miley cyrus

Hugh Hefner isn’t shy in wanting to tap Miley Cyrus for Playboy. Lets face it, she probably could do worse will do worse considering the pace she is on.

Extra says, “Certainly she’d be welcome to the magazine. She’s a very pretty lady.”
As for the drama caused by Cyrus’ VF shoot? “To make such a big to-do over something as innocent as those photos — I think it’s a reflection of how schizophrenic America is about sexuality.”

America sucks. Why all the hatorade? Getting emotionally unstable chicks nude should be considered a pass time. Good going Hugh, you are a true American leader.

Without even letting a month go by since Miley Cyrus intrigued the world of gossip and glamor with her Vanity Fair shoot, she is back to rocking out.

People says, “I hope you had an awesome time,” Cyrus told the crowd after performing her set. “I saw a sign back there that said, ‘Miley, I’m praying for you.’ I could not be more appreciative. Thank you guys for all your support. Without you, none of this would be possible. I love every one of you and I could not be more appreciative. God bless you.” 

Please Jesus, save this poor soul from the ways of the Lohan-express. Please allow her repentance.  At least until she turns 18, then it’s all good.

For those with short memories, Miley Cyrus did a sexy shoot for Vanity Fair, ticking the Disney and Minnie Mouse off. Apparently Minnie now thinks Miley is a “fat slut.” Girls will be girls I guess…

Disney is worried about the recent shots of Miley Cyrus in Vanity Fair ruining her image with parents. You know, the ones of her smiling and having a great time.

New York Times says, A Disney spokeswoman, Patti McTeague, faulted Vanity Fair for the photo. “Unfortunately, as the article suggests, a situation was created to deliberately manipulate a 15-year-old in order to sell magazines,” she said.

Vanity Fair says, Um, was Cyrus—or Disney—at all anxious about this shot? “No, I mean I had a big blanket on. And I thought, This looks pretty, and really natural. I think it’s really artsy.” 

Ah yes, she certainly looks the part of manipulated. Shortly after this shoot she was taken back to the basement wear she was brainwashed into thinking that shooting for a major publication was a good idea for her career.

More Miley Cyrus tortured soul Vanity Fair pictures.

I wouldn’t actually watch this if I were you. It really rides the old nerves. I realize they are young girls, but come on, this is worthless dribble.

We love Jesus! Jesus rocks! She dances for Jesus. I sing, dance and act for Jesus! Now that I think about it, I do everything for Jesus. We make the YouTube videos for Jesus. We’re all about it.” 

I think we can do without anymore of these videos. When I listen to Miley Cyrus voice, I envision her sounding like she is a 90 year old when she is 20.

Here we go again. First, you have a young, budding starlet on the way to glorious, role-model female actress success.

Then you find pictures and she becomes a …. oh.

Well, Miley Cyrus has taken a page from Lindsay Lohan and has the pictures to prove it. I mean, it was just last week that Lindsay Lohan was flashing her butt on the street.

These Miley Cyrus pictures sure show that this girl can party. Wait until she is 22 and hitting all the Hollywood clubs.

Oh the vicious starlet cycle.

Which can only mean one thing. Miley thinks her opinions matter to the world.

Extra says, “I understand and the pressure is definitely hard, but I think just keeping your head on your shoulders is easier than it looks,” she said. “I think if you know who you are, then I think you’ll be fine for the rest of the way.”

I have been expecting this, really, it was only a matter of time until fame went to her head and she started getting all preachy. I bet if Tom Cruise didn’t think Billy Ray would kick his ass from here to the end of Scientologies spirtiual realm, he would already try to recruit Miley. She is fresh meat right now, so impressionable and overly confident.

Miley, you are on a kids show. Britney was a rock star. Rock stars do cocaine in public gas station restroom. You smile and sign autographs and Chuckee Cheese.

Layoff Miley, Britney doesn’t need you or Dr. Phil.

There, I chewed out a little girl. Boy do I feel tough now.