Since her break up with DJ Samantha Ronson, Lindsay Lohan has been dabbing at the heterosexual sex game, but for some reason she’s just not that good at it… may be because guys don’t have what girls have?

So after banging a couple of male models here and there, LiLo has gone back to what she actually enjoys: eating pussy. And since Sam Ronson’s pussy is not available to her anymore, she actually went up a few steps, and is now bumping uglies with fashion photographer and Bravo reality TV girl Indrina.

Below are some photos of the two shot about a year ago, when Lindsay posed for Indrina’s camera, as well as a few of Indrina all by herself arriving to a couple of red carpet Hollywood events. Please note that this chick is 36 years old, and she looks better than any college girl out there. To look that good when she’s nearing her 40’s, she must sleep in a bottle of oil or in a coffin. Or may be it’s what she eats (yes, I said that with my mind in the gutter).

It seems that Avril Lavinge is the newest in the long list of Lindsay Lohan’s enemies. Trouble between the Canadian and the American celebrities started out a while back, when LiLo apparently ignored Avril at an event they both attended. Things took a turn for the worse a few nights ago when Lindsay approached Avril’s table at the Chateau Marmont and was rudely pushed away by Lavigne and her friends. Page Six reports:

Avril was at a table with friends just over a week ago including her boyfriend, Brody Jenner, when Lindsay came over to say hi. But as soon as she approached, Avril launched at her and said: ‘Get the hell out of my face, you are fake, you are a loser. I don’t like false people. Stay away from me and my friends.’ Lindsay was furious and screamed back: ‘Don’t threaten me!’ She then stormed off to security and tried to get them to kick Avril out. They refused to force Avril to leave. Lindsay eventually stormed off.

Lindsay Lohan loves music a lot. But not enough to leave it alone.

Just yesterday the controversial and almost unemployed actress issued a statement about how good she is doing with her alcohol education class and added that she is ready to go back to her musical career.

This came in the wake of one of her songs being leaked online earlier this week. The song, named “Can’t Stop, Won’t Stop”, is part of a music album she recorded two years ago but never made public.

Personally I haven’t heard the song and have no intentions to, but if she makes a music video to go with it where she appears naked and getting fucked hard (actually that song title would be perfect for a good porn video), I’ll be the first one to give it my vote. Otherwise, don’t bother.

Lindsay Lohan has seen better days, and very soon things may get even uglier for the actress, who may be heading to jail next month for not complying with the terms of her probation.

TMZ reports today:

Judge Marsha Revel made it clear to Lindsay late last year, she must attend alcohol ed courses once every 7 days. The only exception — if she was in inpatient rehab. And the judge was explicit … if Lindsay did not comply with the terms of probation, she was going to jail.
The school in which Lindsay enrolled is required by state law to inform the court only if the student is MIA for 21 days. So here’s the disconnect: The school has not reported an attendance violation … because Lindsay frequently waited until the 21st day to attend classes.
Bottom line — Lindsay met the school’s requirement, but squarely violated the judge’s order.

Famous photographer to the stars Tyler Shields teamed up with Lindsay Lohan to create the most controversial photos of the actress’ career. Nope, she’s not naked in them (just half naked), but what makes these images so shocking is the fact that Lindsay is covered in blood and laying on the flood pretending to be dead. Some pictures in this photoset show LiLo playing with a gun and even putting it to her mouth. Apparently what the photographer was going for was the “accidental suicide of a hot celebrity”. Whatever tickles his fancy… as long as he keeps on shooting Lindsay Lohan in lingerie, all is good.

Regarding these photos, Shields said in his blog:

Everyone has an idea of Lindsay Lohan and last night I had the pleasure of working with her she is a huge art lover and simply wanted to create some and that is exactly what we did!

TMZ reports today that Lindsay Lohan was named a suspect in the theft of a $35,000 Rolex. Supposedly one of her girlfriends left it at her house earlier this year and now the darn thing is missing.

LiLo’s attorney issued a statement this morning saying that “the allegations are completely untrue”.

Now, let’s face it, Lohan may currently be a disaster and her life may be a shambles, but that doesn’t prove that she stole anything. Yes, she has “accidentally taken” stuff that is not hers in the past, like a Russian girl’s mink coat from a coat room. But with so many people always hanging around Lindsay and going into and out of her house all the time, how can anyone say that she grabbed anything? As a matter of fact, is there proof that her girlfriend actually left the watch at her place?

Too much partying has costed Lindsay Lohan her role in the upcoming movie The Other Side.

After not getting any major parts in movies since filming I Know Who Killed Me back in 2007, LiLo had been hired to be the main star in The Other Side, a mystery movie that will also have Woody Harrelson in it. But the director and the money behind the flick thought she wasn’t reliable. David Michaels, the movie director, said:

Our team simply chose to move on from Lindsay and we’ll soon be announcing a replacement.

In response, Lindsay has promised herself to change her ways and tweeted:

Last night-never again-believe it or not she’s done with the club scene i’ve learned my lesson-sometime’s it just takes a glimpse of reality.

Lindsay Lohan is not only the face and body of new clothing label 6126, but she’s actually the owner. The controversial actress posed for her own clothing line dressed in the slutiest outfits she could even imagine and obviously the results are delicious.

Lindsay looks like a total slut in the photos released for the promo campaign of 6126 (still sporting a blonde mane), and let’s admit it, she’s got what it takes to bring any man to his knees. Or any woman, depending on her mood that day.

Anyway, here are the initial photos of Lindsay Lohan “working it” for her own clothing label 6126. Doesn’t she look great in them? With so much skin showing and looking so hot in this pictorial, LiLo will have girls lined up to buy her clothes, guaranteed!

For the second time in a week, Lindsay Lohan has bitten the dust. First she fell on her face while leaving a disco in Los Angeles a few days ago, and last night she landed on her butt when on her way out of an Xbox party. Needless to say she was drunk on both occasions.

But falling is the littlest of LiLo’s problems: she has been having trouble paying her rent for the last two months and had to come up with $20,000 to avoid being evicted from the luxury apartment she lives in. To top it off, she was fired from her position as Creative Director at Emanuel Ungaro, and according to TMZ:

Lindsay isn’t pulling in any income and her prospects for work are almost non-existent because of substance abuse issues.

I’m usually one to defend Lindsay Lohan against attacks from most other blog writers. Mostly because she’s hot and has big natural tits that she loves to show; but no matter how selfish my reasons, the fact is that I do defend her. Except for today, when she seems to have lost her marbles. LiLo announced this morning that she is suing E-Trade over a TV commercial where babies “talk” to each other and one of them mentions the name Lindsay and calls her a milk-o-holic. The $100 million lawsuit claims that the use of the name Lindsay implies it’s about LiLo and the term “milk-o-holic” refers to her past struggles with alcohol.

Regarding the lawsuit, Lohan’s rep issued this statement:

They used the name Lindsay. They’re using her name as a parody of her life. Why didn’t they use the name Susan? This is a subliminal message. Everybody’s talking about it and saying it’s Lindsay Lohan.