Kevin Federline

Britney Spears is about to give birth to her second child, and her husband, Kevin Fenderline, is still not completely savyy about pregnancy stuff (he should be: this is his 4th kid!), so he confesses to be quite puzzled about her cravings of ice chips, to the point of having asked his mom about it.

I wonder what momma’s answer was. Probably something like: "What’s wrong with you, child? If your rich wife craves ice chips, you give her ice chips, and don’t question it! You don’t need to understand, but to make her happy". Or may be now… I’m just too cinical and don’t believe in good old moms in law.

Kevin Fenderline, who made his national debut on TV at the Teen Choice Awards, is not exactly the choice of the critics, who did their jobs, and criticized the heck out of his performance. (With plenty of reason, trust me!)

But Britney must have more push that I gave her credit for, because the failure as a rapper of her husband is now getting a role as an actor at the very covetted TV show CSI: Crime Scene Investigation.

Fenderline tells People magazine: "This is pretty much my first time acting. It’s the first time I’ve actually had a speaking role." He adds that the offer came about quickly (yeah, right!). "I was doing stuff for the Teen Choice Awards," he says, "and got the call while we were rehearsing and I pissed in my pants! (I don’t doubt it for a moment). I was excited right off the bat. It’s the only show that I really, really watch."

We have just received word that Kevin Federline has incorporated his own record label, which he called "The Federation" to release his debut album because no other labels would sign him.

After watching his performance at the Teen Awards, now I understand why. He probably wanted the record labels to pay him to sing, when instead, he should’ve paid them to put up with his singing.

Britney is not only helping finance this enterprise (remember he confessed a few days ago that he is almost broke?), but she has also given him a no limit credit card to "prove that she trusts him".

I have to confess that while I was watching Kevin Fenderline perform at the Teen Awards, I was expecting him to say at the end something like: "Y’all got owned! I don’t want to be a singer, I was just joking. I know that my abilities are dancing and making babies, so don’t worry, this won’t happen again. See ya!"

But nope, instead he ended his performance as proud as if he were the next Frank Sinatra. The worst part was that the half retarded teen girls that were there watching him, actually applauded!

What the heck is wrong with those teens?