Keira Knightley

Keira Knightley will grace the cover of Interview magazine this month, topless. Well, she’s wearing suspenders, so I guess she’s not totally topless. In the interview, Knightley is asked why she always ends up taking off her clothes during photo shoots with that magazine, to which Knightley replies:

I don’t know. Because I say yes, I suppose.

Which is kind of funny. I find Keira at her most glamorous when she’s looking pretty and covered up, but her nekkid vampy look doesn’t do a whole lot for me.

Keira Knightley attended the Atonement premiere wearing Chanel and very scarlet lips. It’s funny, you wouldn’t know from the looks of her that Keira’s becoming wildly successful — she looks pretty forlorn, doesn’t she? Maybe if she ate a little more she could muster up a bit of pep. Or maybe that’s asking too much…she is, after all, British.

Keira Knightley and James McAvoy will appear in Vanity Fair this December to promote their new movie Atonement, directed by Joe Wright and based on the book by Ian McEwan. If McAvoy’s name doesn’t sound familiar and he doesn’t look all that recognizable in the picture, don’t fret; you’ll remember him as LeFroy in Becoming Jane, in which he starred opposite Anne Hathaway. He’s cute in that somewhat rumpled, ruddy cheeked, British way that Hugh Grant once was, but with less…sleaze ball-ish-ness. Keira, in any case, is lovely as well.

So Keira Knightley showed up at a red carpet premiere of the movie Atonement dressed like this. From the neck up she looks gorgeous. But from the neck down she’s a disaster. Is the movie about a skinny mummy? Or some 18th century vampire bride?

The dress is hideous and I so don’t need to see Keira’s bones peeking through the tatters of her ghost dress.

Someone’s gone and pissed off Mickey Mouse. The Disney overlords have their cartoon character panties in a bunch over a porn comic based on the mega-hit Pirates of the Caribbean movies. The x-rated comic book features Kiera Knightley getting it on with Johnny Depp, Orlando Bloom and that ugly squid monster.

From The Sun:

“A HARD-core porn comic has caused outrage by depicting Keira Knightley having sex with Orlando Bloom and Johnny Depp.

Film-makers Disney are reported to be considering taking legal action.”

Oh come on, it’s a comic book. Someone tell the Disney folks to have a drink and relax. Besides most Disney movies are only a dirty imagination away from being porn anyway. Snow White and the Seven Dwarves? It’s a hot chick alone in a house with seven midgets. Sleeping Beauty? Some guy walks in on a pretty girl sleeping and puts the moves on her. Cinderella? The guy clearly has a foot fetish. Nuff said.

Keira Knightely may be skinny, but the girl plays rough. The Pirates of the Carribean actress is suing a newspaper over a story that she says implies she lied about not having an eating disorder.

The BBC reports:

Actress Keira Knightley has begun legal action against a newspaper publisher over suggestions she has lied about having an eating disorder. The Daily Mail published a photograph of the 21-year-old on a beach, with remarks about her weight, in an article about a girl who had died of anorexia.
Ms Knightley claims the article implies she has been dishonest in denying having any such problems.

I’m too broke to be sued, so I’ll take Keira’s side on this one. I’m sure the totally healthy and realistically built Keira and the publisher, who should be ashamed for implying that being able to fondle your own rib cage is in anyway cause for concern, can reach a friendly settlement. Maybe they can get together for lunch…that should do it.

Here’s another celebrity jumping on the “look, I’m someplace tropical and warm and I can wear a bikini in January” bandwagon. Oh, bite me.

So here we have Keira Knightley romping in the surf with boyfriend/fiance Rupert Friend. And while I have to admit that Keira Knightley is gorgeous and has great abs, that girl needs to eat. There’s thin and then there’s Nicole Richie thin. Girl, you’re skinny, we get it, but go get some fish and chips before someone mistakes you for a 10 year old boy. Opps, too late.

Seriously, it’s never a good sign when your boyfriend has bigger boobs than you do.

Waif like Keira Knightley is annoucning loud and clear that she and Rupert Friend are engaged. I don’t know where the man found a ring small enough to stay on her itty-bitty finger, but hey, I’ll give him the benefit of the doubt.

A source reports the engagement went public at a (gulp) Lindsay Lohan party.

She looked radiant and seemed to want the world to know that she and Rupert had got engaged. She was kissing and cuddling him all night. They were with six friends and were obviously in a celebratory mood after getting through five bottles of Dom Perignon. Keira couldn’t stop giggling. She even told the waiter: ‘Please get my husband a drink.’ Even her girlfriends referred to him as her future husband.

Let’s try not to think about the cosmic repercussions of announcing anything good at a Lindsay Lohan party and just be happy for the artsy-looking couple.

Ok, done with that.