Marc Anthony

Well its unofficially official that Jennifer Lopez is preggers. We don’t have the announcement from J-Lo’s peeps, but sources are saying that La Lopez is in fact going to be a mommy. Plus, witnesses from a recent J-Lo concert claim they spied the baby bump.

From TMZ:

Sources have confirmed to TMZ that Jennifer Lopez is pregnant!!

In addition, we’re hearing that J.Lo and Marc Anthony are expecting twins.

Twins. Wow, Jenny from the Block will be eating the block by the time those little Lo’s pop out.

Hey look, its Jennifer Lopez in a bikini. And…uh…hey look, its Marc Anthony is a swimsuit.

Seriously, there’s having junk in your trunk and then there’s just having too many trunks for the trip. Yikes!

Jennifer Lopez isn’t exactly animal rights friendly. Jenny prefers her minks, rabbits and foxes draped on her shoulders instead of running around the wild. But now the fur loving actress has been targeted by an overly enthusiastic critter cuddler.

From TMZ:

Gatecrasher reports that the singer-actress has been receiving letter that threaten “to kill her in public, just like the slaughtered animals whose fur she wears.” And, says a source, hubby Marc Anthony has hired two off-duty police officers to keep an eye on Lopez when she’s out in public, just in case. Lopez’ rep says the story’s untrue, and a spokesman for PETA (which is not, presumably, the source of the threats) says, “All violence is wrong.”

There are animal lovers and then there are animal wackjobs. Threatening to kill J-Lo because she wears fur is taking the chinchilla love just a little too far.

J-Lo’s peeps are denying that there is trouble brewing between Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony. The story that Jenny and her cadaverous hubby are considering the big-D is being blasted by Jennifer’s rep as untrue.

From US Magazine:

Lopez’s rep Leslie Sloane tells Usmagazine.com that the report is “a disgusting story full of lies. We’re consulting lawyers.”

Well, if someone is using the word divorce then I hope lawyers are involved. When you’re broke like me divorce is pretty easy…take whatever fits in the truck and burn the rest. I’m guessing the richie rich celebs have a little more paperwork involved.

And really isn’t the bigger lie in the article the way Marc Anthony was desrcibed as macho? I have stayed up late many nights trying to come up with the right way to describe Marc…zombie, vampiric, pasty faced guy standing in his wife’s shadow…but macho never once came to mind.

Is Jennifer Lopez working on divorce number 3? Rumors are swirling that the next Hollywood love story to crash and burn is going to be J-Lo and her pasty faced hubby Marc Anthony. The latin lovers are reportedly talking divorce.

From OK! Magazine:

Despite marriage counseling, the couple “had a huge argument” last summer, causing Lopez to flee to a friend’s New York apartment. Another argument came in December. Instead of spending New Year’s Eve together, the mag reports, Lopez came to a Miami party solo. “Marc expected Jennifer to follow him back to New York and beg for forgiveness, but she didn’t,” a friend tells OK! “Marc is very machismo,” the mag quotes a source as saying. “Marc won’t let her even do a photo shoot by herself. He is always there watching, waiting.” At a Golden Globes party, “Marc [dragged] Jennifer away after spotting her dancing with another man. He has also insisted that Jennifer sell her beloved Miami home and the Los Angeles house where they wed.”

There is just so much wrong with that quote. Not that they might be splitting up, that doesn’t shock me. But describing Marc as macho and controlling just doesn’t fit into my tiny brain. If I had to pick a control-freak in that relationship I would have gone for Jennifer. Probably because I usually label the more masculine person in a relationship as the controlling one, but that’s just me.

I wonder…will Marc be too macho to take a few million dollars as a parting gift in the divorce settlement? Yeah, didn’t think so.

Is there trouble brewing between Jennifer Lopez and hubby Marc Anthony? Stories are circulating that the latin lovers may have hit a rocky patch in their marriage.

Page Six reports:

“There was a fight on New Year’s Eve,” said a source who saw Lopez that night. Another spy said, “There was a fight after she performed at the Super Bowl, and when she had an album-listening party in Miami two months ago, there was an issue.”

But a friend of both said, “They fight, sure, but everyone fights.” A rep for Lopez said, “They’re fine.”

Maybe Marc just gets pissy when his blood sugar crashes. Give the guy a lollipop and he’ll cheer up. And while you’re at it, give him some carbs…and sunlight. Mr. J-Lo is just a wee bit creepy. And I’m sure joining the Scientology club will help with that.

Looks like Jennifer Lopez and her cadaverous hubby Marc Anthony have crossed over. And I don’t just mean J-Lo’s new spanish album. The latin lovers have reportedly given in to Hollywood peer pressure and are smoking the Scientology weed.

From Fox News:

“Anthony is said to have taken the “purification” course, a hopped-up sauna that supposedly “cures” all ills. Lopez may have invested in the IRS-sanctioned religion thanks to infertility issues and difficulties in the couple’s marriage.

From what I’m told, Lopez and Anthony entered Scientology with the help of Angelo Pagan, the husband of “King of Queens” actress Leah Remini. Both Pagan and Remini — mostly the former — have taken dozens of pricey courses in L. Ron Hubbard’s creation.”

Can’t you just hear the conversations at the celebrity center. “Come on, you know you want to try it. I’ll give you the first audit is free. Everybody’s doing it. You can be one of the cool kids.” Where’s Nancy Reagan when you need her…just say no, dammit!