Mathew McConaughey

Matthew McConaughey: Have baby will drink.

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Matthew McConaughey is going to be a dad. This is due to his impregnating Camila Alves. But this doesn’t mean he is going to let the party die down. No last calls in Matthew’s life. Matthew was in Nicaragua picking up hot Central American women and, well, boozing it up.

Star says, “He was acting like an out-of-control 18-year-old,” claims an eyewitness who was at the bar. “He already seemed to be drunk when he arrived alone, and he only got worse from there on. He was putting the make on every woman in his path, throwing his arms around them and trying to kiss them, and trying to dirty-dance with a few out on the floor. But he was a mess, slurring his words and stumbling around.
“A few minutes after he finally left the bar, someone found him searching through a sewage ditch outside. When they asked him what he was doing, he mumbled, ‘I’ve lost my flip-flops!’”

Nothing worse than losing your flip flops. I did this in Cabo last year, man oh man my feet were torched. See, we are kinda one in the same Matt.

Comments (3) | Posted on 06/18/2008, filed under Mathew McConaughey

Matthew McConaughey knocks up Brazilian model

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From Matthew McConaughey’s website.

Got some blessed news. A celebration of life and bounty. Yes, my girlfriend Camila and I made a baby together. It’s 3 months growin in her womb and all looks healthy and lively so far. We are stoked and wowed by this miracle of creation and this gift from God, and so excited for the adventure that will come in raising this child, being mother and a father, and shepherding him or her through this life. From moms and dads, to family, to community, it takes the best will and support from everyone to raise the healthiest children we have in society. Wish us the best, keep us in your prayers, and God bless evolution. Thanks for bein fans of me and my work and now this new and miraculous chapter in my life, as me and Camila and our child do our best to just keep livin. Wow, McConaughey.

Six Pack Abs produce miracles. Like the miracle of getting to bang a Brazilian model without wearing a condom. That my friends, is a real miracle. Parting the seas is nothing compared to parting Brazilian model legs. Taking all this into consideration, I think it is time for me to dust off my copy of Six Minute Abs so I can get some Two Minute Action.

I also might buy a surf board. I will not actually use it, but I will carry it around on PCH.

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Comment (1) | Posted on 01/16/2008, filed under Mathew McConaughey

Matthew McConaughey Wants Everyone Topless

So you all know by now that I will use any excuse I can find to post pics of my future husband Matthew McConaughey. I can look at those abs all day long. And apparently Matt doesn’t like to discriminate against the chicks on his flicks. My man gallantly told the female extras on his new film to feel free to go topless. What a guy!

From TMZ:

A source on the set of Matt’s new film, “Surfer Dude,” tells TMZ that during a recent pool party scene that featured a bunch of female extras in bathing suits, McConaughey, who is also a producer on the movie, told the ladies if they took their tops off they would get more money for their time. We’re told many of the women agreed.

Am I supposed to be offended? If I spotted Matthew McConaughey running around shirtless, my top wouldn’t be the only article of clothing to fall off.

(No Comments) | Posted on 06/12/2007, filed under Mathew McConaughey

Matthew McConaughey Half-Naked

Matthew McConaughey has found the role he was born to play. Here he is on the set of his new movie Surfer Dude still looking ripped and still wandering around without a shirt. And no, I don’t really have a story here. I just want to look at my future husband showing off all his sexiness.

Maybe this is Matt’s way of doing his part to protect the environment. He’s saving hundreds of little cotton shrubs by refusing to cover up his manly chest. And let me just say thank you, Matthew.

(No Comments) | Posted on 05/31/2007, filed under Mathew McConaughey

Matthew McConaughey Works Out

Matthew McConaughey is very comfortable with his masculinity. And why wouldn’t he be, have you seen him lately? He’s so yummy he could be on the cover of Gourmet Magazine. Toss some whipped cream on him and you’ve got dessert.

And apparently he doesn’t mind having the paparazzi document his public park workouts. Although if you see Matt working out in a park, I wouldn’t recommend eating off any of the tables. I wouldn’t kick a sweaty Matt out of my bed, but I don’t think I’d eat off the picnic table he just used for his thigh workout.

(No Comments) | Posted on 04/16/2007, filed under Mathew McConaughey

Matthew McConaughey believes in karma

If you haven’t read the latest interview of Matthew McConaughey with Loaded magazine, I suggest that you run to your local mag stand and grab a copy. Just to give you an idea of what it contains, here is an excerpt from it:

"Two sisters once offered themselves to me. But they weren’t single and one wanted to get away from her husband. I don’t jive with that. You don’t sleep with someone’s lady if they’re married because it will return and bite you in the ass."

(No Comments) | Posted on 11/07/2006, filed under Mathew McConaughey

More Matthew McConaughey


As if watching Mathew McConaughey brushing his teeth homeless-guy-style weren’t enough, here are some pictures of the formerly hot actor sporting his new look. I’m not sure what he is trying to turn into, but trust me, whatever it is, it won’t be pretty.

(No Comments) | Posted on 10/03/2006, filed under Mathew McConaughey

Mathew McConaughey acting weird

I think Mathew McConaughey is losing his marbles. He’s been acting a little weird lately, and now, watching him brushing his teeth without water while he drives around Los Angeles half naked is not helping me change my mind. TMZ has video of the actor doing exactly that, for some unhumanly known reason. Click here to watch the video.

(No Comments) | Posted on 10/03/2006, filed under Mathew McConaughey

Mathew McConaughey surfing


After seeing these hot pictures of Mathew McConaughey surfing, I finally know what I want for Christmas! Can you guess?

Let me give you a little hint: It’s got to do with that second photo of this hottie laying on his surf board with his butt popping out of the water. Since this is an all-ages blog, I won’t be any more specific, but you can use your imagination ;)

(No Comments) | Posted on 07/19/2006, filed under Mathew McConaughey