Kevin Federline

Just when you thought K-Fed and Britney couldn’t get any trashier…well you’d be wrong…again. Rumors are surfacing that K-Fed was cheating on his sugar-mama and baby factory with porn star Kendra Jade. Once source reports:

Kev and Kendra had sex at their friends’ apartment multiple times, starting in early October…Their friend would phone Kendra and a few other girls to come hang out, and it would always end up with Kevin and Kendra heading off to the spare bedroom!

So K-Fed is a lying dog (we all know that) and Britney is taking her revenge by what? Turning into a porn star?

See, I would have gone with something like, getting myself seriously hot again, selling a ton of new records and making a jillion dollars then eventually marrying a rich, successful man and telling the kids to call him Daddy. But, hey, I guess flashing your vagina and letting Paris Hilton cop a feel accomplishes the same thing.

As the Spears-Federline divorce goes further and further downhill, K-Fed has launched a new attack. After his sex tape threat apparently bombed, rumors abound that K-Fed is going to forever cement his place in history as the biggest loser husband ever by outing Britney as a bisexual.

The Sun reports:

Britney Spears’ jilted hubby Kevin Federline is to claim she is bisexual and begged him for three-in-a-bed romps. Federline, 28, will say the Pop Princess regularly fantasised about women and was desperate to share one with him.

The insider added: “Britney has told him more than once she is sexually attracted to women and men equally. She has asked Kevin many times if they could have a threesome.”

So, K-Fed, let me get this straight. Your wife bankrolled your wild spending sprees, sang on your crappy album AND she wanted you to sleep with other women? Dude, you should have worshipped this woman!

And if Brit does like the ladies, are we shocked? We all saw her french kiss Madonna on live television and she dropped her pants while partying with Paris Hilton in Vegas. And honestly, if you had been married to Kevin Federline, wouldn’t you go for chicks now too?

I was just starting to respect Britney Spears again. She’s dropped the frumpy mom image and is back to being hot Britney. She finally came to her senses and dumped her loser husband. She’s even working on a new album. All good things. But check out this report from E Canada Now:

Sources close to Spears report she is “seriously thinking about” giving away a digitally re-mastered copy of the four-hour long sex video.

“Half of nuthin’ is nuthin’, and that’s what her lying skunk of a husband will get if she gives that video away before he can find some sleazeball to buy it.

Seriously? That’s her plan? Is Britney so pissed at her soon-to-be ex that she is willing to let the world watch her do the nasty just to make him suffer? Ok, maybe I can respect that level of bitterness, but I have no desire to see K-Fed’s sex face, even if it is for free.

So here’s a better plan and it applies to all celebrity couples…don’t sue for custody of the kids, get custody of the sex tape!

If you listen closely you can hear Ferrari dealerships, Rolex salesmen and pretty much all of Las Vegas weeping into their lattes. Kevin Federline has lost his job as Britney’s moocher husband and baby stud. I hope Wal-Mart carries man-capris and wife beater tanks. Oh yeah, and his wife left him. I’m sure he’s upset about that too.

Kevin Federline has crossed the line (hey, that rhymes!) between normalcy and idiocy, and I have the feeling he is not going back to the normal category. Probably because he was always half off it, to begin with. This very classy guy has expressed his feelings about Britney by writing them on a glass door at the House of Blues in Chicago. The written words said:

"Today I’m a free man
Ladies look out
Fuck a wife
Give me my kids Bitch!"

For an image of K-Fed’s cave style art click here.

I don’t want to bore you guys with so much K-Fed-Britney-Spears news, but details are surfacing that are so tasty that I just can’t keep you away from them (or myself, for that matter).

The latest gossip is, according to TMZ, that Kevin Federline spent about 50 million dollars of Britney Spears’ money in the two years they were together. The blonde singer went from $100 million in 2003, to only $50 millions today (some people estimate that amount at only $35 millions left in her bank account).

But the Daily Mail has a completely different story. They report that Britney is worth about $123 million today. They just got their hands on Britney’s pre-nup, which in its 60 pages details every single penny that Spears has to her name.

The Daily Mail may have insight in how much money she had BEFORE K-Fed… but how about now? If you ask me, with all his failed attempts at singing, his record company, and his giving-away-tickets-for-free habits, I’m sure he spent the $50 mil that TMZ is talking about, and may be more!

Things are not looking good for Britney Spears… Her broke husband has been offered $50 million for the four-hour sex tape that him and Britney made… taking into consideration that all he wanted her for, was her money, it is very possible that the tape will make its way into a porn website or a magazine very soon. According to News of the World, a British newspaper:

"Britney, 24, fears the raunchy footage will destroy her wholesome image unless she caves in to his demands for a £16million payoff and custody of their children Sean Preston, one, and Jayden James, eight weeks. Federline, 28, has bragged to pals that his X-rated tape shows the Oops, I Did It Again singer performing a series of explicit sex acts. The home-made video is believed to show the naked couple enjoying an uninhibited range of love-making and sexual games. It was made during the first weeks of their relationship two years ago when they were holed up in one of the exclusive bungalows at the Beverly Hills Hotel in Los Angeles."

The Smoking Gun has just made public the list of Kevin Federline’s backstage demands. For someone who is giving away tickets for free, and who has no money to his name, this list is quite pretencious.

Let’s see what he asks for, once his divorce is final, and he finds himself penniless again.

Click the image above to see the entire list.

According to The Sun, Kevin Federline is now demanding $30 million from his wife, Britney Spears, in a divorce that will surely rock the very foundations of Hollywood.

Although they have an iron clad prenuptial agreement that clearly spells that he will get between $2.5 and $4 million dollars, K-Fed insists in getting more than that.

This moron better take his 2.5 million and not waste any money in attorneys. But he is too stupid to realize that his attorney is telling him to fight for more money, because number 1, the attorney will get paid for going to trial, and number 2, the attorney will get paid more money if K-Fed gets more money. One way or the other, the attorney will get paid, and K-Fed will waste his money fighting a lost cause.

Actress Shar Jackson, who was dumped by K-Fed a couple of years ago for Britney Spears, and who is the mother of his two older children (Kori, 4, and Kaleb, 2), has spoken to Us Weekly about what is going on with Fenderline’s current divorce.

"I hope that they are mature enough to realize that their differences come second to the needs of their children and that it is no longer about them as individuals, but about maintaining a healthy friendship/relationship for the sake of their children," she says.

Jackson added that she’s not bitter towards Federline, 28, for leaving her for Spears, and in fact, actually feels sympathy for him.

“He’s such a nice guy. He’s made some mistakes but everybody else doesn’t have the whole world pointing their finger at their mistakes.”

I was right when a while ago, I said that probably Kevin Fenderline couldn’t afford his own rent before meeting Britney. It so happens that a check stamped as "NSF" from back in 2003, written by Kevin Fenderline to his landlord, has made its way to eBay, and is now up for auction.

Since Britney seems to wish him the worst right now, it wouldn’t surprise me, if she were the one who helped the check make it online. Divorcing women can be bad, very bad…

This time I will spare you guys from my comments, and will leave it up to Us Weekly magazine to explain what actually happened between Britney Spears and K-Fed, to cause their petition for divorce. The Us Weekly website says today:

"Friends close to Britney Spears and Kevin Federline weren’t surprised that Spears filed a petition for divorce on Tuesday in L.A. County Court citing "irreconcilable differences." Source tell Us Weekly that the couple had a final blowout last week that pushed their marriage to the breaking point.

At a bash for Federline’s album release at club Xenii in L.A. on October 31, the couple, say sources, had an explosive argument. While Federline worked the crowd (onstage earlier in the night he yelled, "Ladies, I love you!"), Spears was hidden away in an upstairs dressing room.

Before Halloween night was officially over, the pop star, dressed in a black minidress and barefoot, made a dramatic exit. "She ran down the stairs crying and stormed out," a witness says. "Her eyes were swollen and her eyeliner was smudged. She looked like a complete mess." Federline didn’t run after his wife.

Matters remained unresolved by the time the couple headed east (Spears even postponed her NYC arrival by one day), and the pop star was spotted welling up in public again on November 2 while having dinner with a male friend at Library, her hotel’s restaurant. "She cried on and off the whole meal," an onlooker tells Us.

What else happened last week that caused Spears to start the divorce proceedings? How did the couple end up in separate hotels? Why didn’t Britney show up to Kevin’s concert in NYC on November 4? What was the argument that kept resurfacing? For more details on why the couple is splitting, pick up the current issue of Us Weekly, on newsstands Wednesday."

Kevin Fenderline must be quite pissed off about Britney’s petition for divorce, before he’s countersuing! In documents filed just this morning in Los Angeles Superior Court, Fenderline asks that the court award him sole custody of their two kids, and that Britney pays his attorney’s fees, as well as spousal support.

Do you get the same gut feeling that the shyte will hit the fan in this case? Let’s stay tuned and see what happens in the next few days…

Kevin Federline may suck as a singer and actor, but he deserves a medal for determination. This poor guy is so determined to become famous for other than banging and impregnating Britney, that just last weekend, during his New York concert, he waited 3 hours, to see if more fans showed up. When he finally realized that only 300 out of the 1,500 possible victims where in the mood to listen to him, he finally began singing… A bartender at Webster Hall, where the gig took place, says:

"They were going to cancel this concert, but he begged them to keep it on," a Webster Hall bartender told Star. "He had to fight with them to keep this concert. He was holding things up because there weren’t enough fans. It was a bad idea - he shouldn’t have neglected the fans who were there." Federline’s performance has been described as "mercifully short." Britney Spears’s hubby only rapped for about half an hour and, reports one eyewitness, "seemed really confused about how to act on stage. He would pace from one side of the stage to the other, just saying things like, ‘Hey’ thirty times in a row or ‘New York, thank you for coming - buy my CD.’"

Kevin Federline “performed” a couple of nights ago, at the West Hollywood Halloween Costume Carnival, and was booed offstage. His performance was supposed to start at 9:45 and last for 15 minutes, but when he finally took the stage at 10:15, the boo’s and jeering from the crowd were so intense that he just sang one song and gave up.

I’m not sure if the boo’s were because of the delay or because of the quality of his music, but something tell me that this crowd was not extremely impatient. It could be that they didn’t like his Halloween costume either…

Kevin Federline, who considers himself "underrated", is in peril of having his New York City show cancelled because not been enough tickets have been sold.

According to Page Six:

"Our spies at Webster Hall say that so few $20 tickets have been sold for Federline’s Nov. 4 show that "we may just cancel it. New Yorkers are clearly not fans of ‘Popozao’ [Federline’s pathetic first single]." Britney Spears’ hubby - who claims he is the most underrated person in Hollywood - should be used to rejection by now. We hear his Cleveland show was also canceled due to lack of interest."

May be he should concentrate on making babies and leave the singing to Britney. After all, that’s what he is good at; his four times at it prove it.

Kevin Federline feels underrated as a rap star.

Kevin who is married to Britney Spears has said that while everyone is always talking about him, they don’t give his music the attention it deserves. “I’m the most talked about of anyone over the last couple of years.”

The former dancer also revealed he has overcome the embarrassment of buying female hygiene products for his wife. He said “I used to be embarrassed to go to the store and buy tampons, but that’s all past tense. Once you make it through that, then you’re good.” Kevin’s debut album “Playing With Fire” was recently branded a “joke” by the hip-hop community.

K-Fed gives fans the boot!

In an effort to rack up some early sales for his upcoming album, Playing
with Fire, K-Fed will give away the sneakers he wore during his critically
panned debut performance at last month’s Teen Choice Awards to a fan who
pre-orders the disc off Federline’s official Website.

The slightly used kicks will be given away to one lucky buyer of the
disc, due out Oct. 31 on Federation Records. Sweetening the pot Federline
will also autograph the shoes.

The shoe giveaway, enticing as it may be, is actually the second prize
award for agreeing to take an album off Sony’s hands.

The grand prize for a listener is a trip for two to Los Angeles for two
nights and three days, during which time the winner would attend Federline’s
Halloween album release party. As no Federline promotional gig is complete
without a Britney, his Website assures credit card holders that his
better half will be hosting the soiree.

How can some people say that there is nothing good on TV, when Kevin Fenderline is getting bodyslammed tonight on Monday Night Raw? This dude must be desperate for either money or fame, because he’s trying everything!

“Introduced as the “A-list friend” of bad guy Johnny Nitro, Federline played the villain as he walked to the ring amid boos from the crowd. “Same people who are booin’ me now buy my picture on the cover of magazine,” he told the audience. “Y’all want to hear my rap?” When the boos continued, he replied, “Well, you’re going to have to wait until my record drops in October.” At that point, WWE champion John Cena came out, taunting Federline in classic wrestling smack-talking style with such lines as, “The album is called Playing With Fire? They should call it The Biggest Scumbag on Earth!” and “You’re less talented than Paris Hilton!” In response, Federline made a comment about wanting to see Cena’s rear end dragged around the ring. Then the 6′ 1″, 240-lb. Cena pretended to shake Federline’s hand before lifting him in the air and dropping him to the mat in a body slam.”

Other than looking like a gang member, I thought that Kevin Fenderline was a pretty normal guy. After all, regular guys can’t sing, make babies at every chance they get, and use their wives’ credit cards. Or not?

But according to MSNBC, K-Fed is now acting like a troglodite:

Spears hired Matt Felker, one of the sexy guys from her "Toxic" video, to appear in her new video, according to In Touch Weekly, which reports that her hubby "insisted that Britney fire Matt and all of the other male dancers she’d hired and replace them with females." Federline - who was, of course, once a back-up dancer for Spears - is said to be "surprisingly insecure and secretly terrified" that Spears will dump him if her career takes off again. "Kevin doesn’t want Britney to be making sexy moves again," an "insider" told ITW. "He’s even telling her she doesn’t need to lose all of her pregnancy weight."

Pregnant and barefoot happened already… I wonder what’s next.