Joel Madden

Nicole Richie and baby daddy Joel Madden may be planning to walk down the aisle, but sources say that Nic may be planning to postpone the big day until after the birth of their baby.

From E! Online:

The Simple Life star, five months pregnant with her first child, is telling close friends that she and Joel Madden have decided to wait until after the birth to get hitched, E! Online has learned exclusively.

“She said she doesn’t want the baby to one day grow up and think she and Joel rushed to get married just because she got pregnant,” reveals a source close to the celebutante.

No, the kid is going to wonder if mom and dad got knocked up to keep mommy out of jail. Seriously, of all the issues this fetus is bound to face in life, do we really think having married parents is going to be the one that sends him/her over the edge?

Looks like Nicole Richie’s little bastard may not be a bastard after all. Was that harsh? Hey, its a Saturday and I’m working and its all for your amusement. Anyway, rumor has it that Nic’s baby-daddy Joel Madden finally popped the question. Of course the question he should have asked was “are you on the pill” about four months ago.

From TMZ:

Sources who attended the Hot 99.5 concert last night featuring Good Charlotte at the Clarendon Ballroom tell us Joel told the crowd he had just proposed to his jail-bound baby mama on Thursday.

So that means we can expect Nicole to register for wedding gifts, baby gifts and going to jail care packages. Does Barney’s even have a jail registry?

Guess who wears the skinny pants in this dysfunctional couple. Apparently when Joel Madden planted his sperm in Nicole Richie he left his manhood there as well. The tattooed baby-daddy just said no to posing with pretty girls because Nic told him to keep his smiles to himself. Wow, Nic must have Exorcist frightening hormones for Joel to embrace his whipped-ness so completely.

From The New York Post:

Wednesday night, Madden went to celebrate the first anniversary of the Village Pourhouse on Third Avenue, and all was well until a party promoter wanted to take a picture of him with a cute young woman. Our spy reports, “He said he couldn’t, as Nicole gave him strict orders not to take pictures with other celebrities or girls for rumor purposes.”

You know, its not the fear of rumors that made Nic give the “no pics order.” She’s just afraid Joel will put his arm around a pretty size 4 and might start to like the feel of more than collarbones and ribs poking him in the side.

I love saying I told you so. Turns out I wasn’t just making sh** up when I reported that Nicole Richie is preggers. The world’s tiniest uterus is indeed currently occupied.

Nicole and presumed baby daddy Joel Madden recently sat down with Diane Swayer for an interview and confirmed that she is indeed going to be a mommy. Yawn…old news, sweetheart.

From TMZ:

ABC says in the interview, which airs on “Good Morning America” Thursday and Friday and on “20/20″ Friday night, Richie “speaks candidly about why this particular constellation of young female stars — Hilton, Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears, among others — have behaved badly so publicly.”

Talk about expert testimony!

Today’s a big day for Nicole Richie. The rumor is that the skinny mama-to-be had to decide by today if she would accept a plea deal with prosecutors over her wrong-way on the high (and we mean high!) way. Not that Nic was in court. The itty-bitty baby baker was headed to Canada to watch her sperm donor and future hubby Joel Madden perform.

But TMZ has the legal scoop that Nicole may reject the plea bargain and instead fight the charges based on the drug test.

The declaration, filed today by Shawn Chapman Holley, Nicole’s lawyer, states, “Dr. Terence McGee as a defense expert … will challenge the prosecutor’s scientific evidence and the conclusions reached by the drug recognition expert.”

So she thinks she got a false positive on the drug test. Any chance the same thing happened with the pregnancy stick?

Nicole Richie and boyfriend/fiancee/whatever Joel Madden added fire to the sort-of confirmed rumors that Nic is preggers when they hit up a swank baby boutique and stocked up on lots of baby blue. Looks like Nicole may be baking a Joel Jr. Can a baby get a tattoo in utero?

From Star Magazine:

“I asked them if they were shopping for a friend and they said, no. It was obvious they were buying for themselves. When they got to the register, Nicole whispered to Joel, ‘Wait till my dad finds out.’ She was giddy the entire time, and you could tell she was excited to be there.”

I don’t know. Nicole Richie shopping in the toddler aisle…are we sure she wasn’t buying her new summer wardrobe?

Nicole Richie is really pregnant…we think. Several tabloid and gossip sources are “confirming” that the itty-bitty Simple Life star is baking a bun in her tiny oven. There is also buzz that Nicole is planning to marry Joel Madden her boyfriend and the alleged daddy of her hypothetical baby, this summer.

And coincidentally, Nicole is heading to court this month to face charges for her wrong way on the highway DUI. I’m not sure that getting knocked up out of wedlock is really the best way to demonstrate good judgement to a judge, but whatever works for you.

And the Nicole Richie rumor mill just keeps on chugging. Now the stick figure star of The Simple Life is rumored to be not only pregnant (by some bizarre twist of fertility fate) but she is also reportedly engaged to her boyfriend, and we can only assume baby daddy, Joel Madden.

From TMZ:

Rumors of Nicole Richie’s pregnancy have been swirling all week. Now sources are saying the slim “Simple Life” star is engaged, too. She (with rocker boyfriend Joel Madden in tow) turned up a Center Dance Arts benefit at the Beverly Hotel sporting a ginormous diamond engagement ring, according to the New York Post. In addition to the ring signals, Richie and Madden passed on the alcoholic beverages. Could it be because Richie’s trying not to pull a Lohan, or is it because she’s now eating and drinking for two?

Of course Nicole’s version of eating for two is getting a double shot in her latte. Stay tuned for more on this anything but simple life.

Nicole Richie and boyfriend Joel Madden have started the rumor mill turning with their recent stop at an LA jewlery store. Could Nicole be in the market for a teeny-tiny wedding dress?

These pics of Nicole indulging an apparent two fisted coffee habit were snapped on Wednesday and she is reportedly wearing a diamond ring turned around on her all important finger.

Sure they’ve only been dating for a few months, but Nicole is looking at a possible jail sentence. Maybe she’s trying to shackle Joel so that he’ll have to wait for her while she’s hammering license plates and being traded for a pack of cigarettes.

Yep, this is the guy Hilary Duff and Nicole Richie have been fighting over. Wow, that Joel Madden, he’s a winner. The Karate Kid crane kick at the beach. Dude, that move is so “80’s.

Not that I mind seeing Nicole Richie hook up with an overly tattooed musician with a Ralph Macchio complex. I forsee many more pda pictures, a few good public fights and a nasty break-up. Besides, I like Hilary Duff more than I like Nicole Richie. Of course that’s kind of like picking broccoli or brussel sprouts.

On a side note, whatever happened to Ralph Macchio?