Lindsay Lohan

And that’s by her own accord.

Daily Mail says, An insider tells the Mail Online that Hathaway made the painful decision to end their relationship because of the effects his controversial business dealings could have on her career.
“It’s heartbreaking for her to dump him, and she’s devastated that it’s come to this, but she really didn’t have a choice. His scandals were hurting her reputation.”

And with that, Lindsay Lohan becomes the new Katherine Heigle. I guess it’s trendy to now classify yourself as undeserving. It’s brilliant when you think about it: No pressure to be good. You don’t win because you say, you don’t want to win. How absolutely brilliant is that?

Yeah, lame.

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Bobby Brown’s son, Brandon, who is even less consequential than his father, is trying to change that. He is claiming he tagged Lindsay Lohan in the bathroom of a party.

The Sun says, He boasts: “Me and Lindsay got really, really close. She followed me to the bathroom during a private party, and, well, we basically got together. I think she knew who I was when she first saw me. We were just staring at each other and she walked by. I walked into the bathroom and she followed me in.” 

Was Tom Cruise also in attendance of this party sporting a mask? This sounds like some Eyes Wide Shut caliber fun. It’s kind of hot.

Call me Lindsay.

More Lindsay Lohan bad girl pictures.

Ok, witnesses of the luncheon between Samantha Ronson, Lindsay Lohan and Lohan’s sister called it “girl talk.” But I am calling it lesbian talk. Clearly, there is a difference between girls and lesbians. Lesbians are more fun, while girls are usually less fun. Ok, for more on this…

People says, The duo – who are “together,” a source says in the new issue of PEOPLE – were spotted Wednesday afternoon lunching with Ronson’s writer-mom, Ann Dexter-Jones and Lohan’s sister Ali, 14, at the Italian restaurant Gino’s on Manhattan’s Upper East Side.
Throughout the meal, the group engaged in a spirited session of girl talk, the source adds.

Like I said, Lesbian Talk.

More Lindsay Lohan Lesbian pictures.

Flatter than a Kansas wheatfield, Lindsay Lohan struck a pose out on a boat in Cannes this weekend. I don’t know if Lindsay has any movies at the festival, she is probably just socialiting about town, but she does need to go get some fake boobage or keep those babies stuffed. It honestly appears as if someone ran over her chest with an iron.

Scary, Scary…

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First the rumor was that Lindsay Lohan and Samatha Ronson made out on P. Diddy’s Yacht. Now Lindsay was spotted with Samantha in Cannes. Can anyone say GIRLFRIENDS? Kind of hot, except Samantha looks like a boy rock star wannabe. But hey, lets take what we can get. Lindsay looks great. Hand holding is a really nice touch.

Go lesbians. More Samantha Ronson and Lindsay Lohan lesbian pictures.

Lindsay Lohan stole a fur coat from a bar the other night, and as if things couldn’t get worse, she is being accuse of stealing clothes from Shia LeBeouf’s girlfriends clothes. Before you start thinking, “that’s hot,” it’s not. Model and LeBeouf-playthang Lauren Hastings says Lindsay stole clothes out of her closet. 5 witnesses say they saw Lindsay and her bodyguards robbing the Lauren’s closet.

INSIDE EDITION has obtained documents from the Los Angeles County District Attorney’s office, confirming that Hastings reported the theft of her clothing. But the DA’s office declined to prosecute Lohan, citing insufficient evidence. “I contacted Lindsay and said, ‘Look, I know you stole my clothes.’ She then said I was completely delusional, I was pathetic,” Hastings said. 

Of course, Mother of the Year chimed in with her words of motherly wisdom.

A disgusted Dina Lohan says it’s not true, her daughter Lindsay never stole a blond mink coat.
“I talked to Lindsay, we were laughing hysterically on the phone…I mean really, it’s silly,” Dina told INSIDE EDITION.

Remember when?

And believe it or not, she is making progress. Last night, Dina Lohan attended a ceremony held by Mingling Moms, a Long Island social networking for mothers, and was celebrated as one of the organizations top moms. As you can see from the picture, this looks like a brilliant group.

TMZ says, Her husband Michael told us that she was supposed to be at a court-ordered family therapy session just blocks away at the same time, but she chose to attend what looked more like a bachelorette party than a mothers’ event.
Of course, the same group — Mingling Moms — also gave Jennifer Lopez an award for being a great mom, and she hasn’t been a mom for three months.

And with that, we have truly read it all.

While Dina was celebrating her mother of the year honors, daughter Lindsay Lohan was making a sex tape and doing a bunch of crystal meth with some of her closest drug dealer friends in Hollywood.

I love party girls, especially the ones that can’t see straight. It usually means my odds increase.

NY Daily News says, At least two witnesses watched her consume vodka cocktails until she appeared to become drowsy and left at about 4 a.m.
“She was chain-smoking all night,” says a spy. “Her eyes were a little glassy and she was holding her head in her hands, but she left on her own two feet.”

When have sober girls ever been a good time? Never, that’s when. Lets leave Lindsay Lohan alone, this sounds like a perfectly healthy (my mother is a drunk and lunatic) girl. Although I will say that her window for being sexy is closing, and fast. Chicks can’t party that long and get away with it. Not like guys like me.

More Lindsay Lohan (still sexy) pictures.

Lindsay Lohan is trying to save her career by staring in a new independent film, Florence. She is being paid $75k. Trying to get a little more cash and save her career from the doldrums of B-Listedness, she offered to show her boobs during the film.

Softpedia says, “She just wants to remind people that she can act and she’s worth hiring.” Also, the source reports that although the script only requires LiLo to show her boobs, she offered to go all the way down and strip completely. “She said it would be no problem to go Full Monty,” added the insider. Thankfully, the producers refused to go along with her very helpful offer. 

Ok Lindsay, I have a better idea. I think you need to graduate from the Ashlee Dupre college for escorts. That’s like 15 nights of work, this movie will take you what? Months? And whenever you do a job, the dudes will want to see your boobs.

Supposedly there is a Lindsay Lohan sex tape floating around the open market. I know, I know, we’ve heard it before. Well, I am here to tell that, well, you are hearing it again because me thinks it will never amount to squat. But one can wish. I am just too damn jaded about this situation to ever see the slightest glimmer of hope in possibilities. I think that at this point, I have a better chance of sleeping with her than actually seeing someone else do the deed.

And the chances of me sleeping with her are 0.

So you do the math. And in the mean time, check out some more Lindsay Lohon pictures.

So Prince threw a post-Oscar party last Sunday and guess who thought they were invited, but turned out uninvited?

Fox News says, Pop Tarts was left wondering where on earth party girl Lindsay Lohan was amid the excitement.
“A big deal was made by Prince’s people that she wasn’t to be invited or if she was already, she needed to be uninvited,” our source said. “Apparently, Lindsay thought they were friends, so I am assuming she would have been disappointed.”

I guess the pictures and title of the entry pretty much gave it away, but I thought I would try to have as much fun with this as humanly possible. The only way I could possibly have more fun with this is if I would have been invited to Prince’s party and taken pictures of it, then posted them.

But I wasn’t invited either. So that takes some of the fun out of this mornings festivities.

End of the day, I am not a celebrity and Lindsay Lohan is. You bet your bottom dollar that if I was a celeb, I would have been invited to Prince’s party and I would have showed up with a mini-Heinekin keg.

More Lindsay Lohan (not invited to Prince’s party) pictures.

Lindsay Lohan’s dad isn’t going to look at her recent nude photos. I say this is a good and obvious thing.

US Magazine says, “I’m not going to look at the photos — that’s my daughter!” he told Usmagazine.com in a telephone interview this morning.
“Lindsay is an adult, and she knows the direction she wants to take her career,” he said. “It’s her decision.”

In case you have been living in a cave, or in Iran, the pictures he is talking about are the nude, topless, Lindsay Lohan dressed like Marilyn Monroe pictures. 

They do look great, unless you aren’t into freckles, in which case you probably don’t like Lindsay Lohan in general.

Legendary photographer Bert Stern has always envisioned similarities between the two  actresses, and now he has the photo set to make his claim.

New York Magazine says, Stern, who shot the photos on film rather than digitally, told me he was interested in Lohan because he suspected “she had a lot more depth to her” than one might assume from “those teenage movies.” Indeed, many in the film industry believe that Lohan has yet to pursue projects equal to her gifts. Without putting too fine a point on it, you might say Lohan has, like Monroe, a knack for courting the tabloids and tripping up her career. 

I find this pretty hot. Like sizzle hot. Now I think she should do a stripper set. I really love role playing. I want to play President Kennedy, and have it be my birthday.

More Lindsay Lohan Marilyn Monroe pictures.

She is still the one. She knows how to find the absolute sluttiest in high-end fashion and then find the cameras.  Man, this dress is just so wrong yet just so right. Look at all the skin showing. Her breast look absolutely massive in this thing. The funny part is, if you stare at the dress long enough, the circles cause you to see her thong. It’s amazing really. Totally magnificent.

More Lindsay Lohan bad dress hot breast pictures.

Oh my. Finally, something awesome to write about. Or look at I mean. Because right about now you probably aren’t wondering what my thoughts are, you are probably just wanting to click on more Lindsay Lohan flashing but pictures. Because Lindsay Lohan has a nice ass.

But if I might say, the cotton panties is kind of silly.

Ok ok.

More Lindsay Lohan ass pictures.

Wow. Just wow. So Lindsay Lohan is now working in a morgue as part of her misdemeanor for drunk driving. This girl really has a body for miles. I bet dead people just roll over in their coffins. Can a dead guy get an erection? Riley Giles really screwed himself by never picking up tabs. Man, I would sport for Chiles in a heartbeat if it meant tapping this fine piece of a**.

She needs to come out with a workout tape. I will help distribute it to all the women I hang out with. Trust me, the women I hang out with need a video like this.

Here are more Lindsay Lohan pictures from the Cloverfield premier.

Or so that is the rumor being denied by a company she claims she was hired by to be the face of anti-smoking.

NY Daily News says, A separate source tell us Ariva - the quit-smoking tobacco lozenge she has been unofficially promoting - paid her a sum in the mid-five figures this week. Officially, Ariva reps have denied it is paying Lohan - possibly because of all the recent paparazzi pics of her smoking.

In other news, Amy Winehouse has been hired to speak to High School students about the dangers of heroine. Ok, not true, but you see where I am going. Who hires Lindsay Lohan for anything other than acting or attending a club? What a weird deal all together.

The big rumor is that Lindsay is totally broke and begging for these kinds of gigs. Supposedly she has been asking friends for money. Maybe Lindsay needs to take Tarantino up on his big offer!

Or at least she isn’t doing much to prove otherwise. Not going to lie, this looks like a good rotation to be in. I would bang her, even after this guy, mostly because he is hot.

Whatever, you thought it to. Meet her new waiter friend from her Capri vacation. I used to be a waiter Lindsay, just so you know. Maybe this guy can get some better pictures than Riley Giles got.

Note to girls who go away to rehab in Utah facilities: Stay away from douchebag snowboarders!

So this Riley Giles cat is really trying to keep up the douchebag-publicity machine. After labeling Lohan a sex addict, he gave us these sucky pictures. What are we supposed to do with these? Where are the nudes?

I am beginning to wonder if Riley even had sex with Lindsay. You have to be a complete douchebag to publicly display an image of yourself giving a gang sign. Word to the boys out there, gang signs, shockers, whatever they are, are for girls to show during pictures, not guys. Riley Giles is officially on the 15 minutes of idiocy list. Enjoy Riley, Lindsay is the last nice piece of a** you will ever get. From here on out it is fat girls.

How many pictures does Lindsay take of herself a day?

And I couldn’t be happier. If Lohan ever comes out with a sex tape, I will buy a membership. Wowzers. Check out what Riley Giles said about their hot sex life in News of the World.

Riley Giles on Lindsay Lohan: “Lindsay’s definitely a nymphomaniac. She’s wild in bed. We’d have sex a couple of times in the day and then go to it through the night.
“We once did it four times in a row straight. That was crazy. Lindsay was insatiable. She’d demand sex again and again. We’d go at it for hours. She’d have worn out most guys.”
“When you orgasm, your endorphins shoot up and it becomes a massive natural high. If you have an addictive personality like Lindsay you need that to replace the highs you got from taking drugs all the time. Sex became a key part of her recovery.
“And we didn’t get out of bed for days. It was the perfect place—roaring fires with amazing views over the Sundance ski resort.
“The first time we had sex I couldn’t believe I was looking down at Lindsay Lohan naked. We’d barely gotten through the door when we just ripped each other’s clothes off.
“Lindsay is so hot. She has a great body. Her backside is fantastic, perfect, all plump and round.
“She has great curves but her belly is nice and flat and toned. We couldn’t get enough of each other.”

Who’s horny? Me, that is who. I have always thought that Lindsay was a tight little number, but I had no idea that she was this mentally unstable. That is so hot. Nothing better than an insecure hot girl that has an addictive personality. They try to gain confidence and acceptance by being really good in the sack. Sounds like the story of Lindsay’s life according to Giles.

Basically, according to Giles, Lindsay gave up her drug adiction and replaced with a sex addiction. I think I may get a job working with drug addicts in rehab. Plane ticket to Utah anyone?