk and then there’s just having too many trunks for the trip. Yikes!

Jennifer Lopez isn’t exactly animal rights friendly. Jenny prefers her minks, rabbits and foxes draped on her shoulders instead of running around the wild. But now the fur loving actress has been targeted by an overly enthusiastic critter cuddler.

From TMZ:

Gatecrasher reports that the singer-actress has been receiving letter that threaten “to kill her in public, just like the slaughtered animals whose fur she wears.” And, says a source, hubby Marc Anthony has hired two off-duty police officers to keep an eye on Lopez when she’s out in public, just in case. Lopez’ rep says the story’s untrue, and a spokesman for PETA (which is not, presumably, the source of the threats) says, “All violence is wrong.”

There are animal lovers and then there are animal wackjobs. Threatening to kill J-Lo because she wears fur is taking the chinchilla love just a little too far.

So last week US Magazine threw a Hollywood hotness fest. It was basically just a bunch of celebs sitting around congratulating each other for being pretty. A true meeting of the minds in the Holly Hood. And don’t think I’m just being bitchy because I wasn’t invited. It was actually called US Magazine’s Hot Hollywood Party.

So here are some of the folks that were deemed worthy by US Magazine. Lindsay Lohan was there (no word how many casualities her driver caused getting her there). Jennifer Lopez received the Style Icon of the Year Award (so she showed up with metallic eyeshadow and a cadaverous hubby on her arm). Ashlee Simpson and Carmen Electra were both looking pretty good on the red carpet. And of course Paris Hilton and her wonky eye showed up looking really pissed off about something…maybe the monkey bit her again.

See, now it’s just like you were there.

Looks like Jennifer Lopez is going back to work to help pay off hubby Marc Anthony’s tax bill. J-Lo is going to bring home $2 million for one night’s work. And it’s not that kind of work…she’s getting paid to sing.

From TMZ:

Andrei Melnichenko, a 35-year-old banker, is jetting J.Lo to London to play for his wife’s bash, and is shelling out $1.2 mil in appeareance fees and $800K in expenses

For that kind of money he should be expecting J-Lo to sing her latin songs in Russian and dance around in one of those fur hats dressed like Dr. Zhivago.

J-Lo’s peeps are denying that there is trouble brewing between Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony. The story that Jenny and her cadaverous hubby are considering the big-D is being blasted by Jennifer’s rep as untrue.

From US Magazine:

Lopez’s rep Leslie Sloane tells Usmagazine.com that the report is “a disgusting story full of lies. We’re consulting lawyers.”

Well, if someone is using the word divorce then I hope lawyers are involved. When you’re broke like me divorce is pretty easy…take whatever fits in the truck and burn the rest. I’m guessing the richie rich celebs have a little more paperwork involved.

And really isn’t the bigger lie in the article the way Marc Anthony was desrcibed as macho? I have stayed up late many nights trying to come up with the right way to describe Marc…zombie, vampiric, pasty faced guy standing in his wife’s shadow…but macho never once came to mind.

Is Jennifer Lopez working on divorce number 3? Rumors are swirling that the next Hollywood love story to crash and burn is going to be J-Lo and her pasty faced hubby Marc Anthony. The latin lovers are reportedly talking divorce.

From OK! Magazine:

Despite marriage counseling, the couple “had a huge argument” last summer, causing Lopez to flee to a friend’s New York apartment. Another argument came in December. Instead of spending New Year’s Eve together, the mag reports, Lopez came to a Miami party solo. “Marc expected Jennifer to follow him back to New York and beg for forgiveness, but she didn’t,” a friend tells OK! “Marc is very machismo,” the mag quotes a source as saying. “Marc won’t let her even do a photo shoot by herself. He is always there watching, waiting.” At a Golden Globes party, “Marc [dragged] Jennifer away after spotting her dancing with another man. He has also insisted that Jennifer sell her beloved Miami home and the Los Angeles house where they wed.”

There is just so much wrong with that quote. Not that they might be splitting up, that doesn’t shock me. But describing Marc as macho and controlling just doesn’t fit into my tiny brain. If I had to pick a control-freak in that relationship I would have gone for Jennifer. Probably because I usually label the more masculine person in a relationship as the controlling one, but that’s just me.

I wonder…will Marc be too macho to take a few million dollars as a parting gift in the divorce settlement? Yeah, didn’t think so.

Jennifer Lopez may be more famous for her lengthy list of diva demands than she is for her singing/acting/marrying. Well J-Lo may need to request a pure white, rose scented fire extinguisher because her career is going down in flames.

From Fox News:

This week, Lopez’s first Spanish album, “Como Ama Una Mujer,” sold a very measly 49,452 copies, according to hitsdailydouble.com. The album finished at No. 10 for the week, behind a repackaging of Elton John’s greatest hits.

And her movies aren’t doing any better

Lopez is currently sitting on two unreleased duds: “Bordertown,” co-starring Antonio Banderas and directed by Gregory Nava, and “El Cantante,” which co-stars husband Marc Anthony as Hector Lavoe.

Is it possible that J-Lo has finally gotten too big for her itty-bitty britches? And I’m not talking about her back end, girlfriend’s ego may have finally killed her career. Well at least she has that handsome hunk of a man Marc Anthony to go home to.

Jennifer Lopez knows her civic duty. J-Lo showed up for jury duty at the Beverly Hills Courthouse ready to pass judgement on something other than her ex-husbands.

From TMZ:

TMZ spies tell us La Lopez arrived at the Beverly Hills Courthouse at 8:30 AM with an assistant in tow, and spent most of her time in the jury room text messaging friends. Although we’re told Jennifer was really down to earth and talked to other jurors, at one point the prospective jurors were ushered into a hallway, while the pop diva stayed inside the courtroom with a personally assigned deputy.

At 2:30 PM word came down that the court case had been resolved and all forty prospective jurors, including Jennifer, were free to go home. Case closed!

My favorite part of this story is that Jennifer changed assistants when she changed outfits. It takes a special kind of devotion to fashion to make sure your coffee fetcher matches your scarf.

Jennifer Lopez isn’t feeling the love from one Latin music mogul. Ritmo Latino, a Spanish music store chain has banned all J-Lo’s CD’s after she reportedly refused to do personal appearances at the stores to promote her first Spanish language album.

Ritmo’s El Presidente David Massey said this about the diss:

“We’ve supported her from the beginning. Now we’re told by her record company she will only visit Anglo retail outlets…This is a Spanish-language CD, and if she wants to discriminate against the Latin community, then we will not sell her product. This is not the first time this has happened. Celebrities have this notion that when they reach a certain level of crossover appeal, they forget quickly where they started. We will no longer tolerate these situations.”

So Jenny from the block wants to stay in her high rise condo and wave to her adoring fans from afar. Maybe its all for the best. If she had gone back to the block for a personal appearance she might have forgotten the people were there to buy her CD and started asking them to wash her feet or clean her fur coat. And that’s just bad manners.