Michael Jackson

Brace yourselves for the next big musical event. Michael Jackson, who canot seem to understand that his career is over, wants to work with Will.I.Am from the Black Eyed Peas.

Rapper WILL.I.AM has spoken out about his shock at being asked to collaborate on MICHAEL JACKSON’s first album in six years. THE BLACK EYED PEAS star was convinced someone was playing a joke on him when he received a call from Jackson asking him to collaborate on his new album. But he was soon satisfied he really was speaking to the THRILLER singer and they quickly began sharing daily conversations and discussing new material. He says, “Michael called up and I thought someone was joking. I hear, ‘Hello, it’s Michael,’ and I was like, ‘Yeah right, stop playing!’ “Then he said, ‘I want to congratulate you on all your success. Do you mind if I call you in a couple of days at 4pm?’ “Then he started ringing me every day at 4pm. So I started working on music for him on the tour bus.”

There was a time when working with Michael Jackson was a huge boost to your career. Now, it just makes people feel sorry for you.

Do you think Will.I.Am will still be black when Michael is done with him? I wonder is skin bleaching is contagious.

Is looking like this is the price of being "white"? If so, Michael Jackson should try to go back to his original skin color and may be look human again. Although I doubt that this could be achieved. Take a look at the "hand" picture below and draw your own conclusion…

Michael Jackson is planning to marry his children’s nanny.

Jackson recently settled the custody battle with his ex-wife, and mother of his two eldest children, Debbie Rowe, and is now free to get on with his wedding plans. He is currently living in Ireland with 39 year old nanny Grace Rwaramba who his children reportedly call “mom.” Debbie Rowe is the mother of two eldest children, nine year old Prince Michael and eight year old Paris, and agreed to let him raise them when their marriage ended.

This year she claimed Jackson was an unfit parent and filed for custody of the kids. Recently, however, Rowe, 48, agreed to let him keep Paris and Prince Michael in return for $760,000 a year. Jackson also has a third child, four year old Prince Michael II, who he calls Blanket.

According to The Daily Mirror, Michael Jackson, who has been living outside of the United States since his last arraignment, is now planning on opening a theme park in Ireland.

"Michael is deadly serious about this idea. He loves the whole idea of leprechauns and the magic and myths of Ireland. It would cost around 500 million Euros [about $635 million] to do." says a source. "He’s always wanted to open his own theme park and he thinks Ireland is the perfect place and it will all be built around the leprechaun theme."

That’s almost a billion dollars… what happened with Michael being broke? Heck, I’d love to be broke that way! And now that I think about it… isn’t this park idea a new way to come close to kids without raising suspicion?

MSNBC reports today that some of Michael Jackson’s art collection might end up on eBay. Supposedly he owes thousands of dollars to an art gallery owner in California. Now the guy (who asked to remain anonymous), wants to get his money back.

The paintings include one of Jackson playing with Peter Pan (I guess he was feeling like a fairy that day), and another one of him dancing in a rainbow of colors (do I really need to comment on this one?) Also, the collection includes dozens of Norman Rockwell prints showing children at play

“I don’t know what to do with these murals,” the gallery owner said. “Maybe I’ll put them on eBay and see what I can get.”

On another note, despite Jackson’s reps statements that Neverland is not for sale, its animals are being sent to new places to live, and not for free. “Jackson’s elephant sold to a big wheel [circus] near Los Angeles,” a source has informed Santa Barbara magazine. “It’s also true that Jackson has four giraffes up for sale. His asking price: $35,000 a pair.”

Michael Jackson is $700,000 lower in the pit, after a jury awarded $900,000 to a gay porn producer who sued Jackson two years ago for unpaid royalties, loans and expenses from a project that they both collaborated on, but then awarded Jackson the sum of $200,000 on a countersuit.

After evaluating the evidence, which included Jackson’s phone messages telling the plaintiff that he loved him, to testimonies about Jackson’s intentions to adopt several South African boys, the six man and six woman panel made up their minds to give some money to each of them.

Poor Jackson, after his latest encounter with the law, everybody is nit picking him for his love for little boys… can’t they understand that is all innocent, and he just enjoys the kids’ laughter?