Justin Timberlake

Britney Spears is an idiot. Now usually I could say that for no good reason and very few people would disagree with me, but this time I actually have proof. Britney just blew off music guru Timbaland and her ex-boyfriend Justin Timberlake. That has to be one of the dumbest things she has ever done. And given all the dumbass crap Britney has done recently you know that means it’s bad.

Apparently Timbaland had written a song for Brit and JT to do as a duet. Sounds like a good boost for a comeback, right? Well, Britney was scheduled to record the ditty at Timbaland’s studio and then she cancelled at the last minute.

From Page Six:

“Listen, everyone is worried. In her mind, her album is done and she’s done enough work … She’s an easy target right now, because she’s … sick. People like her are sick. It’s like an anorexic who’s sick in the head and needs help. She needs help. It’s sad because what she’s got - and we’ve heard it’s like bipolar disorder - can easily be treated with medication, but she won’t do it.”

Dude, I hate writing about music industry stuff but even I know Timbaland is da bomb. Leave it to Britney to totally tank her own career. Honestly the only comeback Brit’s interested in is whether she has c** on her back after doing it puppy style with whatever guy she just grabbed and pulled into her hotel room.

So here’s more proof that Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel are getting all smoochy and squishy. JT and hot bod Jess were spotted by photogs squeezing digits in Copenhagen. And I have to say, they make a fairly cute couple. Though I still think Jess could snap that Sexy Back in two if she caught him checking out other chicks. No offense to Justin, but Jessica is definitely the muscle in that romance.

Justin Timberlake better hope that his rumored girlfriend Jessica Biel doesn’t read the tabs. Because JT just put his ex-boy bander foot in his SexyBack mouth.

From The Mirror:

The pop heart-throb called Jessica, 25, his “very dear friend” and said she texts him all the time. But when asked who the love of his life is, he replied: “I haven’t met her yet.” Ouch!

Justin said: “She truly insisted that she came with me on tour. I don’t know how to say no to a pretty face. But it wasn’t really a good idea. This time I’m putting the machine before everything else. Jessica met up with me in Manchester, but for Paris I told her categorically no. This tour is very important for me. I’m doing it really seriously so there’s no question of playing sweethearts!”

Dude, if you have even the slightest chance of bumping tummies with Jessica Biel, you tell everyone and anyone that not only is she the love of your life, she’s the love of your next life and that she can accompany you to the proctologist’s office is she wants.

Here’s an awkward moment caught on film. We’ve got Justin Timberlake and Cameorn Diaz getting too close for comfort as they’re out promoting Shrek 3. Notice the slightly pained look on Justin’s face as he tries to hide the fact that he’s a little afraid Cameron might start boiling bunny rabbits. And Cameron is looking just a little too giggly. You know she’s winking and flirting for all she’s worth trying to get Sexy Back.

Someone go find that Japanese hero guy cause Cameron Diaz is about to go nuclear. Still not quite over her break-up with Justin Timberlake ex-girlfriend Cam and Jessica Biel, aka the new girlfriend currently hitting the sheets with Mr. Sexy Back, are both scheduled to present at the MTV Movie Awards.

From TMZ:

Cameron Diaz and Jessica Biel — the ex GF and current paramour of Justin Timberlake — will both be presenting at the upcoming MTV Movie Awards, reports Page Six, and handlers are doing everything “to keep Cam and Jess far apart,” admitting that the situation is creating “a mess.”…Says the source, “Cameron’s looking a little unstable lately.”

Of course we all remember that Cameron went ballistic when she spotted JT and Jessica getting all flirty at a party back in January. Personally, I think a confrontation will be good for everyone (and by everyone I really mean me and my fellow gossip whores). Get those feelings of abandonment and insecurity out in the open. Plus, Jessica would kick Cam’s ass and who doesn’t want to see that?

Looks like things are getting serious for Justin Timberlake and his hot bod girlfriend Jessica Biel.

From People:

The two, who were first linked at a Golden Globe afterparty in January, recently spent several days together in the U.K., where Timberlake was touring. (They holed up in Manchester’s five-star Lowry Hotel and took in a soccer match.)

And now “Justin’s in love,” a source close to the singer tells PEOPLE in its new issue. “She’s the coolest chick ever. He wants to be with her all the time. He’s ready to be serious.”

I’m sure that “coolest chick ever” remark just made Cameron Diaz’s day.

Madonna is back in the recording studio and she’s getting some help from Mr. Sexy Back. Justin Timberlake has been writing music for the Material Mom and is hanging in the studio. Cause Justin Timberlake has the balls to stop recording and tell Madge that she’s singing his songs wrong. How many of us see that happening?

But I’ll tell you what I do see happening…the next Demi/Ashton style hook-up. Mark my words, in another few months (right around the time the new album comes out) Madonna is going to leave her hubby and nab herself some Sexy Back. Sure they’ll say something ridiculous about how their artisitc interests brought them together and how age has nothing to do with true love, but you know Madonna is going have Justin crawling around the house in diapers with a red string bracelet and calling her Mama.

Justin Timberlake is gettin’ uppity. The former boy-bander is doing his best to make himself into a serious artist. But those pesky details like singing for McDonald’s and making himself a prize in a Grammy contest are hard to live down.

From TMZ:

Justin Timberlake, who sang the popular “I’m Lovin’ It” hook for a McDonald’s ad campaign, is biting the hand that fed him.

Timberlake continued, talking about how he regretted performing at the Grammys, saying, “It’s kind of interesting. Just like the McDonald’s deal, whose market share went up 25 percent when I walked into those offices and changed their image. When I did the Grammys, the viewing figures went up by 25 percent. Funny, isn’t it?”

It’s only funny if you find an over-blown ego and guy who stil looks like he’s 12 humorous. Ok so yeah, its funny. But I don’t think Ronald McDonald was too worried about losing his hamburger palace before JT sang a three word jingle. Get over yourself, dude. Where were your artisitic standards when you were cashing those fat checks?

Here’s a sight to make Justin Timberlake cringe. Scarlett Johansson and Jessica Biel, both rumored to be Justin cuddle-bunnies, were spotted hanging together in Paris. And what do think they were talking about?

From Just Jared:

Scarlett lunched at the quaint Spoon restaurant and browsed through the Louis Vuitton showroom. After quickly making her escape out through the back door, Scarlett, 22, met up with her new best friend Biel, 25. The unlikely pair shopped together at the chic luxury shop “Le Bon Marche.”

Both girls have kept mum on their possible Justin relationships. I doubt either of them wanted to risk the wrath of the still smoldering Cameron Diaz. Maybe that’s why the two have suddenly bonded…there’s safety in numbers.

You know, my 7th grade health teacher said that when you sleep with someone, you sleep with all of their previous partners. So doesn’t that mean Jessica and Scarlett are like one step away from being lesbian lovers? Easy, boys, it’s just a statistic.

Scarlett Johansson is downplaying rumors that she and Justin Timberlake have entered coupledom. And she’s looking hot doing it.

From All Headline News:

She told E! News at the Grammy Awards, “We have a lot of friends in common, and Justin’s a sweetheart, and it’s always good to see him. But there’s a lot of speculation and I try not to read that stuff. I think when two people are single and are seen together, it’s immediately like a crazy feeding frenzy.”

Of course Scarjo just happened to be at the Grammy Awards when she so coyly not-quite-denied being JT’s new cuddle-bunny. And there’s your proof. Unless you’re nominated for something, performing or watching your secret mattress bouncing partner perform, there is no good reason for going to the Grammy’s.

Give it up to Mr. Sexy Back. Justin Timberlake went from snuggling up to Jessica Biel in snowy Sundance, to warming the sheets with Scarlett Johansson in Miami. Seriously, is the former boy bander hypnotizing all of Hollywood’s hottest chicks?

From In Touch Weekly:

“They [Scarjo and JT] spent the whole weekend together,” an insider tells In Touch. The pair — who reportedly had a fling after she starred in his video “What Comes Around…” — met up at his bungalow in the Delano hotel at around 3:00 a.m. on February 4, a witness tells In Touch.

At 3:30 a.m. on February 5, the pair snuck out the back door holding hands and headed back to the Delano for the night. Although Jessica is still in the picture, an insider says, “Justin and Scarlett are totally back on.”

Ok, Jessica and Scarlett are gorgeous. They could have an army of horny guys fulfilling their very whim. Why would either one of these girls hang around while a guy blantly hooks up with another woman? Let me rephrase that, why would either of these girls hook up with Justin Timberlake? What am I missing??

Is Britney Spears trying to win back Mr. Sexy-Back? Rumor has it that Brit may be pinning her hopes on getting back with former love Justin Timberlake.

A source says:

Britney gets an ego boost by parading her piece of eye candy around! Britney hopes Justin will think more of her now she’s been seen with a successful guy like Isaac, because she isn’t hanging out with a loser like Kevin anymore. She wants to prove she can still land a good-looking and desirable guy.”

Maybe Britney hasn’t seen Jessica Biel lately. Ther is no way JT is going to dump that gorgeous girl to get back with an underwear-impaired, bad press magnet with two kids and a messy divorce up ahead. There’s baggage and then there’s Britney. She might as well have American Tourister tattooed on her forehead.

Justin Timberlake may have found the ultimate rebound relationship. Rumors are swirling that Mr. Sexy-Back may be keeping warm in Park City by cozying up to Jessica Biel. If you listen very closely, I think you can hear Cameron Diaz screaming like the bunny cooker in Fatal Attraction.

From US Weekly:

Actress Jessica Biel reportedly flew out to the Sundance Film Festival on Wednesday to spend time with new love interest Justin Timberlake.

Biel, most recently seen playing a young soldier returning from Iraq in the film Home of the Brave, doesn’t have a movie screening at the festival, although Timberlake’s new film, Black Snake Moan, premiered on Wednesday.

I’m still not sure what it is that draws women to Justin Timberlake. To me, he still looks like a boy bander trying to pass for a grown-up. But hey, if the guy is hooking up with Jessica Biel, he must have a whole lot of something…exactly how big was that “Dick in a Box” box?

Did Justin Timberlake leave Cameron Diaz for super-babe Scarlett Johansson? JT and Scarlett met while working together on Justin’s new video. And that was while he and Diaz were still locking lips. Hmmm…I think I see someone trading up.

Of course you can’t blame the guy. Cameron Diaz has been so full of herself lately. And Scarlett is, you know, gorgeous, talented and stacked like the shelves at Wal-Mart…high and full. Plus, her eyes don’t disappear whenever she smiles.

I never really got why Cameron Diaz is supposd to be sexy, but when you put her next to Scarlett Johansson, she looks like Scarlett’s older wrinkled sister. And Cameron may think she’s a freaky kind of girl, but Scarlett always looks like she’s just had sex or in on her way to make some guy really, really happy.

Hollywood’s famous anti-marriage couple may have called it quits. Janet Charlton’s Hollywood reports that a friend of the couple said they broke up two weeks ago. Rumors also have Justin possibly hooking up with Scarlett Johansson. Not that I have anything against Cameron, but that is trading up.

Here are some pics of Justin in his new flick “Alpha Dog” where he plays a heavily tattooed gang member. That’s why they call it acting, people.

The drama continues… Remember the pictures that I posted yesterday of Justin Timberlake bitching out an X17Online photographer? Well, things have escalated, and the LAPD reports that:

"On Sept. 19, just after midnight, Cameron Diaz filed a report with the LAPD. The incident happened on the 1600 block of King Road in Hollywood. Diaz and Justin Timberlake were leaving a friend’s home when a photographer hiding in the bushes tried to take a photograph of her. They both then chased the photographer for a short distance. The photographer then got into his car and drove toward both (of) them, causing Diaz to jump out of the car’s way. She felt the driver was trying to hit both of them, and so she filed the report. She’s alleging assault with a deadly weapon, with a vehicle. No arrests were made. We currently have no suspects, and the investigation is ongoing."

On the other hand, X17Online has posted this statement in their website:

To the best of our knowledge, the pictures and video of Justin Timberlake and Cameron Diaz early morning on Tuesday, September 19 were taken on a public street where there was no "Private Drive" or "Private Property" sign visible. What the photographer knows he saw and what the pictures show, were at least two people verbally and physically assaulting him. Reports stating that Ms. Diaz has told police that the photographer tried to run her over with his car are completely false. The photographer was attempting to leave what he perceived to be a dangerous situation for him and when he tried to do so, Ms. Diaz and at least one other member of her entourage stood in front of his car in an attempt to entrap him. He drove around them at what he perceived to be a safe distance, as at least five members of Ms. Diaz and Mr. Timberlake’s group were yelling at him, making threats against him. The photographer is currently in the process of filing a complaint against Ms. Diaz and Mr. Timberlake."

I agree that the paparazzi are always bothering the celebrities by taking their photographs and such, but I doubt very seriously that any of them would try to run someone famous with their car. That wouldn’t make for very good pictures, don’t you think?

Justin Timberlake is not a happy guy. He is actually a pretty angry man, and despite being number one is the popularity charts, his temper has not improved at all. With all the millions that he must be raking in, I’d be jumping of happiness.

Not him. Instead, he got quite pissed off at some photographers for snapping his picture. X17online reports:

"Cam had to restrain him from doing who-knows-what our photogs — he was apparently trying to grab our guy’s camera and was yelling at him to get away and to stop shooting pix, though the scene was on public property (in the street) … our photog retreated. Apparently that wasn’t good enough — the pair have apparently filed a police report. Geez, sorry –what ever happened to a smile and a wave?!"

Justin Timberlake has told GQ magazine that he was simply infatuated with Britney Spears:

"I was in love with her from the start, I was infatuated with her from the moment I saw her", the former *N Sync vocalist said.

Poor Britney! And to think that a lot of girls would have killed to be her! I doubt anyone still does… who would want to look like a fat cow, have 1.5 kids of a guy who’s only using you to push his career forward, and have your first love say publicly that he was just infatuated with you?