Joe Francis

Joe Francis is a free man, finally.

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Put up the velvet ropes in Hollywood tonight and get Paris Hilton on the wire, because Joe Francis is coming home to Hollywood! And he gets the panty dropper car back to boot!

TMZ says, Francis has plead no contest to the charges of filming underage girls, and has been sentenced to time served. He will be on six months’ “non-reporting” probation, and “Girls Gone Wild” can’t film in the area for three years. Bay County, we’re told, will return Joe’s brand new Ferrari, and $60,000 that they confiscated from him last year. 

It seems like he was in jail for roughly 80 years, but something tells me the guy hasn’t changed a bit. Not that I would call that a bad thing, just saying….Man, is he ever going to be in the media circus from here on out. To be honest, I had kind of forgotten about the dude.

Welcome Back Joe.

Comment (1) | Posted on 03/13/2008, filed under Joe Francis

Joe Francis Writes Back

Seems Joe Francis wasn’t a fan of the letter Candy Spelling sent to him via TMZ pretty much calling him a whiny baby. So he broke out his magic markers and sent her a response. Also via TMZ.

From TMZ:

Dear Candy:

I don’t know you, I have never met you and I don’t know anything about you. After reading your letter posted on the internet, my mental picture of you is of a lonely old woman living in a mansion in Holmby Hills with let’s say 300 cats jumping around, some in their own feces.

I have tried to think to myself what would compel a woman such as yourself to write a letter to someone they have never met? Even worse, you are making up your mind based on headlines. I can understand you writing Paris Hilton a letter out of care because as you said in your letter, you have known her most of her life. Then again, it’s sad and pathetic you had the audacity to post that letter on the internet instead of just sending it to Paris personally.

Candy, you don’t know any of the facts concerning my situation. I am a hardworking, compassionate and honest person. I will prevail just as I have in the past because overcoming adversity is not only a part of the entrepreneurial experience but a part of life. You should appreciate this and know this more than anyone and I am ashamed of you for forgetting how hard it is to make it in this world and the people who would love to tear you down because you have. Sadly, it appears you have become one of those people.

Contrary to what you have said in your letter, my world has not changed. My business Girls Gone Wild is thriving and posted record sales last month. Most important, my friends and my family (I love you guys….) have stood by me. This whole situation will be over soon and I will be standing strong.

I have never played a victim but I have always been a fighter. I will ultimately prevail in the matters at hand but I am concerned that you will die a lonely and unfulfilled person playing with those cats and posting open letters to people you have never met on the internet.

Sincerely,

Joe Francis

I love the fact that Joe the sobbing jail bird calls Candy Spelling a crazy cat woman. Who would have thought that watching a rich old lady and a soft core porn peddler exchange hate email could be so entertaining. And you know that Tori has printed out Joe’s letter and has it hidden in a secret compartment in her baby’s teddy bear so she can take it out and read it when Mama Spelling starts telling her how to live her life if she wants to stay in the will.

(No Comments) | Posted on 05/19/2007, filed under Candy Spelling , Joe Francis

Candy Spelling’s Letter to Joe Francis

Candy Spelling has too much time on her hands. The mega-rich widow and mom of back in the bucks Tori, has sent another open letter to a jail bound celebrity via TMZ. This time, Candy is sending some heartfelt words of criticism and motherly disappointment to Girls Gone Wild mastermind Joe Francis.

From TMZ:

Dear Joe,

As the headlines about you changed — to scream “imprisoned” and “U.S. marshals” instead of “filmmaker” and “entrepreneur,” you respond by crying, wailing and seeing yourself as a victim. Bad move. Today’s headlines call you a “crybaby.”

You blew it, Joe. Instead of jumping from party to party, you’re being shuffled from one prison to another. And no one feels sorry for you. The flatterers and entourages have moved on. They have short attention spans. They’re hanging on to someone else and will take advantage of the new “temp celebrity” as long as it lasts.

The only redeeming factor is reading that you have been calling home every day from prison. When things are looking bleak, it sounds like you’ve found that you can get some perspective from the reliable people at home. Maybe you’re realizing these are the only people who really care about you.

Your world has changed, and you’re the poster boy for what can happen when boys go wild. Your every move and every emotion are still being reported, but not the way you want. It’s time for some dignity. At least it might prevent you from being forever defined as a crybaby.

Sincerely,

Candy Spelling

And she doesn’t even know the guy. Apparently Candy thinks she did such a great job straightening Tori’s ass out that she wants to take her version of blackmail love to the world. But unless she’s dangling the Spelling piggy bank over Joe’s head, I’m guessing that he doesn’t give a flying flip about what Candy thinks of him.

(No Comments) | Posted on 05/19/2007, filed under Candy Spelling , Joe Francis

Tara Reid Fights Back

Apparently Tara Reid didn’t appreciate Joe Francis telling the world that she was bad in bed. Tara was only one of a string of celebrities the sleezebag claimed he had slept with when he appeared on the Howard Stern show. According to Page Six, when Francis tried to buddy up to Tara last weekend she gave him a verbal bitch slap.

Reid ran into Francis at Clive Davis’ pre-Grammy party in Los Angeles Saturday night and refused to speak to her one-time friend.

According to PageSix.com, Francis screamed, “Hey, Tara! Hey! Over here! Hi!”
A furious Reid reportedly turned around and replied, “Get away from me! Never talk to me again!”

The actress is desperately trying to clean up her party girl image, while Francis recently appeared in intimate video footage found in a Hilton’s storage locker and later posted on ParisExposed.com.

I’m totally with Tara on this one. So much for the whole gentlmen never kiss and tell thing. Actually, I don’t think anyone has ever accused the borderline porn peddler of being a gentleman, but its nice to be proven right.

(No Comments) | Posted on 02/14/2007, filed under Joe Francis , Tara Reid