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So Kate Bosworth has been hitting the Hawaiian beach in her bikini. I found pics of her yesterday, but she was so thin and flat she looked like an albino broomstick wearing a bikini. So why did I post these new photos today? Because I love the way Kate is squeezing her arms together trying desperately to push up her chest and create the illusion of boobery. Her arms are pulled in so tight she could be smuggling diamonds in her pits. But way to make an effort. |
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Kate Bosworth
Kate Bosworth Tries to Make Her Chest Grow
Kate Bosworth will die of starvation
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Despite my previous requests for someone to feed Kate Bosworth, nobody has listened to me or for that matter, helped the poor girl. So she still wanders this world exhibitting her bony figure, tempting all medical students into snatching her and dragging her to their labs to perform experiments on her (or her skeleton, which is the same). 
Kate Bosworth needs to eat
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If Kate Bosworth does not get fed urgently, all we’re going to find is a few bones and a bag of skin. So somebody, please, grab a burguer and shake and give it to this poor girl! |
