Not that you expected her to be, but check out this new youtube video of her making a lap around The Chris Moyles Show. Not that I could do better, but maybe I could; Which is bad for her because I can barely walk to my car.
Kelly Osbourne
Kelly Osborne’s pug shocked by Amy Winehouse.
The walking disaster that is Amy Winehouse showed up to have breakfast with Kelly Osbourne and her pug. I am pretty sure that in all the years of seeing drug laden rock stars coming over with Ozzy, that Amy pretty much takes the cake. Look at the poor pug, I think it probably thinks they intend to sacrifice it and wrap it’s remains in a McDonald’s Breakfast Burrito.
I would like to touch Amy Winehouse just to prove to myself that her pulse is beating. I just can’t imagine that her flesh is any warmer than a seal’s coat. Is she a walking miracle? A testament to all dead creatures that a second chance may well be in the cards?
What breakfast could she possibly be up for? A meth buffet? I mean, druggies really don’t eat very much.
Here are a few more shots of the living dead.
Kelly Osbourne performs for charity
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Kelly Osbourne and her fellow cast members of Chicago: The Musical gathered in London’s West End Cambridge Theatre to put on a charity performance whose proceeds went toward breast cancer organizations. Awesome job, and I’m totally appreciative of the charity work; I just hope that after all this hard work Osbourne will find the time to go somewhere warm and sunny — she’s turning so pale that she may turn into a fluorescent light bulb soon! |
Lindsay Lohan Parties in the Desert
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So hot on the heels of Lindsay Lohan’s declaration that she wants to be a serious actress and that she’s got a spot all picked out for her pipe dream Oscar, Lilo was spotted at the Coachella Music Fest being her usual less than serious actress self. Lindsay was one of many party goers who got hustled out the door at a Palm Springs after-party. The story is that Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton and Kelly Osbourne were at a celeb heavy bash when Kelly noticed that someone swiped her purse. The not so bright Osbourne called the cops and when the boys in blue showed up they “noticed” cocaine and other naughty party favors in the VIP restroom. Lindsay, Paris, Kelly and everyone else got told to go home. Way to ruin the party Kells. Couldn’t she have just stolen Paris’ purse and called it even? So here are some pics of Lindsay partying like she’ll never win anything better than a wet t-shirt contest. They’re a little fuzzy, but after a visit to the cocaine filled restroom this is probably what she looked like in person. |
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