Jordan

Katie Price, aka “Jordan” is the UK’s version of Britney Spears, except we’ve learned through pictures this week that Jordan wears underwear, which makes her at least five times classier than Britney. You would think, though, that if Jordan’s media people are spending all this money on cars and clothing, they’d at least invest in teaching the girl how to exit a vehicle without putting her knickers on display. But, hey, at least Jordan got fully dressed before leaving her home, which is more than we can say for some other blonde pop stars…

TheSun.co.uk reports today that in the last 24 hours they have seen the pantyless crotches of two of the most famous British celebrities: Katie Price Jordan and Kate Moss. We understand why Kate is showing her charms: she may be trying to cool off her internal fire since Pete is locked away. But Jordan? I thought she had gotten over that stage of her life…

Unfortunately we haven’t gotten a hold of the pictures (the thumb above is just to remind you of who Katie Price is), but here’s the article from The Sun:

"IS there a national knicker shortage? Just 24 hours after JORDAN partied without pants on, KATE MOSS has gone and left her drawers at home too.

The supermodel flashed on a dinner date with retail guru PHILIP GREEN at the Dorchester hotel. She looked great until she climbed into her car and flashed little Moss.

So keeping to my promise of issuing pants to celebs who flash, I’m sending Kate a pair of Bizarre knickers."

Famous British super model Jordan has signed a multi-million dollar deal with Panache to be the "chest" of their new range of bras for big breasted ladies, the first of which are based on candy. For this campaign she was professionally measured by the label, and they discovered that after wearing a size 32DD for most of her life, she is instead a 30G.

Jordan commented: “I know I’ve got big boobs but I never realised they were THAT big. It just shows you how a good-fitting bra makes all the difference — and I didn’t even need to get another boob job!
“Now I’ve got support and I look and feel great.”