Naomi Campbell

Naomi Campbell wants us to think she’s a nice, normal, ultra-rick supermodel with Mike Tyson’s temper. According to the New York Daily News, Naomi showed her fun side fun when she introduced the Pussycat Dolls at their Cipriani Wall Street Concert Series show on Tuesday. The oh-so playful Naomi reportedly said:

“I invite you all to please put your phones away - off the table - so I can’t get to them.”

What a cheeky supermodel. Of course what they didn’t say is that everyone in the audience laughed nervously as they tried desperately to figure out if Naomi would go all Incredbile Hulk on them if they really did put their phones away.

Naomi Campbell has stabbed MTV in the back. Not literally, and that’s important to note because when Naomi and some form of violence are used in the same sentence you can never be sure. But this time its strictly metaphorical. Naomi has effectively killed a reality show that was going to follow the tempermental super-model’s search for a new personal assistant.

From The New York Post:

The music network was set to start shooting a reality show called “The Minion” with Campbell on Friday, which would have followed the garbage-lugging lunatic in her search for a new (and presumably pugilistic) assistant. But it had to cancel the show when Campbell stopped returning calls. “Producers were on the phone with her all the time, setting up the show with her and her manager - but then last week MTV stopped getting their calls returned,” our source said. “The show is pulped. They don’t understand why Naomi won’t call back.” An MTV rep said, “The show is still in production.” But Jeff Raymond, Campbell’s latest rep, e-mailed, “That is not true. There is no show.”

Maybe Naomi finally figured out that anything caught on tape could be usd against her in a court of law. Cause there was no way she was going to get through that show without smacking somebody with her purse, cell phone, stiletto or a small child who happened to be passing by.

Supermodel and super cell phone tosser, Naomi Campbell has served her time. The tempermental catwalk-er was sentenced to five days of community service at the New York Sanitation Department for hitting her maid in the head with a phone.

Naomi was rocking the designer duds while she swept the floor…and maybe for good reason. Rumor has it that the bad girl of stilettos and pouts was passing the time by flirting with another court ordered mop jockey. Naomi even reportedly gave the unidentified gent a ride home in her Escalade.

Now there’s romance. Eyes meet over a bucket of dirty water, a stolen kiss behind the dumpster, a quickie on the loading dock. A broomstick to the face if the guy falls asleep. Hey it is Naomi, that girl aims for the head.

The world’s most dangerous supermodel reported for her community service clean-up duty. Naomi Campbell even brought a sturdy pair of work boots when she showed up to do penance for her nasty habit of smacking around the help.

From The Daily Mail:

Slung over her shoulder was a pair of tough-looking flat, clumpy boots, which she presumably planned to change into inside.

She chatted to a police official as he escorted her along the 150m driveway from the road into the huge building on Manhattan’s Lower East Side.

This may be one of the few times where he community service actually fits the crime. Naomi smacked the maid so now she’s sweeping floors. The only thing missing is some rich bitch with anger management issues following her around, screaming that she missed a spot and threatening to hit her with a telephone.

So it’s against the law to actually feed people to lions anymore, but apparently it just dandy to feed them to Naomi Campbell. MTV is giving the assault prone super-diva her very own reality show. We can only hope that everyone on set is issued a helmet and a restraining order.

From Female First:

Supermodel Naomi Campbell is to star in an MTV reality show which shows her searching for a new PA. The supermodel is determined to rid of herself of her temperamental persona with personal assistants.

Naomi’s last six assistants have quit because of her violent temper. The catwalk beauty has been accused of assault by two previous assistants - and physical and emotional attacks by another.

Given the choice between auditioning for this show or a show called “Running with Scissors while Balancing Hot Coffee on Your Head and Being Chased by Rabid Rhinos,” I’d pick the scissors, coffee and rhinos…there’s less chance of bodily injury.

Naomi Campbell has a new punching bag. Nope, she hasn’t hired another maid, she’s got a new man. Terrence Howard is willing to risk life and limb by hooking up with the violence prone super-model.

From The New York Daily News:

Now a source tells me the two plan to “come out” as a couple on Oscars night. “Naomi’s new main squeeze is Terrence,” says the snitch. “They are making their debut as a couple this weekend and will attend all the Oscar parties together.”

There is only answer Terrence needs to know in this relationship and it goes like this. “Yes, Dear. You are absolutely right. You are the Empress of the universe and still the most beautiful woman ever created. I am not worthy to lick your leather boots. Please don’t hurt me.” And if he’s ever late with her latte…well, I hope he knows how to duck and cover.

Naomi Campbell was trying hard to make people forget her string of criminal charges as she worked the catwalk in Warsaw, Poland during the Agnieszka Maciejak fashion show. Bet you didn’t know Poland was a hot spot for haute couture. Naomi received rave reviews for her walk-pose-turn-walk work on the runway.

Well, of course she did! Everyone there was probably afraid the assistant bashing supermodel would stab someone with her stiletto if they complained!

Celebrity Rumor’s award of the year for 2006’s Worst B*tch has been earned by Naomi Campbell! This royal pain in the arse has been sued again, this time by another former maid who says the model viciously assaulted her while calling her a dumb Romanian. The lawsuit by Gaby Gibson calls Campbell a "violent super-bigot."

The lawsuit papers read:

"Campbell either kicked or punched the back of Gibson’s head … while yelling discriminatory comments"

Of course, she’s got too much money to go to jail for this… Try kicking or punching someone’s head and see what happens to you!

Naomi Campbell is once again in trouble with the law.

British police arrested the supermodel on Wednesday for allegedly assaulting her drug counselor. The alleged victim made a formal complaint and Campbell was detained. A spokesman for Campbell reportedly told a British newspaper, “We believe there has been a misunderstanding. Once police have investigated we are sure this will be resolved satisfactorily.”

The incident is not the first time this year that Campbell, who has a history of anger management issues, has run afoul of the law. In July she was arrested in London after causing a disturbance outside of the home of her ex, multi millionaire Dubai playboy Badr Jafar. And three employees have claimed she attacked them physically. Campbell was charged with second-degree assault in March for allegedly throwing a cell phone at housekeeper Ana Scolavino.

Naomi Campbell failed to show up for her court date this week, which sent the judge in a twist of fury, threatening with arresting her if she doesn’t appear for her next court date. The former supermodel faces charges of second-degree assault for attacking her housekeeper, and if convicted, could receive up to seven years in prison.

According to NYC prosecutors, Campbell threw a cell phone at her housekeeper, hitting her on the back of the head and causing her a wound that required four stitches. Dang! Naomi must be practicing for the next playoffs, because cell phones are quite light objects, and for one of them to cause such a wound on somebody they must be thrown at 100 miles per hour or so.

Documents filed in Manhattan Supreme Court show Naomi Campbell is being sued by former assistant, Amanda Brecker. Brecker alleges she was emotionally and physically abused during her time with the supermodel. She is seeking unspecified damages for "assault, battery, intentional infliction of emotional distress, reckless infliction of emotional distress and false imprisonment," the suit says.

This is the third suit filed by a former employee of Campbell’s. And something tells me it won’t be the last one. Knowing her temper and how she recently trashed her boyfriend’s yatch, I expect to see a lot more law suits in the near future.