By parading Kathy Griffin and Adnan Ghalib around Victoria’s Secret.
Yeah right.
First off, Kathy Griffin doesn’t wear lingerie with her lovers, she wears long pointy hats and sets her mate on fire. And Adnan doesn’t get to date any actual celebs now, he is back to the F-List. I can’t believe that Ashton can’t think of any better ideas. Just kidding, it’s not shocking at all.
More pictures of the lamest Ashton Kutcher attempt ever.
 
This sounds really romantic. A New York couple sent Kathy Griffin a letter wanting her to marry them. Kathy hoped on line and became an ordained minister (which tells you something about becoming an ordained minister, now doesn’t it). And before they knew it, Kathy was marrying them. And saying vulgar things to them. I kind of like the style.
NY Daily News says, Griffin’s 10-minute service was peppered with blue language and X-rated jokes about the couple’s sex life.
She also made the bride recite the menu for the reception.
“What did you get for the boring vegetarians and vegans?” Griffin wanted to know. “They’re such a pain at these things.”
