Kid Rock

Dirty, Detroit rocker Kid Rock was grilled for naughty details by Howard Stern this week when he came on to promote his new CD, “Rock N Roll Jesus.” Without the uncomfortable gag ball of the FCC stuffed down his throat, Kid Rock expressed the freedom that only satellite radio can provide. Stern pressed for sexual details however the most interesting topic seem to overshadow the coitus conversations; apparently Pammy is crazy for animals. The rock star explained that during a marriage counseling session he urged Pam to tell the therapist what she had recently told him. Crazy Pam reportedly told her husband at the time that if there were an animal and a human drowning, she would save the animal. When the therapist asked Pam if this were true, her response shocked the therapist when she intimated that “animals are so innocent and people can be so mean.” According to Rock, the therapist had to remind Pam that her two children were in fact human.

Kid Rock is not impressed with recent rumors that ex-wife Pamela Anderson might be pregnant. In fact, Kid says that Pam faked a miscarriage when he delayed a visit to the set of Pam’s movie up in Canada because he had Lakers’ tickets.

From People:

“I’m like, ‘Baby, I got these tickets. I’ll see you on the weekend there,’ and that leads into her saying, ‘You don’t care about me, blah blah blah,’ ” Rock says. “She finally comes up with this: ‘I just had a miscarriage’ … and hangs the phone up.”

In November 2006, Anderson’s then-publicist issued a statement confirming reports she had a miscarriage and asked that “everyone respect her privacy during this difficult time.”

But when Kid finally arrived in Vancouver, he didn’t like what he saw:

“She’s partying at this restaurant, drinking champagne, jumping on the tables. I’m thinking, ‘That’s a quick recovery from a miscarriage.’ “
Rock filed for divorce from Anderson a month later, ending their four-month marriage.

Well, what do you expect when you blow off your woman for a basketball game? Geez, dude. get your priorities straight. B-Ball or an aging sex symbol with hepatitis in another country?

If anyone still cares about the Tommy Lee/Kid Rock/Pamela Anderson hepatitis infected love triangle, here’s the latest on the VMA throw down. Tattooed drummer Tommy Lee has apologized for getting in the mix up during the show.

Here’s Tommy’s verison of an I’m sorry (from tommylee.tv):

Yeah!! …..here I am minding my own biz having a great time with my friend Criss Angel (magician) and watching the MTV awards in the front row saying hello to all my friends……Pamela comes and sits on my lap who I love and adore….and also say hello to my friend Travis Barker and his wife!…..and i get a text from another friend P. Diddy and he says come sit with me…..and he’s sitting with Miss HOT Megan FOX so I go over and sit with P! Not a minute later and Alicia Keys starts her amazing performance….(”I apologize sweetie…..I had nothing to do with the timing and disrespect”)……back to the stupid-ness!!….so….. I get a tap on the shoulder from Kid Pebble…I stand up and embrace him with a semi hug and say “Hey dude…What up”?? He punches me in the face…..well if ya wanna call it that!?….more like a bitch slap!…….Wuss!! Anyway….i go to knock this jealous country bumpkin the f$%k OUT….and before I can have a meeting with my fist and his ugly ass mug ….security guards… grab me and haul my ass outta the award show! So I’m fine and of course leave to my room with police and owner of the Palm’s George Maloof……the rest is paper work and bullshit!… Anyway…… I would like to apologize to Alicia and George and MTV for the disrespectful bullshit caused by a piece of shit called Kid Pebble!!

So by “apologize” I mean he used up space on his website to take a virtual punch at Kid Rock. Which in his case is apparently the better option since he got bitch slapped in real life.

So apparently all the excitement at the VMA’s happened off camera. Pamela Andrerson’s ex Tommy Lee and her other ex Kid Rock reportedly got into an old man brawl in the audience during Alicia Keyes’ performance. Were they swinging their walkers?

From MTV:

According to eyewitnesses, Lee - sitting at the same table as Diddy - jawed at Rock as he made his way toward the Bad Boy CEO, with whom he was supposed to present the show’s final performance. It wasn’t clear exactly what Lee said to Rock, but apparently after his words, Rock slapped the drummer, according to eyewitnesses. Lee, one eyewitness said, attempted to fight back but, before he was able to land a blow, was punched in the face by Rock…Security quickly detained both men, with Lee being immediately removed from the venue. Rock, with his cigar still in his mouth, was held back momentarily until Lee left and calmly walked out alongside security. “I never hit nobody for nothing before,” Rock was overhead saying in the lobby of the casino. “I told him to shut the fuck- up.”According to a spokesperson for the Las Vegas Police Department, Rock was cited for misdemeanor battery for his assault on Lee. Rock was not detained or taken into police custody but was issued a summons. He’ll need to return to Vegas for a future court date, and if convicted, he faces a $500 fine and up to six months behind bars.”

So of course you have to think that they were getting it on over their shared love for red swimsuits and fake boobs. But is Pam really still worth fighting over? Maybe it was a fight over who would take her home…since Tommy Lee got the smackdown I guess he had to play the drowning victim while Pam ran around in slow motion.

Wow, now there’s a fun couple. Check out Kid Rock (and his ass) hanging with a newly shorn Paris Hilton at the Polaroid Beach House. How many comunicable diseases do you think are swimming that hot tub right about now? Yikes!

I’ll bet instead of a hired hand passing out towels at the pool they’ve got a nurse handing out antibiotics.

I know I should make some snarky comment about Kid’s ass hanging out, but really what can you say when you come face to face with that? Remember, kids, crack is whack.

Oh and if anyone cares, I think I like Paris’ new do.

Page Six is reporting that Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock may have split because of another man. And not in the juicy, entertaining way. The two were invited to a screening of Borat at the home of Universal Pictures exec Ron Meyers when Kid reportedly had a slight overreaction to seeing Pam’s role in the movie.

The hugely popular film shows Sasha Baron Cohen - in character as Borat Sagdiyev - falling in love with Anderson after seeing her in a “Baywatch” rerun, then driving across America in order to propose marriage to her.

“Pam thought he could have a sense of humor about the movie. She was in on the gag from the very beginning and loved doing the movie. And on the eve of what was supposed to be a very positive thing, he made it an awful night. “Ever since that night, it has been icicles between them,” the friend relates. “Bob is just a very unhappy and angry man. Pam is very disenchanted and sad. You know, there are reasons why she never married him before. Those reasons disappeared while they were together on a boat in St. Tropez, but she knows now that they never went away. The reality is he is an insecure, angry man.”

Um, this is the movie Kid Rock has a problem with? Did he miss the Pamela and Tommy sex tape?

Well, that was fast.

In what can only be desacribed as the not-so-shocker of the year, Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock are kaput. Both the cleavage blessed actress and long haired rocker have filed papers to end their blink and you’ll miss it marriage.

TMZ reports:

TMZ has learned that Pamela Anderson has filed for divorce from husband Kid Rock. Anderson, who is represented by celebrity hotshot lawyer Neal Hersh, cited irreconcilable differences. The couple was married August 3, 2006. Earlier this month, Anderson suffered a miscarriage.

We’ve learned there was not a prenup, however, the two were married for such a brief period of time it will probably have little impact.

Don’t worry Pam, there are plenty of musicians left for you to marry.