Kim Kardashian

Here are some shots of them at Australian Fashion week. My God, Kim looks amazing. But looking amazing doesn’t mean you can win a bar fight against your built like a linebacker sister. The two went to blows over who gets the Bentley, and I must say, Khloe is one intimidating b#$tch.

Oh well, here are some good Kim Kardashian sexy pictures.

Paris Hilton wants to clear the air. Kim Kardashian wants to let by gones be by gones. But that’s only the PR side of things. I bet the reality side of things has Kim Kardashian sitting on Paris Hilton’s face. And not in the cool way.

 I would not want [Kim’s butt] - it’s gross!” Paris told a Las Vegas radio show on April 14. “It reminds me of cottage cheese inside a big trash bag.”

Now the long awaited depthless apology.

“I was just joking around and I made a stupid joke,” Paris tells In Touch exclusively. “I felt really bad afterward, so I contacted Kim and apologized. It was a silly thing to say. Kim’s hot!” Kim accepts the apology, telling In Touch, “Paris and I have been friends since we were kids and I’m glad she made the effort to say she’s sorry.”

Paris, baby got back. Pour yourself another pint of Hatorade and move on.

More fat Kim Kardashian cottage cheese pictures. (did that come out right?)

The answer is no, you look luscious.  I just salivated on my keyboard, please spin around one more time, I want to make sure the goods are snug. You have to protect such assets. I would love to be your personal shopper Kim, if not just for moments such as these. I know last week I was writing things such as, “Kim Kardashian bikini pictures she is gaining weight;” forgive me for being crude and wrong.

Please allow me to engage my obsession once again by posting your non-newsworthy pictures on my celeb blog.

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Mila Kunis sexy movie premier, Kim Kardashian is not. Kim looks like she is going to a trendy geriatrics bingo night in that dress. In other words, if she were hanging out with old people, that modern floral wanna be artistic massacre of a dress would be hip: Hip to be Square.

I love the Diva license plate. Just kidding, I don’t.

I wish the old Kim Kardashian would come back to us. She might as well just get pregnant.

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She is a big star, and I have always been on the side of her booty, but, she looks to be a few donuts over acceptable right now. This shot was taken in her backyard while filming of Keeping up with the Kardashians was going on.

Looks like Kim has been keeping up with the late night Pastry specials at Ralphs, rather than the show.  You know those specials, when they just have to get those last Cinnamon Rolls outta the store. I am a huge fan of Kim, but not when she is this huge. She is looking way to round. Time to call the trainer back in. You know, the one from the show?

Oh, you don’t watch?

Neither do I, I was just kidding. I made that up.

And of that, I do not care. I will screw in all the lightbulbs. In fact, I will screw….ok, taking a step back. But seriously, this girl rolls into Right-Aid looking like she just got out of supermodel class. The only problem I have with Kim Kardashian is that now that she is hot thing on the blvd, other girls are trying to be like her.

Know what that means?

Fat girls.

Ladies, please realize that Kim is an anomaly.  The rarest of all species.  And now it apparently only takes one of her to screw in a lightbulb.

More Kim Kardashian at Right-Aid pictures.

Not difficult when she is wearing lingerie. Wow, I just realized how dirty minded I am. There is probably a story here, you know, some journalistic aspect as to why her bust exploding out of her top and why she is wearing lingerie with some other hot friends. I mean, in one of the pictures, her girlfriend is pulling down her bottoms.

Digging deeper into the evidence, I found a story.

It’s titled: Once upon a panty raid.

But I’m not going to tell the story, because the story is a lie I made up in my head for self-gratifying purposes. But feel free to enjoy more of Kim Kardashian’s luscious lingerie pictures.

I wish she would do me, I would be totally faithful. And apparently, that’s been a huge issue for Kim.

The Sun says, “I went out with a good guy in school - but it has all gone downhill since then. Every single guy since then has cheated on me - so I think all men cheat. Normally my sister catches them out. But every guy I have been out with has cheated on me and broken my heart.” 

Kim, I would never cheat on you. That is unless I thought I could get my groove on with Nicky Hilton. The difference between me and all the other sleazebags though, is that I would have enough respect to make sure you didn’t find out. I have class Kim. Furthermore, if you would just include Nicky in the bedroom, I would never go behind your back.

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If you are trying to keep up with the Kardashians, you are most likely spending a lot of time on random world beaches. Reggie Bush seems to be keeping up. He is one lucky dude. I would love to tap that big can Kim Kardashian has. I may even go ahead and re-watch the KimK Superstar sex tape, just for old times sake.  Reggie needs to be spending less time on the beach and more time getting ready for next season, the Saint’s went marching away from success recently, and Reggie is taking a lot of blame!

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I really love Kim Kardashian. I wish she were tied up in my basement right now, but that’s neither here nor there. Yesterday KimK Superstar shot a cameo for one of my absolute favorite shows, Entourage. I have no idea what that could be about, hopefully she is being naughty though. After that, she  did an American Eagle commercial with Adrian Grenier…hey, isn’t that a former Paris boytoy? I’d pretty much put money down that next week we see Adrian and Kim “hanging out” at Katsuya. Kim is guilty of following in Paris’ sluttery. Remember the sex tape?

All the same, she’s hot. Like sizzle hot.

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Kim Kardashian gave a homeless man $20 after leaving the Gucci story, but the real story is that she allowed him an awesome shot at her cleavage. I think I might start posing as homeless on Robertson blvd.  My God look at her breast, they are gorgeous. If ever there has been a charity case for breast, it’s me. I am desperate to have them hanging in my face. I really wouldn’t care about food or money, just alcohol and boobs. Maybe I will setup outside the Ivy with a mimosa and a homeless sign. Seems to be the best way to get boob shots.

Check out these Kim Kardashian boob shot pictures, you will see what I mean.

Sonja Norwood, Brandy’s mommy, claims she gave their Amex to Kim Kardashian to make a few purchases. And I guess she made more than a few.

TMZ says, According to the suit, Kim allegedly gave the card to other members of her family — Khloe, Kourtney and Robert Jr. The suit claims in 2006, the Ks racked up $62,793.83 in unauthorized charges. And, in 2007, they blew another $57,841.82. The total: $120,635.65!
And get this for audacity: the suit claims the Kardashians charged thousands of dollars in their own stores, Dash and Smooch.
It’s unclear why Sonja didn’t just cancel the card.

Sonja apparently forgot to cancel the card. You know, after you give your credit card to spoiled rich kids you don’t expect them to joyride the card limit around town. I don’t think Sonja should see a dime due to her total lack of apparent competency. I think this goes deeper. I think this is black jealousy over Kim’s booty. It is the only reasonable explanation I can think of. No one would just forget to cancel a card they didn’t have possession of and if you did, would you admit it in a court of law? In front of your peers?

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Even on a cloudy beach in an ugly swimsuit, Kim Kardashian is still the queen of all things booty. Does she ever do anything else besides hit up beaches? What I love most is how proud of her body she is. This is no airbrushing, just lucious hotness spilling out on a cloudy beach. Even her hair is a mess, but no matter, Kim Kardashian has super hotness powers that no cryptonite in the world can bring down.

What a life.

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Oh My God. Man, I really do love Kim Kardashian, particularly topless in a bikini bottom. I know this is touched up, but I don’t care. What a booty. She did this shoot for Travis Barker’s new clothing line. She has the best cans and booty on planet earth right now. Although I am betting that when she gets older, her looks are going to really go down into the tank. I just don’t think a female can carry that kind of weight into her 30s.

But I would be willing to take the ride for now.

Apparently Kim Kardashian isn’t getting married to Reggie Bush, as earlier reports would have had us all believe. Instead, she is desperately seeking attention from the media and blogs and her friends are spreading false rumors for her to help her achieve her goal.

Page Six says, “Kim is trying to create attention in her life because nothing else is really going on with her,” said our source. “The whole debate over her engagement is buzz, and that’s what she wants. She’s not engaged, but her friends are telling all their celeb weekly contacts that she is.”

Kim, if you want attention you need to come out with a second installment of your sex tape. And this time, make it good, instead of crappy. I mean like get into it, get nasty. Go dirty or go home.

I have a feeling that Kim is getting nervous with all the chatter on the rise that her sister is actually the hotter one. My God this world is shallow. I love it.

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If it isn’t to me, then I really hope it isn’t so. And I can assure you, it isn’t to me because if it were, I wouldn’t be updating a blog right now. I would still be in bed feeding grapes to Kim’s booty. I would be planning a day of more bed time. And I would already have the night planned, in bed. Paparazzi would hate me, there would be no more Kim at Ghost Bar in Vegas, now she would only be in bed where the only cameras would be from my film crew.

Lets look at what is being said.

OK! Magazine says, While no diamonds were shining on Kim’s ring finger, she did admit to OK! that things are getting serious. However, she added, “One thing I did learn from ‘07 was to try to keep it as private as possible so I’m trying to hold that close to my heart but I’m here with everybody that I love.”

Ugh. Sounds pretty incriminating. However, Reggie Bush had a pretty terrible year this year, hopefully she moves on to a newer, younger draft pick.

Kim Kardashian is certainly making the most of her trip to Miami for Fashion Week. That girl is like a paparazzi magnet. But the usually ass happy Kim K. suddenly decided not to flaunt her best side when she hit the beach in this bikini. Kim was making friends with towels, sarongs, the waves and anything else that could cover her rear end. Apparently the junk in the trunk looks good in tight fitting dresses, but not so much in a barely there bikini.

Photos courtesy of Splash

So here’s Kim Kardashian at the Mercedes Benz Fashion Week Show in Miami. And that’s pretty much all there is. It’s Kim K. showing off her ass(ets). Does she even qualify for this site? Yes, she’s rich and she’s fairly high on the hot list. Of course that’s mostly because “I don’t do that” doesn’t seem to be in her sexual vocabulary. But a celebrity? Come on. She’s the former BFF of a famous for no good reason celebutante and she had top billing in a sex tape. If that’s all it takes to be called a celebrity I’m just one public fight with Gary Coleman away from hitting the big time. Cause the tape is already made, baby.

Photos courtesy of Splash