Lindsay Lohan took her broke a$$ to the salon and got her hair did. Using whose money isn’t entirely clear. When will Lindsay just break down and do Celebrity Rehab so she can “rehabilitate” her career. What a total disaster Lindsay is becoming. She needs to go to the Britney Spears school of career rehab, or else this may not end well.
Lindsay Lohan and Samanth Ronson may get back together…and then they may break up again. All this according to both People magazine and People with common sense.
“It changes every five seconds,” a friend of Lohan’s tells PEOPLE. “It is up in the air with them. You never know”
The friend, who spoke to Lohan this week, says, “She’s in pain and she’s alone and feels like the world is against her. She doesn’t live an easy life. She has always been in the spotlight. She doesn’t know how to live without it but it would be nice if she did for a little.”
Lohan’s father Michael Lohan, 48, tells PEOPLE his daughter is coping with the breakup by spending time with her mother and sister in Los Angeles. “Dina and Ali are out there with her,” says Lohan.
Perfect, seek shelter and comfort with someone that is not only crazier than you, but is genetically responsible for all the craziness that you possess. What I think Lindsay needs is for me to make sweet love to her. She needs a man. Even a dork like myself could do wonders for her to her. No reason to deny it Lindsay, you need the dong that Britney Spears has now appearing at her concerts. Yeah, I said it. Check out a few Lindsay Lohan pictures below. Why not?
Rumors that Lindsay Lohan will be given a restraining order from Samantha Ronson are apparently untrue. According to Ronson’s attorney in People Magazine, Ronson sees no reason to restrain Lindsay.
Ronson’s attorney, David Bass, tells PEOPLE: “Samantha has no plan to request a restraining order. There is no basis for one.”
And a source close to the deejay offers this spin: “Sam does not want a restraining order against Lindsay Lohan. Sam had nothing to do with the restraining order against Lindsay that the police are talking about.”
You could say it could be worse for Lindsay, but really, it couldn’t. Check this out. She sold her lesbo love tale to Us Weekly and she claims that she is living one long miniseries of Mean Girls.
“I’m not a bad person and this is what happens,” Lohan told Us through tears. “I was raised to treat people well, and I’m so tired of this drama.”
Lohan says she’s “so alone” without Ronson.
“Everyone’s turned on me,” says the actress. She tells the magazine that the night of the Chateau showdown, Nicole Richie walked by her and said “Uck,” and Drea De Matteo said, “Come at me, bitch.”
“I’m a f–king 22-year-old girl who’s in love,” she says. “I felt like I was in Mean Girls, but worse: Mean Girls was a movie.”
I for one feel sorry for her. I mean, the economy is bad and her career is over. Done with. Ok, I don’t feel sorry for her, but I’d still hit it. More Lindsay Lohan pictures below.
According to Us Magazine, Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson battled it out so badly the other day at Chateau Marmont, that employees had to call the police. Also, and even more startling, apparently Lindsay is now twittering. That’s so pathetic that I refuse to discredit my blog by posting the link.
A source close to Lohan, though, insists it was the Ronson family who stayed in a room below her at the Chateau Marmont and “blasted music and would not let Samantha leave the room to meet Lindsay.” On her Twitter page, Lohan posted to Ronson: PLEASE leave me ALONE. and stop staying in the room below me, you’ve woken me and my mother up. go to bed. keep cheating u win.
In addition to accusing Ronson of cheating on her, Lohan also slammed her for badmouting her to People magazine.
Lohan disputes there was any drama, despite multiple sources, witnesses and her Twitter page telling Us otherwise.
Just what I would want to do during my free time, read Lindsay Lohan’s twitter page.
Lindsay Lohan manned up and went up on stage while Lily Allen was performing, Womanizer. I guess Lindsay wanted to show Lily that she is the tough one. Lily ignored her. Point Lindsay. Got the video from Youtube below the thumbs, so you can see it all for yourself.
Not only has the news of Lindsay Lohan basically living off of girlfriend, Samantha Ronson, broken this week…but now more career-ending news: Lindsay’s new movie, Labor Pains, is not going to make theatres. In fact, its not even going to hit Blockbuster’s shelves. In fact, before its DVD version is released, its going straight to ABC Family. Welcome to Sunday nights Lindsay….
The film’s production company, Nu Image/Millennium Films, has confirmed that the comedy will premiere on ABC Family in July 2009. It will be released on DVD a month later.
t is the latest film dud for the star, whose last movie efforts include the critically-panned indie Chapter 27 and I Know Who Killed Me. She briefly appeared on ABC’s Ugly Betty.
Lindsay Lohan blames you, America, for her woes. After recent reports surfaced that she is mooching off of her DJ girlfriend, Samantha Ronson, Lindsay decided to discuss the matter with E! News. And of course, she handled herself with grace, class and honesty. Just kidding, folks.
On her relationship with Samantha Ronson:
“They need to stop saying we’re fighting. People telling lies about me to her and all this garbage. I’m really a good person and I have a good heart and just want to work and the only reason I go to clubs is to hear Samantha spin or be normal.”On the “real” Lindsay Lohan:
“I don’t drink, I don’t do drugs and I don’t lie. I love to act and write and be creative and I want to help people by playing characters that can send a positive message out to whomever may need it.”On why she can’t get work:
“If people would just leave my personal life alone–because it’s really not that interesting–then I could land a great role. But all the sicko fans and the noise is so distracting.”On her dreams:
“I’d like to have my own charity, do work overseas, be in Oscar-nominated films, write movies, produce movies/shows/videos, design clothes, make music, write books, etc. It’s all possible if people would just stop judging me and accusing me and making me out to be this aloof, spoiled, ungrateful and unprofessional person that I am not and could never be.”
Why do celebrities like Lindsay and Paris actually pretend they are interested in charity work? Come the heck on, if you want to run a soup kitchen, go run one. Don’t pretend you want to run one.
As I suspected yesterday when I posted about Lindsay Lohan reducing her career to Fornarina commercials, she is now living off of Samantha Ronson. And when I say living, I mean she hasn’t even adjusted her lifestyle based on the fact that no one even wants to pay her for appearances.
“Lindsay is spending like crazy!” a friend of the actress tells us. “She’s living on credit right now. She has no cash. The problem is, the money being spent is mostly Sam’s because Lindsay doesn’t really have any of her own at the moment; she’s really taken on the ‘man’ role in their romance. Sam really thinks Lindsay needs to learn how to become a recessionista and manage her money better.”
A second pal agrees. “Lindsay’s money situation has never been great, but it’s only gotten worse over the last month. For every dollar she makes, she spends double. Her personal appearance fees are literally the only thing keeping her afloat. But here’s the rub: Because of her explosive relationship with Sam, she’s unable to get the type of cash she’s used to. The negative press and constant appearance cancellations are hurting her pocketbook.”
Ouch. Sounds like Samantha Ronson is getting used to being the man, but she is a rookie. Sam, you need to regulate your girl, trust me when I say this. She needs structure. And discipline. And with that, I am getting turned on which is too much for me on a Monday morning…..
If the struggling economy has you down, well here’s one thing about it that will make you feel better. Lindsay Lohan can’t get a job. At least according to what she told Nylon Magazine in the April edition.
“It’s scary when you realize, ‘Oh my God, I’m not working. And I have a house to pay for now.’… and there’s been some things I’ve really wanted to do,” she says in April’s Nylon.
“Like the one movie I’ve wanted to do for so long is Alice in Wonderland [directed by Tim Burton],” she continues. “But, um, that didn’t work out… it is what it is.”The 22-year-old actress — who recently fought an arrest warrant, which was recalled — goes on: “[Producers said] ‘You’re not right for the part, and that’s it.’ That’s how I like to hear it…I can take it, I’m a big girl. Obviously, you don’t want me. I don’t want to do something that somebody doesn’t want me to be involved in anyway.”
But Lohan says she’s “talking to a lot of people right now” — or at least trying to.
“One is Sean Penn — I spoke to him the other day. We’re trying to get Seth Rogen for this project, but Seth won’t call us back. So call us back, Seth, if you’re reading this!”
So does this mean that Smantha Ronson is the bread winner? I guess this was only a natural progression, when you think about it.
Lindsay Lohan gained one small step towards a paycheck and one large step towards career suicide. This is her latest commercial for Fornarina. The part is sexy, moving and character development trancends the way we forever view commercials. Ok, I tried….
