Well, not completely, as Joaquin is a dude, but his recent pyschotic behavior has been very Britneyish, if y’all know what I mean. Not only did he write “BYE” and “GOOD” on his fingers as a way of signifying retirement, but he also screwed up the order. What does “BYE GOOD” mean? And for that matter, why would an actor retire, per se? Can’t they just stop working? So many questions, so little acid. Anyways, look at some of his other acts of ridiculousness.
Page Six says, The two-time Oscar nominee (”Walk the Line” and “Gladiator”) showed up to a tribute to Paul Newman last week in San Francisco and “was out of it,” said one attendee. Other actors were performing scenes and readings, but Phoenix just got up and walked out. “He wobbled back in a bit later, but it was odd,” said our source. “He was slurring his words and was unsteady on his feet.”






















