Josh Duhamel

In today’s way too much information column, Transformers hottie Josh Duhamel tells Glamour Magazine that he and girlfriend Fergie recently had a stripper pole installed in their home. Uh, I’m all about seeing Josh in a speedo, but Fergie on a pole…not so much.

Here’s what Josh told Glamour about the pole:

“It’s just for fun. [Fergie is] taking lessons, but she won’t get on it until she knows what she’s doing, ’cause she doesn’t want to look stupid. I’m like I don’t give a s–t! I don’t care!”

I love the honest guy thought process here. At least Josh can admit that to a man, no woman looks stupid when she’s sliding on a giant metal pole.

But you know, hearing about Fergie swinging on a stripper pole is a lot like hearing about the time your grandma gave General Patton a lap dance. Good story, but a very bad mental image.

Fergie and boyfriend Josh Duhamel are out and about catching a few rays and showing their love for each other in the age old tradition of bestowing wedgies. Because nothing says lovin’ like pulling your girlfriend’s bikini bottom up her crack.

For all her plastic surgery faults, Fergie’s got a nice caboose so I can understand the attraction. But honestly man, save the back nine for the golf course…or at least for your hotel room. I’m a little too uncomfortable to floss now. And that won’t make dentist happy.

The Fergalicious one is denying reports that she is preggers. She’s also dentying rumors that she and boy candy Jush Duhamel are engaged.

She says:

“I’ve heard that I’ve been engaged probably about seven times, and pregnant, but I’ve never been either. Sorry to disappoint.”

So, is there anything interesting going on with her? Please, no more platic surgery. Unless there’s an undo key that will magically fix the mess that she has become, she needs to stay far away from Dr. Make-Me-Pretty.

Part of me wants to poke her cheeks just to see if they’ll explode. But then I think about having to clean up all the silicone or butt fat or whatever they injected into her face and I decide it just isn’t worth the anitseptic.

Super freak Fergie is ready to settle down…or at least say the words. Rumors has it that Stacy Ferguson aka Fergie and boyrfiend Josh Duhamel are engaged.

From Starpulse:

Fergie is trying to keep her engagement a secret by hiding her ring in her handbag when she’s out in public. The singer accepted boyfriend Josh Duhamel’s wedding proposal just before Christmas, according to reports, but she doesn’t want to make the happy news public until they have set a wedding date. Life & Style magazine claims Fergie, real name Stacy Ferguson, was showing off her four-carat diamond engagement ring at a pre-Christmas party at film producer Michael Bay’s home on December 15 - but has kept it hidden ever since.

And Josh looks like a such a normal kind of guy. Who would have thought that he likes it all sweaty and crazy. I will never be able to look at him again without picturing him getting his freak on with Fergie. And you know that girl works him like a sled dog in a blizzard.