Lindsay Lohan rung in her 23rd birthday in Vegas at Wet Republic. Although, as a matter of Science, I’d say she’s drank her way to 60 or so. I wonder what The MGM is paying her to show up and fake celebrate her birthday? I mean, give me a break. Yes, I’d still hit it. Twice on Sundays. Which is today, whadda ya know, folks! More pictures of Lindsay Lohan sporting a bikini below. For God’s sake, enjoy them. She may only have another year with a bikini body at this rate…

Oh me oh my. Lindsay Lohan is parading her womanly goods for all of Europe to see. Well, and all of the world to see, because I have a blog that’s not banned in China. Lindsay’s womanness, even when she wears panties, seems to find a way out for the photogs. Hey, good on her, right? Enjoy your Saturday and enjoy these Lindsay Lohan upskirt pictures.

Lindsay Lohan has a new DJ “friend,” and guess what, she’s freaking hot. Oh yeah, I put that in the title and you saw the picture already, so you kinda know. Anyways, good on her. The Ronson replacement DJ has a killer body. Here is more from The Sun.

“I met Lindsay a few months back at Faces in Essex and she invited me to have a drink with her and her friends.
“She is a lovely girl and really sweet. I’m told she has requested me and my DJ partner Kellie to play for her on Saturday night at Studio Valbonne.”

Way to move on Lindsay.

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson went out and had some sushi together. These two just can’t quit each other (God I am good at this). They were seen together at Matsuhia in Los Angeles, apparently a bit giddy. Yeah, this is the big news of today. I rock. More from The Sun.

The former couple were spotted going for sushi together at Matsuhisa restaurant in Los Angeles last night.
There is no confirmation of what conversation was on the menu, but Lindsay was spotted smiling as she left the posh eaterie, albeit on her own.

Lindsay Lohan wasn’t lying, apparently, when she called the cops and told them someone was trying to rob her. The proof is in the pictures. Lots of pictures. You can see the suspects setting up to rob her. My question is, what the heck were they looking to steal? An 8-ball? Ugh, that was low. Anyways, here is more on this fascinating story from People.

“While the driver stayed inside, the passenger suspect stepped out of the vehicle, walked through a gate and entered the backyard of the residence,” say police, who are seeking the public’s help in identifying the suspects.
“Investigators believed that the suspect tried to gain entry by using an unknown type tool to pry open a back window and door. After the unsuccessful attempt, the suspects drove off.”

Lindsay Lohan posed for Spanish Vogue. Talk about trying to recoup your fame…Hey, she does look pretty hot with her wild hair, but Spanish Vogue? I’d still hit it, but that’s just me. Where does one pick up a Spanish Vogue, anyways? Ok, there’s really not much else to discuss here. Lindsay Lohan sexy pictures below.

Lindsay Lohan and Ali Lohan did a little bikini five O’ time in Hawaii this week, basically, they both are trying to learn to surf. The only redeeeming quality in all of this is pretty much the dark comedy quality in all of this: They are in bikinis. Hey, whatever. Its Friday, what else you got? Click on some Lindsay Lohan bikini pictures if you want….

Lindsay Lohan continues her Hawaiian vacation, which means, you got it, more bikini pictures. And I can’t decide if I should pitch this to you as an exciting thing or a bad thing. I will take the latter. But to heck with it, as long as she is on vacation, I am going to post the pictures. Get used to it. More pictures of Lindsay Lohan frolicking in a bikini, below.

Here is Lindsay Lohan in Maui this week, rockin’ out her bikini. I know, the first thing you are going to say is that she is too skinny. I beg to differ, I think she is a role model to girls everywhere. Ok, maybe she is skinny and maybe she does have an eating disorder, who knows? But also, who cares? Her boobs look great. Man, I am shallow, but its also a Tuesday so give me a break please.

Lindsay Lohan, seen here heading to Samantha Ronson’s house, is reportedly back on the lesbian train with the DJ. Thank god, now we can all rest. Nothing worse than a couple of cracked out partially fake lesbian couple not ending a fairy tale like a fairy tale should end: With a horde of photogs surrounding one of them while she is hungover and walking up a driveway. More according to Us Magazine.

It’s the same mansion where Lohan, 22, used to live with Ronson, 30, — before the DJ had the locks changed following their breakup and Chateau Marmont blowout fight.
X17online.com photographers described Lohan as appearing “calm…[but] happy.” They spent about six hours together.
That same afternoon, Ronson changed her relationship status on Facebook to “It’s complicated.”