Jennifer Lopez

Is there trouble brewing between Jennifer Lopez and hubby Marc Anthony? Stories are circulating that the latin lovers may have hit a rocky patch in their marriage.

Page Six reports:

“There was a fight on New Year’s Eve,” said a source who saw Lopez that night. Another spy said, “There was a fight after she performed at the Super Bowl, and when she had an album-listening party in Miami two months ago, there was an issue.”

But a friend of both said, “They fight, sure, but everyone fights.” A rep for Lopez said, “They’re fine.”

Maybe Marc just gets pissy when his blood sugar crashes. Give the guy a lollipop and he’ll cheer up. And while you’re at it, give him some carbs…and sunlight. Mr. J-Lo is just a wee bit creepy. And I’m sure joining the Scientology club will help with that.

Looks like Jennifer Lopez and her cadaverous hubby Marc Anthony have crossed over. And I don’t just mean J-Lo’s new spanish album. The latin lovers have reportedly given in to Hollywood peer pressure and are smoking the Scientology weed.

From Fox News:

“Anthony is said to have taken the “purification” course, a hopped-up sauna that supposedly “cures” all ills. Lopez may have invested in the IRS-sanctioned religion thanks to infertility issues and difficulties in the couple’s marriage.

From what I’m told, Lopez and Anthony entered Scientology with the help of Angelo Pagan, the husband of “King of Queens” actress Leah Remini. Both Pagan and Remini — mostly the former — have taken dozens of pricey courses in L. Ron Hubbard’s creation.”

Can’t you just hear the conversations at the celebrity center. “Come on, you know you want to try it. I’ll give you the first audit is free. Everybody’s doing it. You can be one of the cool kids.” Where’s Nancy Reagan when you need her…just say no, dammit!

Jennifer Lopez may be trying to put her wrecked public image behind her, but Jenny can’t let go of her diva nature.

The London Daily Mirror is reporting that J-Lo keep staffers hoping with her list of outrageous demands.

“Among the alleged necessities: Low-wattage light bulbs angled to show off the already lovely Lopez to her best advantage.

Jennifer’s rep did not respond to our request for comment on the report.”

Hey, birds gotta fly, fish gotta swim, the ex-fly girl turned superstar has gotta milk her celebrity for every scented candle and Skittle possible. Doesn’t it make you wonder what her list of demands for sex with hubby Marc Anthony looks like? There’s no way that a simple “hey baby, do you wanna?” when he rolls into her will work with this diva.

It’s official, and by official I mean its being reported by gossip writers like myself, that Jennifer Lopez has joined the Church of Tom Cruise. Wait, maybe its called Scientology…I forget.

Rumor has it that J-Lo has turned her back on her Catholic upbringing and embraced thetans, auditing and spaceships. I don’t know how Marc is going to feel about it, but one of Jen’s former teachers isn’t happy with her decision.

From the New York Daily News:

“Perhaps her background is not important to her,” says Sister Lucille Coldrick, principal of her old school, Preston High in Throgs Neck, where she graduated in 1987″…It is no coincidence that Coldrick also has abandoned hope of Lopez ever visiting Preston High - whose motto is “Virtue is a thousand shields” - to address the students. She has lost count of the number of times she has invited the star to deliver an inspirational speech, only to have her requests fall on deaf ears.”

Maybe J-Lo gave up on praying to St. Jude to fix her stagnant career and has decided to do some old fashioned glad handing at the next Scientology pot luck. Personally, I think God just didn’t want to risk Gigli The Sequel getting made. This way He can just shake his head and blame the Scientologists. Now that’s God who thinks ahead.

Jennifer Lopez spent the holidays in Aspen with her family. I never really pictured J-Lo as a snow bunny kind of gal, but hey, anything is possible. It looks like Jennifer is trying to do pull off a major image makeover, but the rich, classy socialite thing just doesn’t fit our Jenny from the Block.

Hubby Marc Anthony was nowhere to be seen, but if the shopping bags are any indication, I don’t think Jen didn’t had a problem filling her time without him.

Looks like Scientology may be adding another celebrity to its alien worshipping, scapeship waiting, e-meter reading ranks. ContactMusic is reporting that Jennifer Lopez may have been brainwashed…er…influenced while she attended the Scientology publicity coup that was the TomKat wedding.

Jennifer Lopez is turning to the teachings of Scientology in an effort to become a mum, according to new US reports. The Maid in Manhattan star, who recently attended the Italian wedding of top celebrity Scientologist Tom Cruise, is reportedly taking tips from actress Leah Remini, who used the religion’s doctrines when she was trying to conceive her first child.

The source insists Lopez and her husband Marc Anthony are unlikely to join the church because he’s a devout Catholic, but “he’s willing to let Jen do what she needs to make things happen.

Is is possible the Hollywood loving church is taking the “science” part of their name a little too far? I’m not a doctor, but I can tell you exactly where to put the “positive energy” if you want to get knocked up.

Here’s one that will make you tilt your head in confusion. Sources reports that Jennifer Lopez and Posh Spice have struck up a friendship.

The singers discovered they share a love of fashion and are thinking of working together on a line of sexy clothing. SAWF News says:

Latino singer Jennifer Lopez and Posh Spice who attended Cruise and Holmes’ gala wedding in Italy, got an opportunity to know each other, and the duo have now decided to put their pretty heads together and churn out a sexy range of clothes. “Jennifer thought Victoria was a real character and very much hopes they can stay friends now they have met. They talked about the film industry and then their shared love -fashion. Jennifer thinks the pair could be capable of developing a seriously sexy range,” a source was quoted by Hollywood rag, as saying.

Apparently the TomKat wedding spawned more than one strange and slightly awkward coupling.

Jennifer Lopez is a cheap ass.

Oh, wait! That may be a confussing statement, because Jennifer Lopez’ ass was quite expensive, I assure you. But reports from several waitresses inform us that J-Lo is so tight with her money that on $700+ tabs, she leaves an average of $2 to $3 tips. The singer turned actresss then turned singer again, was recently served by a waitress who after presenting her with a $625 tab, received the handsome amount of 25 cents!

I wonder if this is her true nature, or the fact that she hasn’t been in any successful movie in several years in a row may be forcing her to save her pennies and shaft every waitress that crosses her path.

A Los Angeles-area private aircraft company has sued Jennifer Lopez for not paying $32,000 that the actress owes them. The large sum was generated from two flights that J-Lo chartered the company for, one from Farmingdale, NY to Puerto Rico and the other one from Farmingdale, NY to Burbank.

In the meantime, Lopez and Anthony’s rep says the invoice was supposed to be processed by a third-party billing service and that the stars were targeted in the lawsuit because of their deep pockets and high profile.

That’s always their excuse, that because they are famous everybody is out to get them.

I haven’t been able to make up my mind as if Jennifer Lopez was aiming for the latest Taliban look, or if she was trying to compete with the outfit that Julia Roberts wore the day that Richard Gere picked her up on the street. That’s how weird this thing was.

Although I gotta give it to her: her ass looked smaller in it, and that’s always a plus. Now that I think about it, it may not have been the dress, and may be she decided to go a size down on her ass implants.

After pop singer Jesse McCartney claimed that J-Lo had pulled out of the new Dallas movie due to being pregnant, he has now said "I have no first hand knowledge whether Jennifer Lopez is pregnant or not. I thought I had read it somewhere. I apologise."

Also, a representative for Lopez has refuted the claim saying: "She is 100 per cent not pregnant."

I’m glad, because it would be a little scary to be 10% pregnant, for instance. It would be like being a little pregnant. But from J-Lo you can expect anything, so it wouldn’t surprise me!

Jesse McCartney spilled the beans on a radio interview about J-Lo’s delicate condition. He was talking about his girlfriend, Katie Cassidy, and how she got the role that Jennifer Lopez was supposed to play originally in the upcoming movie Dallas.

When the interviewer asked Jesse if he knew why Jennifer Lopez got fired from Dallas, to which he replied:

“She didn’t get fired. She’s pregnant.”

Oh boy! Poor Mark Anthony. If she was a total biatch when not pregnant, imagine her now!

I’m not sure if you have seen recent photos of Jennifer Lopez after getting together with Mark Anthony, but she seems to have let herself go quite a bit. After so much trouble getting her face and body in shape for stardom! Which brings me to the topic of the day: J-Lo and surgery.

I just found undeniable evidence that the bitchy Puerto Rican singer is not as natural as she claims to be. Check out the photo above, and you, as me, will be able to tell that her nose and cheekbones have been altered in the recent past.

Something else that is not all natural in her body is her humongous butt. When the Lopez filmed Money Train her ass was a little big, but nothing out of the ordinary. Then, two years later, in Selena, it was a massive thing.

Don’t worry, I’ll find some photos and post them here, just to prove my point. Stay tuned!

After months of being part of the cast for the movie Dallas, Jennifer Lopez has dropped out of it without explanation. All her manager said was "She’s out of Dallas." The guy was right: she was actually in Miami that day!

Unfortunately we will never know the real reasons why Lopez won’t play alcoholic wife, Sue Ellen in the remake of the 80’s TV show, but knowing her, she probably left when her demand to paint everything on the set white, including the catering guys, was declined.

What a shame that the fat woman that whacked Selena is not around… We could really use her at a time like this.