It’s official, Lindsay Lohan has landed in jail, and she’s now one more of the countless celebrities who have bitten the dust in the Hollywood of the new millennium.

After being sentenced to 90 days in jail, Lindsay Lohan surrendered herself yesterday, and entered the Century Regional Detention Facility, in Lynwood, California, where she will remain in protective custody for the length of her sentence. So far she has remained calm and collected, and a sheriff’s department spokesperson told Access Hollywood that the actress has been “extremely cooperative and everything is going smoothly.”

Rumor has it that out of the 90 days, Lohan will only serve 23, so she’ll probably barely have time to make friends, let alone have sex with any of the other inmates… although LiLo is pretty fast, so you never know!

The posters for the movie Inferno starring Lindsay Lohan as a porn actress, were finally released, featuring a single photo of the troubled starlet on them.

I really want to give Lindsay Lohan a rest, but I just can’t help myself. With this movie being about one of the most famous porn actresses from the 70’s, the “talented” Linda Lovelace, who rose to fame with her flick Deep Throat, I really have to write about Lohan one more time. After all, this indie movie comes as a surprise, and a promissory one: Lindsay is supposed to be naked in at least two scenes in the movie, while performing oral sex on two of her male counterparts. Trouble is, how will she be naked, when by court-order she has to wear an alcohol-measuring device on her ankle at all times?

Lindsay Lohan’s camp announced today that the auburn-haired actress had checked herself into rehab early this morning, trying to clean up her act and looking good in front of the judge who sentenced her to 90 days in prison just a few days ago.

And just when you thought Lindsay Lohan was going to become yet another boring good girl (rehab has the bad habit of turning wild celebs into dull ones), a video was released where she was filmed posing topless for GQ Germany. Man, those Germans have all the luck! First they almost won the soccer World Cup, and now they get the last possible Lindsay Lohan Topless before her jail time starts!

It finally happened: a warrant for Lindsay Lohan’s arrest has been issued by judge Marsha Revel from the Los Angeles Superior Court, for failure to appear in court on Thursday. Lohan, who is currently in Cannes for the film festival, will be arrested upon arriving on American soil.

According to US magazine:

Judge Revel stated that the actress “may have violated her probation”; a formal probation hearing will be scheduled at a later date. Lohan was sentenced to three years probation and alcohol education classes after her second DUI conviction in August 2007.

Steve Whitmore, spokesman of the L.A. County Sheriff’s Department, tells UsMagazine.com that Lohan may be arrested at the airport. The prosecutor says she may face 180 days in jail.

It finally happened: a warrant for Lindsay Lohan’s arrest has been issued by judge Marsha Revel from the Los Angeles Superior Court, for failure to appear in court on Thursday. Lohan, who is currently in Cannes for the film festival, will be arrested upon arriving on American soil.

According to US magazine:

Judge Revel stated that the actress “may have violated her probation”; a formal probation hearing will be scheduled at a later date. Lohan was sentenced to three years probation and alcohol education classes after her second DUI conviction in August 2007.

Steve Whitmore, spokesman of the L.A. County Sheriff’s Department, tells UsMagazine.com that Lohan may be arrested at the airport. The prosecutor says she may face 180 days in jail.

Since her break up with DJ Samantha Ronson, Lindsay Lohan has been dabbing at the heterosexual sex game, but for some reason she’s just not that good at it… may be because guys don’t have what girls have?

So after banging a couple of male models here and there, LiLo has gone back to what she actually enjoys: eating pussy. And since Sam Ronson’s pussy is not available to her anymore, she actually went up a few steps, and is now bumping uglies with fashion photographer and Bravo reality TV girl Indrina.

Below are some photos of the two shot about a year ago, when Lindsay posed for Indrina’s camera, as well as a few of Indrina all by herself arriving to a couple of red carpet Hollywood events. Please note that this chick is 36 years old, and she looks better than any college girl out there. To look that good when she’s nearing her 40’s, she must sleep in a bottle of oil or in a coffin. Or may be it’s what she eats (yes, I said that with my mind in the gutter).

It seems that Avril Lavinge is the newest in the long list of Lindsay Lohan’s enemies. Trouble between the Canadian and the American celebrities started out a while back, when LiLo apparently ignored Avril at an event they both attended. Things took a turn for the worse a few nights ago when Lindsay approached Avril’s table at the Chateau Marmont and was rudely pushed away by Lavigne and her friends. Page Six reports:

Avril was at a table with friends just over a week ago including her boyfriend, Brody Jenner, when Lindsay came over to say hi. But as soon as she approached, Avril launched at her and said: ‘Get the hell out of my face, you are fake, you are a loser. I don’t like false people. Stay away from me and my friends.’ Lindsay was furious and screamed back: ‘Don’t threaten me!’ She then stormed off to security and tried to get them to kick Avril out. They refused to force Avril to leave. Lindsay eventually stormed off.

Lindsay Lohan loves music a lot. But not enough to leave it alone.

Just yesterday the controversial and almost unemployed actress issued a statement about how good she is doing with her alcohol education class and added that she is ready to go back to her musical career.

This came in the wake of one of her songs being leaked online earlier this week. The song, named “Can’t Stop, Won’t Stop”, is part of a music album she recorded two years ago but never made public.

Personally I haven’t heard the song and have no intentions to, but if she makes a music video to go with it where she appears naked and getting fucked hard (actually that song title would be perfect for a good porn video), I’ll be the first one to give it my vote. Otherwise, don’t bother.

Lindsay Lohan has seen better days, and very soon things may get even uglier for the actress, who may be heading to jail next month for not complying with the terms of her probation.

TMZ reports today:

Judge Marsha Revel made it clear to Lindsay late last year, she must attend alcohol ed courses once every 7 days. The only exception — if she was in inpatient rehab. And the judge was explicit … if Lindsay did not comply with the terms of probation, she was going to jail.
The school in which Lindsay enrolled is required by state law to inform the court only if the student is MIA for 21 days. So here’s the disconnect: The school has not reported an attendance violation … because Lindsay frequently waited until the 21st day to attend classes.
Bottom line — Lindsay met the school’s requirement, but squarely violated the judge’s order.

Famous photographer to the stars Tyler Shields teamed up with Lindsay Lohan to create the most controversial photos of the actress’ career. Nope, she’s not naked in them (just half naked), but what makes these images so shocking is the fact that Lindsay is covered in blood and laying on the flood pretending to be dead. Some pictures in this photoset show LiLo playing with a gun and even putting it to her mouth. Apparently what the photographer was going for was the “accidental suicide of a hot celebrity”. Whatever tickles his fancy… as long as he keeps on shooting Lindsay Lohan in lingerie, all is good.

Regarding these photos, Shields said in his blog:

Everyone has an idea of Lindsay Lohan and last night I had the pleasure of working with her she is a huge art lover and simply wanted to create some and that is exactly what we did!