Mary-Kate Olsen

Mary-Kate and Ashlee Olsen asked to pose for Playboy.

I love Hef, he’s a trooper. Committed to helping his fellow pigheaded men, he is keeping with the cause of getting them nude in his magazine.

Star says, After striking out when the twins turned 18, Hugh tried again, hoping they would pose for Playboy’s June issue to mark their 22nd birthday.
“Hef thinks the twins are every young man’s fantasy,” an insider tells Star.

To be honest, I wouldn’t be that excited even if they did accept his offer(s). I am sure it would be some quasi-nude shoot, basically showing little to nothing. They should just accept, they would probably only have to wear a swimsuit.

But I guess anything is possible. I would sure love to see some nudity. Best case scenario would be Vivid contacting them and making a deal, if you know what I mean.

More Olsen Sister pictures.

Comment (1) | Posted on 03/01/2008, filed under Ashley Olsen , Mary-Kate Olsen

Mary-Kate Olsen is the new 911.

And I am not talking in terms of fashion emergencies, I am talking about the masseuse at Heath Ledger’s place calling Mary-Kate Olsen rather than the actual 911. You know, 911, the number you call when someone is pretty much dead.

AP says, A day before a Friday private viewing for the 28-year-old actor, police said the masseuse spent nine minutes repeatedly ringing “Full House” actress Mary-Kate Olsen before calling authorities for help.
The masseuse called Olsen a fourth time after paramedics arrived — at the same time as Olsen’s security guards.

Ummmm…yeah, Mary-Kate probably couldn’t save a gold fish in a shallow bowl of water, much less help in a life or death situation. I wouldn’t call Mary-Kate Olsen if I was at Pier One Imports and couldn’t decide between those weird wine glasses and the normal ones.

I would however call her if I thought I could have sex with her. I would definitely call the Weeds star then.

More Mary-Kate Olsen pictures.

(No Comments) | Posted on 01/27/2008, filed under Mary-Kate Olsen

Mary-Kate Olsen Talks Weeds

Check out the usually zombie-esque Mary-Kate Olsen looking all fresh and pretty and…human. I guess landing a gig on a hot cable drama has been good for the grown-up kid star.

Here’s what Mary-Kate shared with Entertainment Weekly:

On her career with sister Ashley:
�If you look at our career from 21 years ago to today, it was about entertaining a specific audience. It wasn’t about acting. It was about pleasing other people and making kids smile.�

On her role on Weeds:

�To say that I got to work with those people - with Mary-Louise Parker! - is a great thing. We did have to change our signs, though. When we were on location, we couldn’t have Weeds signs up because we would get stalkerazzi.�

On being a tabloid target:

�So every time I see paparazzi, I cover my face so they don’t get a picture, and I’m just �the mean person who doesn’t smile.� I would love to be able to swim in the ocean in Malibu. But that is asking for a bikini shot. That’s inviting something that I don’t want to happen. I don’t need to be on a ‘Who’s Skinny, Who’s Fat, Who’s Looking Healthy, Who’s Not Eating?’ list.�

Ok, I’m confused. She looks normal and she’s sounds like an reasonably intelligent person. Maybe this isn’t really MKO…maybe this is the secret third Olsen Twin…err…triplet. Cause that’s way easier to believe than Mary-Kate suddenly getting all mature and sh**.

Comment (1) | Posted on 09/08/2007, filed under Mary-Kate Olsen , Olsen Twins

Spying on Mary-Kate Olsen

Mary-Kate Olsen doesn’t like to be looked at when she’s studying. The zombie style Olsen twin just told a mag that she left NYU because the other students were spying on her.

From New York Magazine:

The rapidly-aging celebutwin tells New York magazine this week that she bailed on NYU because she was spooked by classmates who were spying on her; selling their snitchy stories to tabs and working at glossies that were happy to receive dispatches from the classroom. “They’d have internships at the weeklies,” says MK. “Learning is not fun if you’re not safe.”

Hey, is it still paranoia if they really are going through your Trapper-Keeper and selling your I *heart* bag ladies doodles?

Comments (2) | Posted on 08/20/2007, filed under Mary-Kate Olsen

Mary-Kate Olsen Gets it on With Ghandi

Here’s a fun one…Mary-Kate Olsen, the skinner and more bag lady looking of the Olsen Twins, had landed a role in the upcoming movie The Wackness with Oscar winner Ben Kingsley. And the former Ghandi and current zombie swap spit! Sorry, were you eating? I should have warned you.

From The New York Post:

Get ready to cringe during Sir Ben Kingsley’s new movie, “The Wackness,” in which the Oscar-winner, 63, passionately locks lips with tiny Mary-Kate Olsen, 21. Currently shooting in New York, the film directed by Jonathan Levine is about a drug dealer who trades marijuana for therapy sessions with his shrink, played by Kingsley. Insiders say the steamy scene with Olsen - described as a “full on make-out session” - was shot at a Greenpoint watering hole.

See, that’s why Ben has an Oscar…he’s willing to make sacrifices for his art. Screw those guys that lose 50 pounds for a part, kissing that hag is real work.

Photos courtesy of Splash

Comments (3) | Posted on 08/14/2007, filed under Mary-Kate Olsen

Skinny(er) Olsen Twin Gets Frisky in Public

Mary-Kate Olsen, who has perfected the zombie bride look, was spotted locking lips with her two-sizes-too-big-for-her beau Max Snow at a hockey game. So good for her for having a teddy bear to smooch, but what is she wearing? Unless a team of vampires was on the ice, I don’t really get a feeling of team support from Mary-Kate. She’s dressed like the drug addicted/prostitute/cult member daughter that Valerie Bertinelli is always trying to save in Lifetime movies of the Week.

(No Comments) | Posted on 04/07/2007, filed under Mary-Kate Olsen , Olsen Twins

Mary-Kate Gets Her Party On

One half of the teeny-tiny Olsen twins is making news for her recent wild nightlife. Mary-Kate Olsen, better known as the skinnier one of the Olsen empire, was spotted at Bungalow 8 getting her skank on.

From The New York Post:

Tuesday night, Mary-Kate Olsen was “weaving around and kept falling off the banquettes she was dancing on,” our insider said. “She made out with three random guys and was wearing a Mardi Gras mask.” A rep for the tiny twin noted that she is sober and declined comment.

Of course she was wearing a Mardi Gras mask. The only way she could get three guys to kiss her is to cover up that made-up-like-a-corpse face. Honestly I don’t even know if these are pictures of Mary-Kate. I don’t care enough about either of these chicks to try to tell them apart.