Natalie Portman

Natalie Portman and Moby sitting in a tree…

Page Six says, “I guess in some people’s eyes, [nerds] might be mildly sexy - and, as a nerd, I’m certainly happy to enjoy some of the effects of that. But as far as the very brief affair that I had with Natalie, it’s made me a target of a lot of nerd wrath,” the techno-whiz tells next month’s Spin. “You don’t date Luke Skywalker’s mom and not have them hate your guts.”

Don’t nobody know my troubles but God!!! Moby? A nerd? Never. I think these super hot chicks like Natalie Portman do this crap on purpose, just to make halfway decent losers like myself feel even worse about my weekends. I mean, it is Friday, why not stomp out my heart with your wicked heels Natalie.

I don’t know how much of a nerd that Moby actually qualifies as though. I mean, he is rich. Money does make the world go round and chicks dig dudes with a bankroll. Plus he has that artist thing going for him. He actually gets a free pass to abuse drugs and hook up with other chicks, just because he has record labels after him.

(No Comments) | Posted on 02/22/2008, filed under Natalie Portman

Natalie Portman and Scarlette Johansson are both really hot.

So Natalie Portman looked a bit more doable than Scarlette Johansson at their new movie premier in London, The Other Boleyn Girl. Remember, they have been seen a lot lately, here is Scarlette Johansson and Natalie Portman looking hot on the morning show in New York the other day. Like I said in my other post, I wish they were doing a lesbian adult film. That would be awesome. I have a feeling this new movie is going to suck. Most movies with only female leads tank at the box office.

Hey, it’s just a fact, I didn’t make that up.

More Scarlette Johansson and Natalie Portman pictures.

(No Comments) | Posted on 02/20/2008, filed under Natalie Portman , Scarlett Johansson

Scarlett Johansson and Natalie Portman. Together.

Remember the first time you enjoyed peanut butter and chocolate together? How it was so fantastic and melted in your mouth? That is kind of how Natalie Portman and Scarlett Johansson are when they are together, except, they don’t end up in your mouth. Or my mouth, even though that is where I would love them to be.

I don’t really know what they were talking about, but this is from The Today Show. I was hoping these images came from The Vivid offices in The Valley. Where they were shooting Couch Confessionals part 1 with plans to make parts 2 through 2,013.

Ok, maybe that isn’t happening.

More Scarlett Johansson and Natalie Portman pictures. Together.

(No Comments) | Posted on 02/17/2008, filed under Natalie Portman , Scarlett Johansson

Natalie Portman, if the shoe fits…

If the shoe fits, then you are a diva. As was the case with Natalie Portman as she launched her new shoe line. She was 45 minutes late.

Page Six says, She gave 15 minutes of interviews before going back into hiding. Guests waited impatiently while sipping on Casa Lapostolle wines, which Portman chose because they are organic and biodynamic to go along with her vegan shoe line. The actress returned, reports a spy, “However, she showed up with only five minutes remaining before the party ended.”

So basically, people were forced to drink crappy wine and see crappy shoes and they didn’t even get to meet the queen bitch herself. How totally disappointing. Why are celebs automatically self-anointed to fashion lines? Like Paris? She has shoes as well. But even she shows up to pimp them out.

Maybe Natalie should take a page from the Paris Hilton launch party book. Or just make a sex tape, which would be a hell of a lot cooler.

Comment (1) | Posted on 02/14/2008, filed under Natalie Portman

Natalie Portman refresher

This is a picture of Natalie Portman at the premiere for her new movie Mr. Magorium’s Wonder Emporium in New York City. I’m not really posting this for any reason other than the fact that she’s so deathly pretty, and I thought you might need to look at something pretty after looking at the Amy Winehouse photo (below). So if you’re going to read the post about Amy after this, you might want to come back to this one afterwards. It’s sort of like smelling coffee beans after smelling bad perfume; it will cleanse your palette. And anyway, she’s just so nice to look at.

(No Comments) | Posted on 11/14/2007, filed under Natalie Portman

Natalie Portman is pretty (and nobody is surprised)

Parade magazine had to shove their foot in their mouth after wrongly reporting that Natalie Portman had regrets about filming a nude scene. In an attempt to grovel and beg for forgiveness, the magazine published a series of gorgeous pictures of Portman, in which it is blatantly obvious that she is way too pretty for the pages of such a crappy publication. And anyway, the woman looks good with no makeup and no hair � so how, exactly, does this make up for their libel?

Comment (1) | Posted on 10/31/2007, filed under Natalie Portman

Natalie Portman Does a Nude Scene

Personally, I don’t get all the hullabaloo about Natalie Portman. Sure she’s pretty enough, but every man with a penis that likes girls is all hot and bothered over Natalie’s newest short film Hotel Chevalier because Nat flashes her naked bottom and a little side boob.

Is it because she seems so aloof and untouchable? Is it some unshakable Star Wars fantasy like Princess Leia in the gold bikini? I mean here’s Natalie in some truly artistic work of movie magic and the only thing guys will be thinking is “Dude, that’s Luke Skywalker’s mom’s ass.”

Comments (3) | Posted on 10/17/2007, filed under Natalie Portman

Natalie Portman Does a Nude Scene

(No Comments) | Posted on 09/27/2007, filed under Natalie Portman

Natalie Portman goes back to the Mexican flavor

I just got wind that Natalie Portman is back with her ex-boyfriend, the Mexican actor Gael Garcia Bernal. The couple was spotted at a concert in London, where they French kissed repeatedly during the whole evening. The Sun reports:

"The petite beauty amazed partygoers at a SEU JORGE gig in London last night by spending the entire evening locking lips with her old flame.

Natalie split from MOTORCYCLE DIARIES star Gael in 2004, but judging by last night’s steamy display in Camden’s Roadhouse club, I doubt anyone else will get a look in.

My spy said: "They put on quite a show. They were all over each other all night. They did not care who saw, they had eyes only for themselves."

I understand her fascination for Latin men, but what ever happened to British billionaire Nathaniel De Rothschild?

(No Comments) | Posted on 11/17/2006, filed under Natalie Portman

Natalie Portman ss authentic and amazing!

She�s a true original in Hollywood among people claiming to be �true originals.

Natalie Portman is authentic and amazing, from her gutsy roles in movies to her immense talent. Besides her intelligence, she has remarkable style. It�s not something you would see in everyday Hollywood, she truly makes the clothing her own.

The great thing about Natalie is that she dresses like an adult. Since she graduated from Harvard, her wardrobe has taken on the post-college look. Usually, the wardrobe doesn�t consist of baggy t-shirts or ratty jeans.

Elegance is the theme in Natalie�s style and she keeps it simple while looking gorgeous. Attitude is also key. She also has a B.A. in psychology and speaks a plethora of languages. All in all she is way more than just a pretty face.

(No Comments) | Posted on 10/23/2006, filed under Natalie Portman

Natalie Portman finds love

Natalie Portman is dating British billionaire Nat Rthschild, whom she was seen having dinner with at Wilton’s restaurant in central London earlier this week.

Rothschild has been single since divorcing model Annabelle Nelson almost ten years ago, but thanks to Portman being in England filming The Other Boleyn Girl, he has found romance (may be love) again.

UK’s newspaper The Daily Mail reports:

"A casually dressed Natalie and a female friend pulled up in a chauffeured Audi at around 9pm and went into the restaurant. "Nat (Rothschild) arrived on foot five minutes later. After three hours Natalie came out with her pal, who was holding hand’s with Nat’s friend, and they got into her car. "A bit later, Nat ran down the street, jumped in next to Natalie and they all drove off."

(No Comments) | Posted on 10/13/2006, filed under Natalie Portman

Natalie Portman nipple slip

The guys at Egotastic have quite keen eyes, and have discovered some Natalie Portman nipple slips that nobody else had noticed. They are from the movie Close, that after being "cleaned up" of nudity, still managed to show the beautiful actress’ nipples.