Jennifer Love Hewitt

“Save the future.”

All I can read is “save.” She should probably start saving some food for the future, or needy, baby’s back is getting big. Don’t get me wrong, I love a large romp, but it is a very fine line that girls tread. Sometimes they tip over.

I do still love her though. But a little advice, when you got junk in the trunk, go with tight jeans. I know this sounds counter-productive, but baggy jeans just make everything look as though it’s hanging out.

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Here are some still pictures from Jennifer Love Hewitt’s new show, The Ghost Whisperer. Not really sure why I felt the need to tell you that they are stills, seeing you weren’t likely to confuse them with video, but hey, whatever.

Here breast look outstanding and I love how the dress ever so elegantly hides her booty. For some, that’s a trick. For me, that is the big fun surprise when we get back to my little dumpy apartment!

I wonder what role her breast play in the show. They are certain to have supernatural powers. I for one absolutely can’t wait for this.

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Jennifer Love Hewitt has been called fat recently for her bikini pictures, not by me, but by other mean blogs on the Internet. I maintain that she is hot. I am into that body type. I think she calls it a size 2. I call it voluptious, awesome and “at last call, you did well boy.”

Jennifer showed up lat night at her new movie, 27 Dresses, premier, but I was really only into one dress: The one showing off those perfect boobs. That is a nice rack. The movie is most likely lame. And the douchebag she is hanging with is even lamer.

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I love Christmas spirit. Just kidding, I don’t. I would prefer more a** shots of Jen’s big voluptuous booty. But instead we have her out on Christmas cooking away a bunch of chicken breast.

Why do we need celebs to cook for us? Wait, I am not homeless, but if I were, I wouldn’t need Jen cooking for me. Why does acting mean you can cook? If I were starving, I really wouldn’t be impressed by Jen flipping chickens over on a grill. It just seems so silly to me. Athletes do this also, because, The NBA Cares. Last thing I need is Shaq dishing me out spaghetti.

You’re a celebrity, give me something I can actually use. Such as your nude photos Jen. I can use them, then sell them, then wish myself the best Holiday ever.

If I want a chicken sandwich, I will go to Jack and the Box and mill through the dollar menu.

Oh yeah, did I mention??? Merry Christmas too all.

Jennifer Love is sure making a spectacle out of her size 2 plus ever since the infamous bikini pics hit the interweb. But is she ballsy enough to put her booty where her dress is?

Apparently not according to this snip.

US Magazine reports
Jennifer Love Hewitt is comfortable in her skin but she doesn’t want to bare all in Playboy.
Her rep tells Usmagazine.com, “there was an offer, but she declined.”
A source tells Us terms of the deal weren’t discussed.

Just for the record, I like big butts. So if my vote counts, which it never does, I would say do it Jen Love. Size 2 Plus is making a comeback. Or its just making its way, as I am not sure if it was ever really in, except in England. But the English were probably better looking back then.

By the way, if size 2 plus means you get big tits like Jen is showing off, I am all for it.

Whateva.

No, I am not talking about Jennifer Love-Hewitt’s size 2 booty. I am talking about the ultimate fighter looking girl. I really don’t get this. I know a lot of fat girls that greet people by kissing them on the lips. Don’t ask me why I know so many, I just do. Someone needs to send out a memo. Maybe put the memo up in Duncan Donuts all over America.

This entry just kinda ruined my whole day. I am going to have to get drunk today. And probably end up going home with a fat chick. Ironic huh?