Megan Fox

These pictures are from Megan Fox’s latest movie set, Jennifer’s Body. If Megan Fox’s body is playing the role of Jennifer’s Body, then count in one more ticket sale from me, because this flick is destined to be a winner, no matter how bad the acting may turn out to be. Obviously, these pictures are intended to be work safe, which makes any man worth his weight in perv salt want to just quit. Jobs are overrated, boobs are underrated. Boy, I sure wish I was part of the towel crew (see pictures below). How does one score that job?

Get it?

More Megan Fox boob pictures.

 

Megan Fox was in attendance for the Versace Fashion show in Milan. And she brought out the twins. Look, she is hot, I would do her. So would you. blah blah. But I do have a question. Is her left breast like a half-inch higher than her right? Look, I don’t care, I am just asking a question here. Wouldn’t bother me in the slightest, but there does seem to be a breastqualibrium issue if you ask me.

Man does she look good though.

More Megan Fox breast pictures.

 

I don’t think the conference had anything to do with breast cancer or any other such breastly philanthropic cause, but it sure as heck did cause some Japanese people to put down their Helios for a couple of seconds and take a look at the newstands. Megan did a little teaser-topless shoot for the Japanese version of Rolling Stone. The pictures bleed of hotness.

I especially love lust the one that has her crouched on her knees slightly folded like a rare black panther. Meow. The leather pants painted on her bottom and legs is just over the top.

I think I am in love. Or lust. Or just part of some perverted fantasy festival in my head. Call me Megan. I want to date you, sleep with you, then dump you for some random bar girl.

I am that into you.

Already today we had Beyonce. Now it’s the Transformer’s star, Megan Fox. I love her body but the tramp stamps leave a lot to be desired. I get model tail all the time, so I am really picky.

Ok, I am full of it. I don’t pull chicks like this. But it sounds cool when I act like I am. Plus I had a really bad run at the bars last night. Chicks really don’t dig me. I am cynical. Jennifer Love-Hewitt’s fat kissing friend is more my league.