And me. What the heck is up with this dude? He looks like the result of an exorcism gone wrong, which is really bad, considering they all go bad. Mickey Rourke got his DUI on a Vespa, which is pretty much awesome. But his lawyer got him out of it. He even had a passenger on the Vespa.
Palm Beach Post says, “I’m friends with most cops in the city and they told me the guy who got me isn’t even liked by his colleagues,” Rourke tells Page Two. “He’s a 400-pound fuck unfit for duty.”
Rourke said the mysterious blond riding on the back of the Vespa at the time of his arrest couldn’t have been used as a witness at a trial.
“Don’t ask me her name,” Rourke says. “I have no idea who she was. I met her in a bar and never saw her again.”
Assuringly, what actually got him off was that the judge laughed at Vespa owners. I mean, it couldn’t be anything other than that in my mind. And the judge was most likely scared that Rourke would appear in his dreams covered in blood and garlic.
 
