Kirsten Dunst

Where’s Spiderman when you need him? Spidey movie GF, Kirsten Dunst’s hotel room was robbed. Kirsten wa sstaying at the Soho Grande when two guys allegedly snuck in and made off with a bunch of her pricey goodies.

From The Post:

Beinerman took a guest elevator to the floor below Dunst’s suite and then took a freight elevator up to the penthouse level.

There, Beinerman allegedly walked through an open door into the penthouse and stole items belonging to Dunst and her companions, including $2,500, a Marc Jacobs purse, wallets containing IDs and credit cards, several bags - including one by Balenciaga - two digital cameras, a cellphone and an iPod, records state.

An open door…yeah, that’ll do it. Guess Kirsten left her card key thingy at Spidey’s place.

I know, Spiderman is so over, but what can I say? It’s Kirsten Dunst. There’s just nothing amusing about her anymore. This girl could suck all the fun out of a clown convention in Las Vegas with an open bar.

So Kirsten Dunst showed up at the Metropolitan Museum of Art’s Costume Institute Benefit Gala with her boyfriend Johnny What’s-His-Name. And what is she wearing? She looks like a deranged woman having a 1920’s hallucination. The dress is a hideous circus tent. Sweetheart, it was the costume institute, not a costume ball.

And Johnny Borrell (yes I know his name) isn’t doing much better. What is with the pants tucked inside the cowboy boots? Is he going for a 1990’s line dancer look? And that really only worked on hot chicks anyway.

I’m glad they have each other, cause no one else would take either of them.

Looks like Kirsten Dunst turned a bit shy when she ws spotted leaving one of many after-parties following the London premiere of Spider-Man 3. Kirsten got her party on with her apparently back-on boy toy Johnny Borrell.

From The Daily Mail:

The 24-year-old actress began the evening at 6pm looking bright-eyed and bushy-tailed on the red carpet in Leicester Square. She wore a demure high-necked dress which reached below the knee.

She eventually stumbled back to the Covent Garden Hotel just before 4am.

I don’t know why she’s trying so hard to hide form the cameras. It’s not like she’s passed out or looking like Courtney Love after a weekend bender. But in the interest of public service to celebrities, here’s a tip for little Kiki. If you don’t want to be photographed…shut the car door.

Kirsten Dunst is Kirsten Dumped. Rumor has it that Kirsten’s blink-and-you’ll-miss-it hook up with Johnny Borrell ended over the weekend. And it wasn’t Kirsten giving the “it’s not you, it’s me” speech.

From Contact Music:

A source tells British newspaper The News of the World, “Johnny and Kirsten had a very passionate romance - they were completely blown away by each other at first.

“But now Johnny’s realised she’s not the one for him. He dumped her at the weekend and has gone back to his old girlfriend.”

So basically Johnny liked banging a movie star, but once they ran out of tantric positions and had to actually talk to each other he ran screaming the other direction. Sorry Kiki…that’s gotta sting a little.

Kirsten Dunst has said that she’s going to take time off from acting to be a college art student. Well, it looks like Kirsten is embracing the college experience and has entered the “date a musician” phase of her education. The Spider-Man star has been spotted looking lovey with Johnny Borrell of the band Razorlight. Don’t ask…I’ve never heard of them either.

From The Sun:

“Kirsten has fallen head over heels for Johnny. She met the band last week and immediately hit it off with him. They have been on the phone ever since and getting on like a house on fire. She flew all the way from LA to be in Texas with Johnny. It’s the real deal - they’re a proper item. They were snogging at the side of the stage. He was wearing an oversized leather jacket and playing air guitar and air drums. She was fluttering her eyelashes at him like a smitten teenager.”

Johnny looks like he had one too many posters of Slash on his wall when he was growing up. Just out of curiosity, when does Kirsten hit the “embracing your inner political activist” and “experimenting with lesbianism” phases of her college career? Cause this rocker story doesn’t do much for me.

Kirsten Dunst is going back to school. The Spiderman star is telling US Weekly that she is going to take some time off from her acting career to attend college art classes. Well, I’m glad to see she’s finally giving up the life of a starving actress to pursue something practical…like art.

No word on what college is lucky enough to have Kirsten’s tuition checks coming in, but Kirsten told US Weekly how excited she is about being a co-ed:

“I have my ID–it’s so exciting. I was showing it to my girlfriends in the restaurant last night. I’m like, ‘I can get money off movie tickets now!’”

Wow, who knew that Kirsten was geting to the end of the red carpet and having to fork over $10 bucks to get into the movie. I guess she got that student ID just in time. Maybe she’ll also figure out how to swipe toliet paper from the campus bathrooms and smuggle food out of the cafeteria.

So Kirsten Dunst is hanging in Maui doing what all girls on vacation do. She’s smoking like a chimney stack and hiding behind a Carl Sagan book…oh and displaying her ladylike side by flipping the paparazzi the bird.

Now for all of you who slept through astronomy class (or were too busy making out in the planetarium to watch the blinking electric stars…not that I would know anything about that) here’s a quickie on Carl Sagan. He was a super famous atronomer, worked on finding extra-terrestrial life and wrote the book Contact that became the Jodie Foster movie. See, gossip can be educational.

You know, it’s a good thing Kirsten is famous because otherwise she’s just a pasty looking girl who likes to read science books. That would make her the lonely girl who sat behind me in math class and kept blowing the curve. I’ll bet that girl liked Spider-Man too.

Oh Kirsten. Honey, there are some things that you just don’t carry out in public. A pregnancy test, herpes medication, tampons…and the CDSA 2.0.

For those of you who just have to know, CDSA stands for Comprehensive Digestive Stool Analysis - “an advanced noninvasive diagnostic tool that can help practitioners improve prevention and target treatment strategies for gastrointestinal disorders.”

Seriously, sometimes when you run to the drugstore, you take whatever nasty item you needed and stuff it into a bag, your purse or cover it up with your jacket. No one has enough self-esteem to advertise their purchase of a poop-analyzer.

On the other hand, maybe Kirsten has a truly twisted sense of humor and this is a Christmas gift for Paris Hilton’s publicist…that man knows crap.

So co-stars Kirsten Dunst and Orlando Bloom have hooked up. Or at least that’s the rumor after the two were seen playing tonsil hockey at the Chateau Marmount in Los Angeles. A big mouth pal of Orlando’s reports:

Kirsten reminds him of what Kate used to look like before her dramatic weight loss. It was so much fun for him to be with her because she seemed carefree and not obsessed about fattening foods. Kirsten can also let her hair down a bit and isn’t worried about being the most fashionable girl in the room. Orlando likes that she can look a bit dishevelled, he thinks it’s sexy. Kate would never go out unless she looked perfectly coiffed and that got a bit tiring.

Uh…is this supposed to be a flattering picture of Kirsten? And is it just me, or is this starting to sound like Kirsten is the girl you date that looks like the girl who just dumped you? Generally the plan there is to either a) recapture that kaput relationship or b) screw the look-a-like while you pretend she’s the skank who dumped you.

Gee, sounds promising.

Can somebody explain to me what has happened to Kirsten Dunst? And what’s up with those elementary school socks? And don’t get me started on her personal battle with a hair brush. The best part is that she has referred to herself as sexy, saying:

"I eat healthily. I do Pilates and my mom has a cross-training machine, which I use, but I don’t work out regularly. I like having a few curves. I like being sexy, not sleazy."

Exercise is not what she needs. She needs a full body and mind makeover. Desperately!

Kirsten Dunst is not only pretty but actually quite smart. Mostly when it has to do with money. The fact that she is selling the house where she lived during her younger years for a whopping $1.7 million proves it.

The 3 bedroom, 3.5 bathroom home was purchased by Kirsten and her mother while she was filming Interview with the Vampire.

Who would have thought that Kirsten Dunst is a kinky girl? Although with those fangs that she’s got, she probably gives a heck of a unique blowjob… But that’s not the topic of this news today. Instead, the fact that she has admitted to News of the World that she likes to do it in public places is. The Spiderman actress said:

"Jake and I couldn’t last. He’s a stay-at-home boy and I’m an out-on-the-town girl. We tried to spice things up — we had sex in cars, in the bathroom and even by the sea. The only place we didn’t have the guts to try was in a walkway in a hotel because we thought we might get kicked out if we were caught. Maybe I’m a weird girl and I just needed a good freak to match me. In Jake I believe I found that. He’s a dork. That’s what I love about him."

If you’re into Kirsten, you now know that to hook up with her you have to be dorky and like to do it where you can get caught.

Below Kirsten Dunst photos for Another Magazine.

Kirsten Dunst looks prettier by the day. And lately she’s been taking better care of herself and she’s looking quite worthy of her role as Marie Antoinette. May be the lack of nookie does good things for some people. Or is it having a few million bucks stashed away in the bank that makes them pretty?

Apparently Kirsten Dunst doesn’t need booty. At least, that’s what she told Britain’s Now magazine: "I’m not desperate to start another
relationship. I’m just enjoying my new freedom."

The fact is that she has been alone since breaking up with her boyfriend, Jack
Gyllenhaal back in 2004. Could she still be in love with him? When I was younger my love lasted a long time, but 2 years? no way! 2 months may be!