Jesse Metcalfe

Jesse Metcalfe Dries Out

Jesse Metcalfe, otherwise known as Eva Longoria’s hot lawn guy on Desperate Housewives, has checked into rehab. Apparently he’s a nasty drunk. Of course he’s unemployed and really only known for prancing around half naked so can you blame the guy?

From The New York Post:

On the heels of Britney Spears’ release from the Promises clinic, Hollywood hunk Jesse Metcalfe checked himself in to an undisclosed rehab center for alcohol abuse this week, a rep for the star confirmed. This decision was made Monday, the day before Page Six broke the story of Metcalfe’s weekend-long binge at the Mondrian hotel in L.A., where sources reported he looked like he hadn’t slept in days and was acting “very angry” and “out of control.”

Seriously, are there free swag bags in rehab now? Because you usually don’t see celebrities migrating together unless there’s free stuff involved.