Or at least she isn’t doing much to prove otherwise. Not going to lie, this looks like a good rotation to be in. I would bang her, even after this guy, mostly because he is hot.
Whatever, you thought it to. Meet her new waiter friend from her Capri vacation. I used to be a waiter Lindsay, just so you know. Maybe this guy can get some better pictures than Riley Giles got.
Note to girls who go away to rehab in Utah facilities: Stay away from douchebag snowboarders!
So this Riley Giles cat is really trying to keep up the douchebag-publicity machine. After labeling Lohan a sex addict, he gave us these sucky pictures. What are we supposed to do with these? Where are the nudes?
I am beginning to wonder if Riley even had sex with Lindsay. You have to be a complete douchebag to publicly display an image of yourself giving a gang sign. Word to the boys out there, gang signs, shockers, whatever they are, are for girls to show during pictures, not guys. Riley Giles is officially on the 15 minutes of idiocy list. Enjoy Riley, Lindsay is the last nice piece of a** you will ever get. From here on out it is fat girls.
How many pictures does Lindsay take of herself a day?
And I couldn’t be happier. If Lohan ever comes out with a sex tape, I will buy a membership. Wowzers. Check out what Riley Giles said about their hot sex life in News of the World.
Riley Giles on Lindsay Lohan: “Lindsay’s definitely a nymphomaniac. She’s wild in bed. We’d have sex a couple of times in the day and then go to it through the night.
“We once did it four times in a row straight. That was crazy. Lindsay was insatiable. She’d demand sex again and again. We’d go at it for hours. She’d have worn out most guys.”
“When you orgasm, your endorphins shoot up and it becomes a massive natural high. If you have an addictive personality like Lindsay you need that to replace the highs you got from taking drugs all the time. Sex became a key part of her recovery.
“And we didn’t get out of bed for days. It was the perfect place—roaring fires with amazing views over the Sundance ski resort.
“The first time we had sex I couldn’t believe I was looking down at Lindsay Lohan naked. We’d barely gotten through the door when we just ripped each other’s clothes off.
“Lindsay is so hot. She has a great body. Her backside is fantastic, perfect, all plump and round.
“She has great curves but her belly is nice and flat and toned. We couldn’t get enough of each other.”
Who’s horny? Me, that is who. I have always thought that Lindsay was a tight little number, but I had no idea that she was this mentally unstable. That is so hot. Nothing better than an insecure hot girl that has an addictive personality. They try to gain confidence and acceptance by being really good in the sack. Sounds like the story of Lindsay’s life according to Giles.
Basically, according to Giles, Lindsay gave up her drug adiction and replaced with a sex addiction. I think I may get a job working with drug addicts in rehab. Plane ticket to Utah anyone?
As the best actress in Hollywood.
“[Lohan] is one of the best actresses in Hollywood.”
When asked if he’d ever cast Lindsay in a Kill Bill-type role, Tarantino said, “I could cast Lindsay in almost anything!”
I have the ideal role for her. Tarantino needs to come out with a new movie about a wine dependent, self-centered, chain smoking, iPhone flaunting, douchebag revolving door type girl. The movie could be based in a rehabilitation setting. There could be pretty trees, little singing birds, with occasional vicodin and chardonnay benders. And a douchebag, of course.
We would be talking Academy Award.
That was kinda mean. But whatever, I am not here to be nice.
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Lindsay Lohan is one of those crazy people who went shopping on Black Friday with the hordes of other people looking for good deals. Here she is with her mom and sister. Her sister doesn’t seem to have inherited the addiction to self tanner and bleach, and for this reason looking at her is a welcome reprieve from looking at Lindsay’s orange glow. Remember when Lindsay used to look so fresh faced? Ah, the memories… |
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Lindsay Lohan spent Thanksgiving with her mom, brother, and snowboarder boyfriend, Riley Giles in New York City. The paparazzi went wild because they haven’t had anything exciting to photograph Lindsay for over the past few months as she’s been sobering up. The only think they’ve been able to come up with was her “I’m a 50-year-old burnout housewife” look of bad fake tan + really awful bleached hair. I guess as a celeb you have to figure out some way to stay in the loop, though, huh? |
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According to the New York Observer, Lindsay Lohan is in talks with the producers of Ugly Betty to guest star as a fallen beauty queen whom Betty tries to get a job at the magazine. Maybe Lohan is practicing method acting — you know, where you pretend to be the character 24/7 in hopes of being more convincing in front of the camera? This would totally explain the “I’m way too blonde for this tan because I’m totally strung out” look she’s been going for lately. |
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So Lindsay Lohan is officially checked out of the in-patient part of her rehab program, but the ready to start over starlet is reportedly planning to stay in Utah for a while to do some out-patient treatment. TMZ has Lindsay’s statement not long after she left the Cirque Lodge: “Everything in my life came to a point where I had to make a decision,” she tells OK! magazine just “hours” after getting out of rehab in Utah according to the mag, her third stint in the last year. She tells the mag that she’s still worried about relapsing and would be “living in denial” if she weren’t, but will continue to act – “I’m here to stay.” This is all suprisingly mature and thoughtful. I’m confused. Don’t most celebs check out of rehab and head to the nearest bar and car rental agency? What’s all this about continuing therapy and follow-up? Buzz kills, all of it. Oh and by the way, Lilo looks so much like her mom here it’s kind of freaking me out. |
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Look out Hollywood, Lindsay Lohan is out of rehab. From People: “She’s finished the program,” one source says. “Lindsay is done, but she may come back for outpatient treatment. She over-extended her stay because she wanted to. She could have been out awhile ago, but she chose to stay.” Lohan’s mother, Dina, told PEOPLE Friday: “I’m proud of her. She’s moving ahead with her life. Things were getting out of control. She took action. She took responsibility. She really needed to heal.” Lohan was photographed Friday afternoon with her father Michael, who carried her suitcases, leaving Cirque Lodge. “I will be there in her life as best I can but from here on she’s going to have a lot of decisions to make on her own,” Michael told PEOPLE Friday. “Now that she is going out into the world, I can only hope for the best.” Now, I don’t want to be the gossip whore responsible for jinxing Lindsay’s sober streak and sending her into a booze binge relapse of galatic proportions. So I’ll just say “good luck Linds” and leave it at that. |
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So the game of the moment is “where in the World is Lindsay Lohan?” Apparently there’s some debate about whether Lilo has checked out of rehab or if she’s still in the sober zone. Celeb watcher site X17 recently reported that Linds left the Cirque Lodge rehab. But the gossip gods over at TMZ say that Lindsay is still rehabbing but that she’s moved on to some family therapy with her dad, Michael. Family therapy…now there’s a brilliant idea. All I know is that judging by these pics, Lindsay has somehow teleported to the 1960’s and is on her way to San Francisco. |
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Looks like Lindsay Lohan and her daddy dearest Michael are scheduled for another rehab reunion. From TMZ: Actress/bad driver Lindsay Lohan’s dad, Michael Lohan, says he’s heading to Utah again next week to spend quality time with his troubled daughter. Lilo, who has been in rehab since early August, is said to be “in a great, great, place now,” Daddy Lohan told the Daily News. “I’ve never heard her so honest, contrite and focused.” As a part of his visit, Michael will take Lindsay to an undisclosed location in Utah for outpatient therapy. Lindsay and her dad had been estranged for the past two years but recently reconciled. So Michael the ex-con is going to take the barely sober and relapse prone Lindsay out of rehab to a “secret location” for a field trip. Um, does anyone else have trouble seeing the brilliance behind this brainstorm? |
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Looks like there’s some debate about how much longer Lindsay Lohan is going to stay in sobriety hiding at the Cirque Lodge in Utah. The tabs are hinting that Linds may be ready to make a break for freedom, but her mom Dina is saying that Lindsay will be staying in the booze pokey. From The New York Daily News: A pal tells the Daily News the tamed wild child could be out as early as this weekend but her mom, Dina Lohan, is trying to put the kibosh on that rumor. “Access Hollywood” is reporting that show host and Dina Lohan pal Billy Bush e-mailed her asking if LiLo is indeed getting out of the Cirque Lodge rehab center in Sundance, Utah. Mama Lohan replied: “Not true, staying in Utah.” I have to say, I’m fairly impressed that Lindsay has lasted in rehab this long. Dare I say that there may be hope for the mega-disaster otherwise known as Lindsay Lohan? |
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Uh-oh, Lindsay Lohan may have gotten jiggy with the wrong guy. Nope, not Wilmer or Calumn or any of those other poor life choices. It looks like Lindsay is being called out as the other woman in the sure to be messy divorce of a British zillion-aire and her husband…who was recently rehabbed at the Cirque Lodge. Aha! From The New York Daily News: Stephanie Allen, who is worth about $1.4 billion, leveled the charge in divorce papers filed against rocker husband Tony Allen, 39, front man for the less than memorable band Dead Stays Alive. Stephanie Allen, 28, whose money comes from her family’s Linpac packaging company fortune, declared that her three-year marriage “is irretrievably broken” and gives the grounds for divorce as “adultery” and “cruel treatment.” The 52-page complaint filed in Chatham County Court in Savannah, Ga., also accuses Tony Allen of being “guilty of habitual drug addiction” and states that Stephanie Allen should retain custody of the couple’s 8-month-old twins. LiLo isn’t specifically named in the complaint, but Stephanie Allen’s lawyers return to her husband’s “conduct and relationship with another woman” as described in an American magazine and on showbiz Internet sites. Exhibit A, which is attached to the divorce papers, includes articles claiming Lohan, 21, who has had an on-off affair with Calum Best, 26, started a relationship with Tony Allen while they were both being treated at the Cirque Lodge clinic in Utah. Dude, how do you blow off a billion dollar sugar mama to hook up with Lindsay Lohan? Someone send this guy to stupid rehab. Of course, Lindsay might not be the homewrecker in question. Maybe there’s another chick who was reportedly caught having sex with a fellow rehabber and had the story carried in magazines and Hollywood watcher websites. Hey, its possible…use your imagination. |
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No, not the cancer stick thing. Apparently Lindsay Lohan is getting horny in rehab. While she may be staying sober, the rumor is that LiLo has another addiction she needs to face…a sex addiction. Sure, why not? From Metro UK: A source told US Star magazine: ‘She’s been having erotic dreams about her former lovers, like Calum Best, Wilmer Valderrama, and Jared Leto.’ ‘Her counsellors are trying to get her to understand that she’s substituting one addiction for another.’ The insider added: ‘Besides the obvious dangers of STDs, having indiscriminate sex can lead to emotional heartbreak, and that can lead to drug and alcohol abuse. If she doesn’t come to grips with this, Lindsay is going to find herself back in rehab-sex addiction.’” Hey, if you’re going to have an addiction sex is a pretty good way to go. But you know what sucks about this, here’s Lindsay having ride ‘em cowboy dreams and she’s stuck fantasizing about Wilmer and Jared. Seriously girl, wouldn’t you rather dream about Brad Pitt or Ryan Reynolds or that hot guy who makes my latte? Hey, Starbucks, call me. |
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So Lindsay Lohan is still in rehab in Utah and judging by these pictures there is some sort of street walking therapy inolved. Seriously, what’s going on here? Check out Linds working the hooker chic with her cfm heels, tight jeans and stringy blonde hair. And of course the dangling cigarette pulls it all together. I don’t know, maybe the exhausted, world weary look is a sign of sobriety. That would explain a lot about my Monday mornings. |
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Uh-oh, Lindsay Lohan might be broke. Well now who’s going to buy the shots and sugar? The tabs are reporting that Lindsay’s mom won’t give her rehabbing daughter any cash because she’s worried Linds will spend her pennies on drugs and drinks. Duh. From Star: “Dina must think Lohan is a serious addict, and she’s afraid if she gives her even $20, she’ll run out and buy drugs and booze.” However, Lindsay was able to get some financial help from a music industry insider, despite the fact that Damon Dash, 50 Cent and Calum Best all have refused to give Lindsay any money and it sounds like Lindsay was less than her usual gracious self when she received it. “She explained her money was ‘tied up.’ She wasn’t even nice about it. She said ‘I’m good for it, I’ll make a huge comeback. I am, after all, the most famous person on the planet right now!’” You know, I’d like to laugh and say that there’s no way Lindsay would say that she’s “the most famous person on the planet.” Who would say something so stupid. Then I think, “oh yeah, Lindsay Lohan would say that.” And then it all makes sense. |
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Here’s a shocker. Lindsay Lohan maybe having “issues” in rehab. And by issues I mean getting wasted and banging fellow rehabbers in the bathroom. Ah Lindsay, how we’ve missed you. From A Socialite’s Life: “Lindsay got called into the director’s office on Aug. 15 and was questioned about drugs. When ordered to take a drug test, she reluctantly complied but screamed and cursed at the medical director before storming out the room. She was told that if she couldn’t conform to the program she’d have to leave.” What, the nature walks, kayaking and tanning sessions aren’t helping? Color me astonished. Now can we get to the electroshock stuff? |
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Lindsay Lohan has copped a plea to her two DUI busts. And the grand total of time that the celebu-wreck will serve after getting arrested for two DUIs, having the coke in her pants, and doing the high speed chase down…1 day. Oh no! One day in jail! How will Lindsay ever survive? Our justice system is so harsh. What’s next…caning and the rack? Did you catch the oh so subtle sarcasm? One day, my ass. Lindsay pleaded no contest to two counts of misdemeanor DUI, guilty to two counts of being under the influence of a controlled substance and no contest to reckless driving. The judge actually gave her ten days community service and the minimum sentence of four days in jail which he then cut in half and gave her one day credit for the time she served when she was busted. She also got 36 months probabtion and was ordered to attend an 18 month alcohol education program. What no pat on the head and a poor baby? Lindsay issued this statement after her plea bargain (from TMZ): “It is clear to me that my life has become completely unmanageable because I am addicted to alcohol and drugs. Recently, I relapsed and did things for which I am ashamed. I broke the law, and today I took responsibility by pleading guilty to the charges in my case. No matter what I said when I was under the influence on the day I was arrested, I am not blaming anyone else for my conduct other than myself. I thank God I did not injure others. I easily could have. I very much want to be healthy and gain control of my life and career and have asked for medical help in doing so. I am taking these steps to improve my life. Luckily, I am not alone in my daily struggle and I know that people like me have succeeded. Maybe with time it will become easier. I hope so.” Dude, what a joke. Does Robert Downey Jr. know about this? He must be pissed. |
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Lindsay Lohan must have been praying hard since she hit that Mormon rehab. It looks like the caught with coke in her pants celebu-wreck Lilo will probably escape felony drug charges in connection with her DUI arrests. From TMZ: Law enforcement sources tell TMZ there is a “strong possibility” the Los Angeles County District Attorney’s office will NOT file felony charges against Lindsay Lohan in connection with her two DUI arrests. We’re told charges may be filed tomorrow, and the D.A. is leaning toward rejecting three possible felonies. Sources say the D.A. almost certainly will not file cocaine charges in connection with her DUI bust Memorial Day weekend in Beverly Hills. As for her July 24 arrest in Santa Monica, the D.A. could charge her with felony cocaine possession, and bringing cocaine into a correctional facility — also a felony. But we’re told that the D.A. is inclined not to file those felony charges either. Not that I want to wish bad things on Lilo, but what the hell? Lindsay gets arrested with coke in her pants and nobody wants to bust her for it. Show me one non-famous, non-rich person who gets pinched with blow in their pocket and doesn’t do time for it. Man, where are the Superfriends when you need them? Batman would totally bitch slap someone for this. Pics of Lindsay in rehab…the only “time” she’ll probably do. |
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