Lindsay Lohan has a thing for Marilyn Monroe, including for the way she died. Apparently Lindsay wouldn’t mind dying the same way. Um, cry for help? Here is more from Betty Confidential.

“If you saw my house … I have a lot of Marilyn stuff,” she told New York magazine when she did the Bert Stern shoot. Lindsay even purchased an apartment where Marilyn once lived and owns a huge painting of the actress, who is pictured with a bottle of spilled pills next to her. (Lindsay has been to rehab three times – is her life imitating her artwork?)
Friends say the 23-year-old has a dangerous preoccupation with Marilyn’s life – and death. “Lindsay is obsessed,” says a pal. “She loves Marilyn’s short life and looks at all of it as glamorous, even her death. Lindsay wants to be just like Marilyn and she doesn’t fear dying young. She sees beauty in the tragedy of Marilyn’s life.”

Lindsay Lohan has a new milkshake named after her at Millions of Milkshakes. If the world has millions of bad ideas, this is definitely one of them as well. Here are 20 pictures of the Millions of Milkshakes Lindsay Lohan shake launch. Seriously, enjoy.

Although Lindsay Lohan is still in a on again lesbo again relationship with Samantha Ronson, she is also on the prowl for dudes. Apparently she tried to pick up Russell Brand.  I guess he declined. Man, that’s gotta hurt. Skinny chicks just don’t get declined, particularly at a party. I mean come on….Here is more from The Sun.

A source said: “Lindsay is a very good-looking girl and she is used to getting what she wants. Russell has been on her radar for a while now but he doesn’t want anything to do with her. He finds her constant craving for attention and her heavy drinking a turn-off. It’s not like he is short of female attention anyway.” The comic jetted to Las Vegas with P Diddy yesterday and on a video blog, filmed en-route on the rapper’s private plane, the pair joked that they would be using the services of some ladies of the night.

Lindsay Lohan made a spectacular career decision by turning down a role in The Hangover, this summer’s most ginormous movie. Here is more from Us Weekly.

A source tells Us that director Todd Phillips approached Lohan to star in the hit flick — which has raked in $205 million so far — after their mutual agent campaigned on the actress’ behalf.
“The agent tried hard to get Phillips to consider her,” says the source, “and when he finally agreed, Lindsay said she didn’t like the script!”
The role went to actress Heather Graham.

Um, why on earth would Lindsay Lohan turn down any role? That’s just odd. More pictures of Lindsay Lohan if you like….

Lindsay Lohan rung in her 23rd birthday in Vegas at Wet Republic. Although, as a matter of Science, I’d say she’s drank her way to 60 or so. I wonder what The MGM is paying her to show up and fake celebrate her birthday? I mean, give me a break. Yes, I’d still hit it. Twice on Sundays. Which is today, whadda ya know, folks! More pictures of Lindsay Lohan sporting a bikini below. For God’s sake, enjoy them. She may only have another year with a bikini body at this rate…

Oh me oh my. Lindsay Lohan is parading her womanly goods for all of Europe to see. Well, and all of the world to see, because I have a blog that’s not banned in China. Lindsay’s womanness, even when she wears panties, seems to find a way out for the photogs. Hey, good on her, right? Enjoy your Saturday and enjoy these Lindsay Lohan upskirt pictures.

Lindsay Lohan has a new DJ “friend,” and guess what, she’s freaking hot. Oh yeah, I put that in the title and you saw the picture already, so you kinda know. Anyways, good on her. The Ronson replacement DJ has a killer body. Here is more from The Sun.

“I met Lindsay a few months back at Faces in Essex and she invited me to have a drink with her and her friends.
“She is a lovely girl and really sweet. I’m told she has requested me and my DJ partner Kellie to play for her on Saturday night at Studio Valbonne.”

Way to move on Lindsay.

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson went out and had some sushi together. These two just can’t quit each other (God I am good at this). They were seen together at Matsuhia in Los Angeles, apparently a bit giddy. Yeah, this is the big news of today. I rock. More from The Sun.

The former couple were spotted going for sushi together at Matsuhisa restaurant in Los Angeles last night.
There is no confirmation of what conversation was on the menu, but Lindsay was spotted smiling as she left the posh eaterie, albeit on her own.

Lindsay Lohan wasn’t lying, apparently, when she called the cops and told them someone was trying to rob her. The proof is in the pictures. Lots of pictures. You can see the suspects setting up to rob her. My question is, what the heck were they looking to steal? An 8-ball? Ugh, that was low. Anyways, here is more on this fascinating story from People.

“While the driver stayed inside, the passenger suspect stepped out of the vehicle, walked through a gate and entered the backyard of the residence,” say police, who are seeking the public’s help in identifying the suspects.
“Investigators believed that the suspect tried to gain entry by using an unknown type tool to pry open a back window and door. After the unsuccessful attempt, the suspects drove off.”

Lindsay Lohan posed for Spanish Vogue. Talk about trying to recoup your fame…Hey, she does look pretty hot with her wild hair, but Spanish Vogue? I’d still hit it, but that’s just me. Where does one pick up a Spanish Vogue, anyways? Ok, there’s really not much else to discuss here. Lindsay Lohan sexy pictures below.