Kelly Brook

Kelly Brook topless in St. Barts.

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The vacation continues and so does the beach attire. Well, kind of, depending on your definition beach attire. In Kelly Brook’s case, it means just the bottoms. God bless every beach in the world NOT in the USA. The only issue with this deal is that it’s Kelly Brook, and not Eva Mendes. Not that Kelly isn’t hot, but you have to admit, this pictures aren’t super flattering. She does have a nice rack, but her hair is kind of nappy looking.

My God, I just realized how judgmental and shallow I am. Of course, I wouldnt kick her out of my one bedroom apartment or anything like that, but I would still prefer Eva.

Check out the full rack of pictures.

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(No Comments) | Posted on 01/05/2008, filed under Kelly Brook

Kelly Brook shoves sand down Billy Zane’s trunks.

And apparently he wasn’t happy about it.

Daily Mail says, Instead it was all good clean fun as Kelly took great delight shoving handfuls of wet sand inside Billy’s loose-fitting swimming shorts while he looked on somewhat bemused.

Oh cry me a river Timberlake. Who are you to act this pretentious? Oh no! A model shoved sand down your trunks at the beach, what to do? What to do?

How about stop crying and remember that the rest of us guys are often stuck hoping for crap like this to happen. In fact, we set up things like this. We hope supermodels spill drinks on our pants. We practically beg for this stuff. But apparently you get so much supermodel tail that this just annoys you. I hope she dumps you for a loser. A loser like myself. She can shove sand in my trunks. Heck, she can shove a gerbil….

Ok, stopping now…

Enjoy some pictures from their St. Barts vacation.

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(No Comments) | Posted on 01/04/2008, filed under Billy Zane , Kelly Brook