Mischa Barton

Former OC star Mischa Barton may not have a good reason for still being famous, because seriously skinny only takes you so far, but apparently she’s got a good reason to see the doctor.

From TMZ:

“…the former “OC” star was at a friend’s Memorial Day BBQ enjoying a few holiday cocktails when she began to feel extremely ill. Mischa, who has been quite sick with bronchitis since traveling to Cannes, London and Paris the past several weeks, apparently didn’t get the memo — you can’t drink alcohol while taking antibiotics!”

Now I’m not saying Mischa is toking up in the above pic, but does that really look like a good cure for bronchitis?

Mischa Barton is at the top of my “still famous for no good reason” celebrity list. She is using every trick in the book to keep herself in the spotlight…except for actually, you know, acting. And these pics of Mischa’s shirt falling open outside of Boujis should definitely keep her at the top of the blogs for a while.

These are totally NSFW. This isn’t just a nipple slip, not a little side boob. We’re talking full on “here’s my left breast.” On the up side it’s not a bad little boobie, but seriously, would it have killed her to send her assistant out for some double sided tape before she decided to wear a shirt with no buttons?

Anyway, if you’re an MB fan, enjoy the closest thing we have so far to Mischa doing porn.

Mischa Barton says that although she is super skinny, she doesn’t have an eating disorder. But she doesn’t have any problem pointing an anorexic finger at Nicole Richie.

MSNBC has Mischa’s statement on the weighty matters:

“I am a normal weight. I understand the responsibility that comes with a role in a TV show that is watched by millions of teenagers … but the thing is that I am naturally this shape. I have a very fast metabolism and it is sometimes annoying when you are compared to people who are clearly not naturally that way. I am sensitive to people like Nicole (Richie) who have body issues, but I am always pretty much the same weight.”

If the fact that she’s a stick with boobs wasn’t annoying enough, she has to go and use that “I’m just naturally skinny” line. If she had added that she can eat whatever she wants and never gain a pound and how hard it is to find cute clothes in a size -2 (which must be true because look at those fugly jeans) I might have just reached into the computer and wrung her skrawny neck. Now where’s my ice cream?

My keen journalistic instincts have finally solved the great mystery of why traffic in LA sucks. You may think it has to do with too many cars, rotten public transportation and not enough freeways, but you would be wrong. Here’s your real answer…celebrites driving while smoking pot.

Now Mischa Barton may not actually be smoking a joint in these pics. It could be a carefully hand-rolled herbal cigarette, but either way she should really have both hands on the wheel…that’s just basic highway safety.

Mischa Barton’s publicist has finally caught up with gossip and has admitted that Mischa and Cisco Adler have broken up. Apparently love isn’t stronger than the rampant embarassment of having the entire world know that your beau is hung like a worn out Stretch Armstrong doll.

After an initial are they or aren’t they debate, US Magazine makes the “official” announcement:

“Mischa and Cisco have decided to part ways,” says the actress’ rep. “Mischa is moving east soon and they both have very demanding schedules.”

On Wednesday, Us Weekly broke the news that the former O.C. star and the rocker had ended their romance, but then false reports surfaced claiming the couple had not split. “They are fine – very happy together,” a rep for Contango Records, the label that handles Adler’s band, Whitestarr, reportedly said.

Deny it all you want, Mischa. You know it was the balls.

Miscah Barton and Cisco Adler are denying reports that they have split. Rumors of a break up started after the nastiest picture of a naked Cisco Adler surfaced on the internet.

Cisco told US Weekly:

“Mischa wasn’t too excited, to say the least,” Adler tells the New York Observer in Wednesday’s issue. “I think it was actually worse for her than for me in some ways. So yeah, I’m gonna try to keep my pants on from now on.”

You know, its not the fact that Cisco ended up showing off his freakishly long balls to the world that should have prompted Mischa to pack her bags. She should have run screaming for the hills the first time this guy dropped his drawers.

If you want to see the offending pic, click on the naked thumbnail below. But be warned, this image will haunt your dreams…it’s just that wrong.

Mischa Barton has been busted (or butted) on two counts. One she’s wearing white tights with a black dress. And two, she’s wearing white tights without panties…and advertising it.

Isn’t this the kind of thing you do when it’s laundry day and all your underwear is dirty? Why bother with the tights? You know, that little patch of cotton on the seam doesn’t count as a thong.

But for all you Mischa Barton fans, which thankfully does not incude me, there’s her rear end looking like Casper the Friendly Ghost. Boo!

Mischa Barton is concerned that her new movie, Guilty Pleasures, may not go over too well with certain audiences in the United States. I couldn’t agree more with her… there’s plenty of people in this country who would bang the crap out of their own sister but if someone shows a titty in a movie, would flip out. Regarding this, Mischa said:

"There’s no nudity for me - although there is for others. I don’t know how it’ll go down in some areas of America, which can tend to be quite conservative about sex scenes in films. I just found it passionate and full of life."

I’m sure you all remember what Mischa Barton used to look like in a bikini before she dropped like 50lbs. in a month. She was almost a butterball.

Now that she weighs like 90lbs. and looks more like a Hollywood chick, she should take care of some problem areas like the back of her legs. Geez, don’t they have surgery for that?

We are trying to figure out what is going on with Mischa Barton lately that she’s continuously giving glances of her charms to the paparazzi. I’m no expert, but I think that lack of food causes people to stop thinking (providing they ever did in the first place). It also causes dresses to hang on your body instead of actually dressing it, since there is no meat to cling to.

Whatever the cause, the fact is that miss Barton has given a look of her panties to everyone who was watching outside the London club. And this blog is passing on the goodies to you. Enjoy!

For those who are into almost famous and totally anorexic girls, these photos of Mischa Barton may get some juices flowing.

The skinny blonde was seeing at the Serpentine Gallery’s Summer Party with her nipples trying to escape from her designer dress. It could be that the dress belongs to someone heavier and Mischa borrowed it for the party, therefore the nipple slip off, or may be she’s trying to become the next Tara Reid.

Who knows with these upcoming gals anymore?