TMZ reports today that Lindsay Lohan was named a suspect in the theft of a $35,000 Rolex. Supposedly one of her girlfriends left it at her house earlier this year and now the darn thing is missing.

LiLo’s attorney issued a statement this morning saying that “the allegations are completely untrue”.

Now, let’s face it, Lohan may currently be a disaster and her life may be a shambles, but that doesn’t prove that she stole anything. Yes, she has “accidentally taken” stuff that is not hers in the past, like a Russian girl’s mink coat from a coat room. But with so many people always hanging around Lindsay and going into and out of her house all the time, how can anyone say that she grabbed anything? As a matter of fact, is there proof that her girlfriend actually left the watch at her place?

Too much partying has costed Lindsay Lohan her role in the upcoming movie The Other Side.

After not getting any major parts in movies since filming I Know Who Killed Me back in 2007, LiLo had been hired to be the main star in The Other Side, a mystery movie that will also have Woody Harrelson in it. But the director and the money behind the flick thought she wasn’t reliable. David Michaels, the movie director, said:

Our team simply chose to move on from Lindsay and we’ll soon be announcing a replacement.

In response, Lindsay has promised herself to change her ways and tweeted:

Last night-never again-believe it or not she’s done with the club scene i’ve learned my lesson-sometime’s it just takes a glimpse of reality.

Lindsay Lohan is not only the face and body of new clothing label 6126, but she’s actually the owner. The controversial actress posed for her own clothing line dressed in the slutiest outfits she could even imagine and obviously the results are delicious.

Lindsay looks like a total slut in the photos released for the promo campaign of 6126 (still sporting a blonde mane), and let’s admit it, she’s got what it takes to bring any man to his knees. Or any woman, depending on her mood that day.

Anyway, here are the initial photos of Lindsay Lohan “working it” for her own clothing label 6126. Doesn’t she look great in them? With so much skin showing and looking so hot in this pictorial, LiLo will have girls lined up to buy her clothes, guaranteed!

For the second time in a week, Lindsay Lohan has bitten the dust. First she fell on her face while leaving a disco in Los Angeles a few days ago, and last night she landed on her butt when on her way out of an Xbox party. Needless to say she was drunk on both occasions.

But falling is the littlest of LiLo’s problems: she has been having trouble paying her rent for the last two months and had to come up with $20,000 to avoid being evicted from the luxury apartment she lives in. To top it off, she was fired from her position as Creative Director at Emanuel Ungaro, and according to TMZ:

Lindsay isn’t pulling in any income and her prospects for work are almost non-existent because of substance abuse issues.

I’m usually one to defend Lindsay Lohan against attacks from most other blog writers. Mostly because she’s hot and has big natural tits that she loves to show; but no matter how selfish my reasons, the fact is that I do defend her. Except for today, when she seems to have lost her marbles. LiLo announced this morning that she is suing E-Trade over a TV commercial where babies “talk” to each other and one of them mentions the name Lindsay and calls her a milk-o-holic. The $100 million lawsuit claims that the use of the name Lindsay implies it’s about LiLo and the term “milk-o-holic” refers to her past struggles with alcohol.

Regarding the lawsuit, Lohan’s rep issued this statement:

They used the name Lindsay. They’re using her name as a parody of her life. Why didn’t they use the name Susan? This is a subliminal message. Everybody’s talking about it and saying it’s Lindsay Lohan.

Ever so changing Lindsay Lohan is back as a blonde in the new issue of Purple magazine. In this pictorial the naturally busty actress skipped right by her boobs and went straight to showing her butt. But who’s complaining?

Purple magazine, which is a very controversial French publication, was determined to get people talking about these photos, and in addition to having Lindsay Lohan’s ass plastered all over them, they also asked LiLo to pose as Jesus. White robe and thorn crown included. The photos were shot by Terry Richardson, a photographer known for his polemic shoots, who magisterially captured Lohan’s expression (and let me repeat myself: ass!) If the shock factor is what they were after, they definitely got it, because you’d be hard pressed to find a celebrity blog out there that’s not talking about Lindsay Lohan’s Jesus photos. To the point that lots of them don’t even mention her butt!

Tired of her very hectic life in Los Angeles, Lindsay Lohan may be moving to London very soon. Upon returning to the United States following a visit to England in occasion of the London Fashion Week and the Brit Awards, the star of Mean Girls posted on her Tweeter account:

“Moving to the UK is in my near future.”

Still, she has romantic interests back in the States, and admitted to Britain’s The Sun newspaper that she’s still in love with Samantha Ronson and hopes to get back with her

“We love each other. We might reconcile the relationship, maybe.”

She added that her and Sam live in the same apartment building in LA and are still in touch, even though the DJ’s family doesn’t approve of Lohan and the continuous exposure she is subjected to.

Lindsay Lohan is back to her black haired look. The naturally redheaded actress showed herself as a brunette at the Brit Awards this week looking sexier than she has in the past months. She appeared refreshed and youthful, and smiled at the paparazzi as they snapped photo after photo. After years of sporting a light-colored mane, Lindsay decided to change her looks; and apparently she’s also in the process of changing some habits that have gotten her in trouble in the past.

Lohan, who’s currently on probation for a drunken driving and drug case dating from 2007, was given green light by her probation officer to travel to London. Also, regarding her use of cocaine and alcohol abuse, a Los Angeles Superior Court judge said that “everything looks good” for LiLo, since she’s making progress in her court-ordered substance-abuse education program.

Lindsay Lohan went crazy on Samantha Ronson’s room at the Bowery Hotel in New York City. This crap got nasty, and police had to escort her off the property. Here is more from Hollyscoop.

Police were called to the scene after Lindsay reportedly “threw a room-service tray at what she thought was her girlfriend’s door” during a heated fight.
The only problem was…she threw that tray at the wrong door. As a result Lindsay was kicked out of the posh hotel, with authorities escorting her off the premises.
The same source claims Lindsay’s friends and family are planning on staging an intervention to get her back in rehab for the fourth time!

Lindsay Lohan, seen here looking pouty and shopping in SoHo last night, has been asked by Paris fashion house Ungaro to oversee a spanish fashion designer by the name of Estrella Archs. I bet this Estrella girl is writing her resume as we speak.

Dear Ungaro,

No thanks.

Sincerly, Estrella.

Here is more from WWD.

For her part, Lohan, 23, told WWD she hopes to take Ungaro to a “younger place” with a harder fashion edge.
“When I’m involved in a project, I give my all to it,” the controversial celebrity said. “I feel like there’s a correlation between everything I do, whether it’s pop music or film. I’ve always played a big part in what I wear, the costumes. Clothing is something that’s so expressive in so many ways. It really interests me.
“To be in a position where I’m working with a fashion house in Paris sets it apart from every other celebrity brand.”
Lohan said her first fur coat was an Ungaro, which she purchased about 10 years ago. She prized its leopard spots and a pale pink lining that gave it its je ne sais quoi.
Asked to describe her role in the creative process, Lohan said she “kind of oversees everything [Archs] does, while working with her. Different generations have different ideas.”