Lindsay Lohan and Ali Lohan did a little bikini five O’ time in Hawaii this week, basically, they both are trying to learn to surf. The only redeeeming quality in all of this is pretty much the dark comedy quality in all of this: They are in bikinis. Hey, whatever. Its Friday, what else you got? Click on some Lindsay Lohan bikini pictures if you want….

Lindsay Lohan continues her Hawaiian vacation, which means, you got it, more bikini pictures. And I can’t decide if I should pitch this to you as an exciting thing or a bad thing. I will take the latter. But to heck with it, as long as she is on vacation, I am going to post the pictures. Get used to it. More pictures of Lindsay Lohan frolicking in a bikini, below.

Here is Lindsay Lohan in Maui this week, rockin’ out her bikini. I know, the first thing you are going to say is that she is too skinny. I beg to differ, I think she is a role model to girls everywhere. Ok, maybe she is skinny and maybe she does have an eating disorder, who knows? But also, who cares? Her boobs look great. Man, I am shallow, but its also a Tuesday so give me a break please.

Lindsay Lohan, seen here heading to Samantha Ronson’s house, is reportedly back on the lesbian train with the DJ. Thank god, now we can all rest. Nothing worse than a couple of cracked out partially fake lesbian couple not ending a fairy tale like a fairy tale should end: With a horde of photogs surrounding one of them while she is hungover and walking up a driveway. More according to Us Magazine.

It’s the same mansion where Lohan, 22, used to live with Ronson, 30, — before the DJ had the locks changed following their breakup and Chateau Marmont blowout fight.
X17online.com photographers described Lohan as appearing “calm…[but] happy.” They spent about six hours together.
That same afternoon, Ronson changed her relationship status on Facebook to “It’s complicated.”

Lindsay Lohan is on week number two of being single. That’s how long its been since Ronson dumped her. But she’s filled her void vagina on a consistent basis since the lesbo-dumpage. According to Page Six, girl gets around.

The faux lesbian has been “a complete and utter wreck” since Ronson broke it off with her two weeks ago, and has been spending time with “a different man every night,” said one concerned friend. Some of the guys include “90210″ star Kellan Lutz — who “has been out of town this week, but they are in constant contact,” the friend said — as well as British paparazzo Chris Jepson.
On April 15, Lohan and Jepson were inseparable at a Hollywood Hills house party. According to a spy, they even went into a bathroom together and didn’t come out for quite some time.

I wonder what they are doing when they go to the bathroom and don’t come out for some time? Hey, wait a minute, I’ve seen Scarface! Here are some more pictures of the newest single on the street. Are you a match? Lindsay Lohan pictures below…

This has to be the funniest thing she’s done in some time. Awesome. Lindsay Lohan has done an eHarmony spoof for the boys over at Funny or Die. Definitely worth a watch.

Lindsay Lohan took her broke a$$ to the salon and got her hair did. Using whose money isn’t entirely clear. When will Lindsay just break down and do Celebrity Rehab so she can “rehabilitate” her career.  What a total disaster Lindsay is becoming. She needs to go to the Britney Spears school of career rehab, or else this may not end well.

Lindsay Lohan and Samanth Ronson may get back together…and then they may break up again. All this according to both People magazine and People with common sense.

“It changes every five seconds,” a friend of Lohan’s tells PEOPLE. “It is up in the air with them. You never know”
The friend, who spoke to Lohan this week, says, “She’s in pain and she’s alone and feels like the world is against her. She doesn’t live an easy life. She has always been in the spotlight. She doesn’t know how to live without it but it would be nice if she did for a little.”
Lohan’s father Michael Lohan, 48, tells PEOPLE his daughter is coping with the breakup by spending time with her mother and sister in Los Angeles. “Dina and Ali are out there with her,” says Lohan.

Perfect, seek shelter and comfort with someone that is not only crazier than you, but is genetically responsible for all the craziness that you possess. What I think Lindsay needs is for me to make sweet love to her. She needs a man. Even a dork like myself could do wonders for her to her. No reason to deny it Lindsay, you need the dong that Britney Spears has now appearing at her concerts. Yeah, I said it. Check out a few Lindsay Lohan pictures below. Why not?

Rumors that Lindsay Lohan will be given a restraining order from Samantha Ronson are apparently untrue. According to Ronson’s attorney in People Magazine, Ronson sees no reason to restrain Lindsay.

Ronson’s attorney, David Bass, tells PEOPLE: “Samantha has no plan to request a restraining order. There is no basis for one.”
And a source close to the deejay offers this spin: “Sam does not want a restraining order against Lindsay Lohan. Sam had nothing to do with the restraining order against Lindsay that the police are talking about.”

You could say it could be worse for Lindsay, but really, it couldn’t. Check this out. She sold her lesbo love tale to Us Weekly and she claims that she is living one long miniseries of Mean Girls.

“I’m not a bad person and this is what happens,” Lohan told Us through tears. “I was raised to treat people well, and I’m so tired of this drama.”
Lohan says she’s “so alone” without Ronson.
“Everyone’s turned on me,” says the actress. She tells the magazine that the night of the Chateau showdown, Nicole Richie walked by her and said “Uck,” and Drea De Matteo said, “Come at me, bitch.”
“I’m a f–king 22-year-old girl who’s in love,” she says. “I felt like I was in Mean Girls, but worse: Mean Girls was a movie.”

I for one feel sorry for her. I mean, the economy is bad and her career is over. Done with. Ok, I don’t feel sorry for her, but I’d still hit it. More Lindsay Lohan pictures below.

According to Us Magazine, Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson battled it out so badly the other day at Chateau Marmont, that employees had to call the police. Also, and even more startling, apparently Lindsay is now twittering. That’s so pathetic that I refuse to discredit my blog by posting the link.

A source close to Lohan, though, insists it was the Ronson family who stayed in a room below her at the Chateau Marmont and “blasted music and would not let Samantha leave the room to meet Lindsay.” On her Twitter page, Lohan posted to Ronson: PLEASE leave me ALONE. and stop staying in the room below me, you’ve woken me and my mother up. go to bed. keep cheating u win.
In addition to accusing Ronson of cheating on her, Lohan also slammed her for badmouting her to People magazine.
Lohan disputes there was any drama, despite multiple sources, witnesses and her Twitter page telling Us otherwise.

Just what I would want to do during my free time, read Lindsay Lohan’s twitter page.