Katie Holmes

Katie Holmes attended the 2007 Bambi Awards in support of her husband Tom Cruise, sporting this helmet-like haircut that looks eerily familiar…but why? Oh, that’s right, Suri has the same one! Except Suri is a baby and looks darling all the time, whereas Katie, here, looks like she’s wearing a bad Cleopatra costume, complete with wig. I miss the days when Katie Holmes used to have long hair and actually smiled like she meant it.

Katie Holmes ran in the New York City marathon yesterday, which she’d been training for over the course of several months. In an interview with People immediately after crossing the finish line, Holmes said that she’d been running for years, and that it had helped her to lose the baby weight after giving birth to Suri. This is the first time I’ve actually seen Katie Holmes look genuinely happy and like…well, Katie Holmes. Not crazy, posessed grinning at Tom Cruise. Not snooty, Posh Spice posing. Just happy, like the normal person she used to be. One thing’s for sure: whenever she decides to, she’ll definitely be able to out run Tom.

Earlier this week, Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise showed up for the premiere of “Lions for Lambs” in Hollywood. It’s funny, because I think it was Katie Holmes, but it might have been Victoria Beckham in a brunette wig, because Katie Holmes actually smiles, none of this fake half-smile nonsense. And, I mean, the two do have practically the same haircut; it could have just been a dye job. Oh, and what’s that? Katie seems to be doing the “one of my legs is sort of broken” pose that Posh does so well. First the wacko brainwashing husband, now the snobby friend who never smiles. We’ve lost her to the dark side, people. Katie Holmes is no longer a human, but instead a walking conglomeration of bad acting and bad has-been pop.

Ok, so here’s Mrs. Tom Cruise formerly known, and at least a little respected, as Katie Holmes indulging in one her seemingly great passions in life…doing a freakishly good impersonation of her nutty husband. No, wait, I mean shopping. That’s right, she loves shopping. The slow transformation into a younger looking Tom Cruise is just for fun.

Scientolo-celebs Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are reportedly ready to spawn again. Which is good because having another kid will be easier than either one of them ever being famous for their acting again.

From OK! Magazine:

“It’s something they want to do sooner rather than later,” a source from Tom’s Berlin Rubicon set tells OK!. “Suri has been such a joy for Tom, so he’d be more than happy to have another girl. Katie feels the same.”

Well of course Katie feels the same. She’s gone all Stepford wife on us. The only lines she’s been saying recently are “Whatver you say, Dear” “You’re so strong and manly” and “I’d love to watch Top Gun again.” I mean, some on…she’s even wearing Tom’s hairstyle.

Anyway, Katie may be looking old beyond her years, but Suri is a cutie pie.

Little Suri may not have her eyes on a modeling contract, but mama Katie Holmes reportedly has her eyes on a skimpy red, white and blue leotard. That’s right, Mrs. Tom Cruise is tossing her golden lasso into the running to play Wonder Woman in a big screen version of the original girl power television show.

From Star Magazine:

“The movie’s only at the discussion state, but Katie feels this role as a kick-ass superhero will put her back in the public eye,” the source says. “She wants to show her stuff, and she wants to prove that she can stand on her own two feet without Tom’s help.”

So does anyone actually think that Katie can play Wonder Woman? Yeah, didn’t think so. Sorry sweetie, you don’t stand a penis’s chance in Paradise Island.

Looks like little Suri Cruise isn’t quite ready for her close up yet. The rumor that the Scientolo-tot was going to be the new face of Baby Gap is being denied by her Scientolo-rents.

So Suri won’t sell baby khakis and polo shirts, but what about a line of tiny “my parents went to auditing and all I got was this lousy t-shirt” shirts? Oh come on, you know that church has a gift shop.

Seriously, I got nothing today. The celebrities are all in hiding. But I can give you the location of Scientology’s favorite couple. Tom Cruise and wifey Katie Holmes were spotted in Saint-Tropez and apparently caused quite a stir among the photo hungry paparazzi. The Super Scientologists are reportedly travleing with Australian newlyweds James and Erica Packer.

Well, at least you know to avoid Saint-Tropez unless you want a a bunch of leaflets on how Scientology can make you famous…as long as you don’t mind marrying a couch-jumper.

Old pics of of the Cruises on vacation

Katie Holmes may be the subject of endless public scrutiny for her “how did that happen” marriage to Tom Cruise and the conspiracy theories regarding the birth of their daughter Suri, but the speculation (and Scientology lessons) seem to be working for her.

Who knows what’s really going on in her newly bobbed head, but she’s looking good. Katie is definitely going for a Jackie O style and she can actually pull it off. Hopefully she’ll get a Jackie size divorce settlement too…um, I mean in the off chance that the marriage doesn’t work out.

And is it just me or does little Suri actually look like Tom?

Is it just me or is Katie Holmes really starting to look like her hubby Tom Cruise? Maybe its the hair, maybe its the glasses, I’m not sure. But I will say that Katie sure hasn’t lost any time in dropping the baby weight. Is there a Scientology diet I don’t know about?

Anyway, here’s Mrs. Cruise on her way to a meeting at CAA in Los Angeles. I’m liking the billowly pirate going to a business meeting blouse, but I’m not a fan of the pants. Ugly color, ugly waistline. But that’s just me. And yes that is pretty much all that’s going on this weekend.

Tom Cruise wants to get his hands on something hot. Rumor has it that Tom might be considering buying the LA Galaxy soccer team. And I’m sure the fact his good friend and extra-hot soccer star David Beckham recently inked a deal to play for the team has nothing to do with it. Surely the totally in touch with the pulse of pop culture Tom just thinks that soccer is about to take off in the US and he just wants to be in on the action.

The New Zealand Herald says:

The Hollywood actor is a huge soccer fan and wants to give his financial backing to the Los Angeles Galaxy.

Beckham signed for Galaxy this January on a reported 128 million five-year deal although he doesn’t start playing for them until next month.

Tom and his robo-wife Katie Holmes recently attened David’s last game with Real Madrid with Beck’s wife Victoria. The two photogenic couples have been spotted spending oodles of time together lately. And in one more “its all just a little incestuous” coincidence, Posh and Beck have three sons and one of them is named Cruz.

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are denying that they’re expecting another bundle of baby joy. Well, more accurately, Tom’s agent is denying it.

From The Daily Mail:

Cruise’s agent has also denied the whispers, saying: “They are not expecting a second child.”

And here is Katie playing with daughter Suri in a swimsuit that makes it kind of hard to believe that Tom managed to knock her up again. Well, that’s always hard to believe isn’t it?

The rumor mill is all a twitter with whispers that Katie Holmes may be incubating another TomKitten. Celebrity watchers are busy manginfying photos of Mrs. Tom Cruise in their search for the elusive baby bump. Katie has already told the world that she definitly wants more kids. So is she already baking another bun in her recently converted Scientology oven?

And I am sure that Tom was trying to be a gentleman in these pictures, but between the arm hold and Katie’s huge sunglasses and vacant smile, it looks more like she’s in la-la land and Tom is just there to make sure she gets to the car.