John Travolta

I’m not one to go around pointing the gay finger at people, but its starting to sound like John Travolta needs a bigger closet. The Hairspray star was recently spotted smooching on a fellow penis bearer, but he denies any gayness to the kiss. Now he’s being defended by the director of the original Hairspray flick, John Waters, who is gay as gay can be.

From TMZ:

Last fall, high-flying Scientology-loving John Travolta was caught in a lip-lock with his male nanny. His lawyer explained it away at the time as a “customary, non-romantic gesture.”

Now the Queen of Weird, John Waters, is backing up Travolta’s claims. When Gatecrasher asked the director of the original “Hairspray” about Travolta’s kiss-off behavior, he responded “He kissed me hello, he kisses everybody!”

Like I said, bigger closet. A walk-in, with a loveseat, and a full length mirror. Wait, I want that closet and I don’t mind kissing John Waters to get it.

John Travolta is all upset that his new movie Hairspray is being targeted by some in the gay community. Seems they’re a little pissed about John playing a “gay icon” when he is such a love me, love my Scientology kind of guy and the gays claim that Scientology is not gay friendly.

Here’s what John has to say about it (from Hollywood.com):

However, Travolta has hit back at critics of his faith and insists he is not even playing a gay icon.

“Scientology is not homophobic in any way. In fact it’s one of the more tolerant faiths. Anyone’s accepted.”

Nothing gay in hairspray? Dude, did you read the script? And did you notice that you were in drag the whole time? (And the pics below are of John at the Wild Hogs premiere…in totally not gay leather pants).

And sure Scientology accepts everyone. But apparently not kids with autism. And I’ve seen the cost of their self-help sessions, so probably not poor people either.

John Travolta and wife Kelly Preston are coming under fire for reportedly ignoring their son Jett’s autism. One of the family’s Florida neighbors is going public with allegations that Jett suffers from autism and that John and Kelly are refusing to give him treatment because of their Scientology beliefs.

From Hollywood Interrupted:

I don’t think it’s a stretch to call their treatment of Jett child abuse,” Ocala, Florida restaurant manager Tim Kenny tells Hollywood, Interrupted. Kenny claims he met Travolta at his restaurant in February, and, after “comping” the movie star and his daughter a meal per restaurant policy for celebrities, he asked him, “as one autistic child’s father to another,” if he “was doing anything special in terms of therapy” for Jett. Aghast, Travolta responded, “Well, we involve him in the arts.” Then, he offered to send Kenny a book, and high-tailed it out of the restaurant.

The Kennys also claim that Kelly and John “let Jett sit in front of video games all day eating junk food, while they eat the best organic food money can buy. They exclude Jett from all social events because they are embarrassed.”

I don’t even know what to do with this story. I’m hoping this Kenny guy is just really annoyed about John having a runway for a drvieway at his Florida home because I will be seriously bummed if John and Kelly are so Scientologized that they would let their son suffer. But I wouldn’t be surprised if the suits at the Scientology headquarters suddenly told John and Kelly to get Jett some help…having two high profile members busted for child abuse wouldn’t look good on the recruiting posters.

And on a side note, if religions can make legitimate medical issues disappear by refusing to acknowledge them, is there a religion that can make credit card debt disappear? Just curious.

Looks like John Travolta had a degree in hypocrisy. The jet owning, jet flying, plane obsessed, has a runway for a driveway and even named his son Jett acor is trying to jump on the global warming bandwagon. Here’s what he said at the London premiere of Wild Hogs.

From The Daily Mail:

It [global warming] is a very valid issue. I’m wondering if we need to think about other planets and dome cities. Everyone can do their bit. But I don’t know if it’s not too late already. We have to think about alternative methods of fuel. I’m probably not the best candidate to ask about global warming because I fly jets.”

And he probably practiced that speech while driving his Hummer to his private Boeing 707 so he could fly to New York to pick up pizza. This total lack of credibility is right up there with Jennifer Lopez talking about animal rights while she wears a fur coat, leather boots and make-up they tested on baby harp seals.

Pics of John, Ray Liotta and Tim Allen at the London premiere.

After seeing John Travolta kiss another man, something that for some ungodly known reason did not shake every airwave (may be he has more power than Mel Gibson and could keep everybody quiet), it is not surprising to see the Grease star dressed as a woman.

I won’t comment on this… Instead, I will leave it to you to tell me what you think!

As much as it hurts to admit it, this is urrefutable proof that John Travolta bats on the same team. What a shame! He used to be so cute, and such a good dancer. Which brings me back to the heart of the matter: straight guys don’t dance that way, not even if they are Cuban (the best dancers I’ve ever seen), which Travolta is not.

Gosh, I wonder what his wife is thinking right now… Probably something like: "Do I dump him for being gay or do I stick around enjoying the good life?"