Kate Moss

Earlier today, Kate Moss showed Notting Hill just how cold it is in London these days using (ahem) body language. With all of the free underwear that she must have gotten while working for Calvin Klein, you’d think that Moss would have some extra bras lying around. With the temperatures plummeting across the pond right now, I’m willing to bet that she could cut glass with those things.

(photo courtesy of WENN)

Rocker and pharmaceutical wonder Pete Doherty was recently dumped by his now ex-girlfriend Kate Moss (for like the 20th time). But instead of moving on from the disaster prone relationship, Pete is using the media to try to win the skinny supermodel back to his needle tracked side.

From The Mirror:

[Pete] passionately declares: “I love her with all my heart. I like the way she walks and talks. I love her bones. I love her brain.”

Personally, I couldn’t care less about this relationship, but I just love the fact that some guy has the total lack of verbal inhibitors to actually say “I love her bones” about a ridiculously thin model. Cause let’s face it, there ain’t much else to this chick. That just makes me and my completely un-model like size 4 ass smile.

Kate Moss has her waif like knickers in a twist over the possibility that her ex-boyfriend Pete Doherty may sell tapes of the two of them doing the nasty. And I do mean nasty…have you seen either one of them recently?

From The Post Chronicle:

A source told Britain’s The Sun newspaper: “There are still some bits and pieces floating about of Pete with Kate. She has got rid of most of it. Six out of eight tapes have been destroyed.

“But she wanted to bury the lot before he could humiliate her by selling them or putting them on the internet.”

Eight tapes? Who makes an entire boxed set of sex tapes? Of course that’s really not as shocking as the fact Pete Doherty has gotten laid eight times.

Kate Moss has reportedly finally had enough with her walking reason to stay off drugs boyfriend Pete Doherety. The thoroughly starved model supposedly kicked Pete to the curb after learning that he had recently cheated on her with some South African chick.

From The Mirror:

The couple had a series of violent rows over the weekend during which he smashed a picture. A friend of the Croydon-born model said: “It is so over between Kate and Pete. She has brought in new security guards and Pete can’t get anywhere near. They had some terrible slanging matches over the weekend, some of the worst of their relationship. Kate is absolutely furious. She hates being made a fool of and gets incredibly jealous. She just won’t stand for infidelity.” Doherty, due in rehab on July 16, is said to be devastated at the split and even pledged to go into the drug clinic early in an effort to win Kate back.

That’s right. Kate doesn’t mind the arrests, the drugs, the hangovers or the public mockery, but don’t even think about diddling someone else.

Kate Moss is out of a job. Radar Online is reporting that the scandal plagued supermodel is being dropped by lingerie line Agent Provocateur. The undies company didn’t give a reason for the change, but they said they will not renew Kate’s $1 million contract when it expires next month.

Here’s a reason…does anyone really want to see Kate Moss in lingerie? Yuck. The only Kate can sell is a convincing argument for the existence of zombies.

Well it looks like model Kate Moss and drug fiend boyfiend Pete Doherty have no plans to to give normal life a try. The co-dependant and drug dependant Brits were kicked out of the NME Awards last week for trying to get their swerve on in public.

A source told NME.com:

“Pete and Kate were trying to get into the premises’ toilets but they were removed by the bouncers and told to go back to their table.

Later they were both caught in a dark alleyway at the back of the building. So we got their own security guards to put them in a car and take them home.”

And you know when the bouncers found Kate and Pete’s security the guys were like “uh, no we don’t work for those freaks. We’re just here for the show. Really.”

Tongues are wagging that model Kate Moss may have married her drug fiend boyfriend, and Babyshambles singer, Pete Doherty in Thailand. Tell me that coupling doesn’t just scream happily ever after.

Kate Moss and Pete Doherty are set to have an official wedding this month after reports that they have secretly “married” in a Buddhist ceremony on a beach in Thailand.

The wedding was, by all accounts, a romantic affair, with Moss, 32, wearing f lowers in her hair as the couple exchanged vows on the island of Phuket.

I say skip the official wedding. Who cares if the marriage isn’t legal. I think all celebrities should go for the fake wedding. It will make the divorce so much easier. No need for pesky legalities or division of property. You get what you can grab when you pack.

One more thing, do you think they deliberately chose an island that looks like it could be pronounced F**k it?

Kate Moss is the latest in a long list of celebrities who want you to smell like them. The scandal plagued model has teamed up with Coty Inc, the world’s largest fragrance company, to produce her own signature scent.

Just out of curiosity, can you put cocaine and cigarettes into perfume?

Other celebrites who have lent their names and noses to Coty include Gwen Stefani, Victoria Beckham and Sarah Jessica Parker. Maybe its time for the tree huggers to study the effects of celebrity perfumes on the ozone layer and leave my Aquanet alone.

Perma-junkie Pete Doherty has been arrested (again) for crack. His girlfriend (again) Kate Moss is said to be ready to give Pete an ultimatum (again)…dump the junkie friends or lose Kate forever (again). Color me surprised.

Seriously, is Pete trying to challenge Keith Richards for most drugged out rocker ever? Pete, the drugs work on Keith because he is a freaking legend…and apparently he cannot die. You aren’t that famous yet. So sober up and try to be known for your music instead of your track marks.

Kate Moss could be chain-smoking her way through a second pregnancy.

Her rowdy boyfriend and the lead singer of rock band Babyshambles, Pete Doherty, told his uncle that a recent ultrasound showed the pregnancy is progressing well and that the couple would make a formal announcement in the weeks to come.

Skeptics should note that Kate was smoking onstage when she joined Pete to sing their duet, “La Belle Et La Bette,” at a Florence, Italy, concert on Friday, October 20. Between her cocaine snorting scandal and her garishly gaunt figure that coined the phrase “heroin chic,” the supermodel hasn’t proven herself to be the most responsible. But I would like to believe that if she’s pregnant she could at least give up smoking.

TheSun.co.uk reports today that in the last 24 hours they have seen the pantyless crotches of two of the most famous British celebrities: Katie Price Jordan and Kate Moss. We understand why Kate is showing her charms: she may be trying to cool off her internal fire since Pete is locked away. But Jordan? I thought she had gotten over that stage of her life…

Unfortunately we haven’t gotten a hold of the pictures (the thumb above is just to remind you of who Katie Price is), but here’s the article from The Sun:

"IS there a national knicker shortage? Just 24 hours after JORDAN partied without pants on, KATE MOSS has gone and left her drawers at home too.

The supermodel flashed on a dinner date with retail guru PHILIP GREEN at the Dorchester hotel. She looked great until she climbed into her car and flashed little Moss.

So keeping to my promise of issuing pants to celebs who flash, I’m sending Kate a pair of Bizarre knickers."

British newspaper The Sun informs us today that Kate Moss and Peter Doherty almost gave an X-rated show for teh other rehab patients at The Priory, the clinic where Peter is staying trying (for the 4,000,009,494th time to get rid of his drug dependancy). According to their article:

"My man on the inside at the clinic’s Southgate branch, in North London, said: “It happened between half six and seven o’clock on Sunday evening. There were a group of people attending a self-help group for the day. Because it was pleasant weather, their leader suggested they move things outside. But during their session they noticed a couple getting rather fruity on a nearby bench. They were kissing and groping each other. Hands were going up clothing and there was lots of groaning. They were practically having full-blown sex. Then people realised it was Moss and Doherty — her skinny blue jeans were the giveaway. But a second later the couple noticed they were being watched and pulled away.”

Kate Moss, who was hopping to marry Pete Doherty yesterday in Bali, is now in a state of distress because of her boyfriend being in jail. A source closed to the couple said:

"She is in a terrible state. She is in tatters and very distressed. When she flew to Bali on Monday she was ecstatic and told her friends that there was going to be a ceremony for her and Pete This weekend. Kate asked Pete to prepare a beautiful ceremony with poetry and music and he was thrilled."

What escapes my understanding is what such a pretty and successful woman in doing with such a loser. He must have a huge one!

Don’t be dirty minded… I mean a huge bank account

We haven’t had a good nipple slip in a week or so, and it’s time that we get our regular dose of celebrities’ nipples, don’t you think?

Today’s turn falls on Kate Moss, whose nipple was exposed while playing at the beach with family and friends. Geez, now that I think about it: showing her boobs while little kids are around… will she be labeled as a sex predator?