Nicky Hilton

As far as Paris Hilton is concerned any party she attends is a party in her honor. Just as her sister Nicky.

From TMZ:

TMZ cameras caught up with a sparkly Paris Hilton as she helped celebrate her sister Nicky’s twenty-fourth birthday at Vegas Nightclub LAX on Friday night. When does this girl sleep?!

All eyes were supposed to be on Nicky, but Paris — still surprisingly extension-free — stood in the spotlight to give her lil’ sis a birthday shout-out. Then, for the rest of the night, Paris danced wildly on a couch — grabbing all the attention.

Is there some sort of rehab for attention whore-ism? Or do we just have to wait until Paris is old to give lap dances and has had so much plastic surgery that she can’t open her pie hole to steal the microphone anymore?

Looks like Paris Hilton is back to being a Vegas party whore. Paris and sister Nicky are reportedly trying to sell their get drunk and wave services to Vegas hot spots for New Year’s Eve.

From Page Six:

“Paris and [sister] Nicky are shopping their partying ways to Vegas at the price of around $500,000 - only they have the guts to ask for that amount - for a multiple-day New Year’s Eve bash. Paris will ‘party’ at a few spots and Nicky will bless the lucky host with a fashion show of her wares and model herself.” Our source says only Pure - which is so starved for publicity that it tried to host Lindsay Lohan’s 21st birthday and asked Britney Spears to show up - “may be coming all the way up to the asking price, although [the Hiltons] are so desperate now, they should be paying the clubs for good p.r., not the other way around.” Last year, Paris was demanding a mere $100,000 to host a New Year’s Eve bash.

Half a million dollars? Are you freaking kidding me? Then again, maybe Paris is going to use all of the money to build that half way house for female felons she promised. Oh yeah, I went there.

Nicky Hilton is the good girl of the tabloid cesspool that is the Hilton sisters, but Mama Hilton’s less troublesome girl has suddenly found herself in some legal hot water. The younger, less slutty of the sisters is being sued by a hotel developer for allegedly failing to publicize the Nicky-O hotels.

From the New York Post:

Nicky Hilton is gearing up to battle the developer who’s suing her for allegedly reneging on deals to promote Nicky-O hotels in Miami and Chicago. Robert Falor filed a suit in Illinois against the hotel heiress and her manager, Paul Fisher, claiming he subsidized a “lavish” lifestyle for them, including a Cadillac Escalade for Fisher, parties for Hilton and her friends and free plasma TVs for both. Nicky’s publicist, Elliot Mintz, told us, “There is much more here than meets the eye.”

Poor Elliot. This one must have caught him off guard. His red phone probably rang in the middle of the night and he immediately reached for his “list of excuses for Paris’ behavior” book only to find out that it was Nicky who needed damage control. With all this spin, I wonder if Elliot ever makes himself dizzy.

Oh look, the Hilton family Christmas photos have been released. What a heartwarming picture of family togetherness and sisterly love.

Sex-mad Paris is well-known for her lack of inhibitions. But even she was pushing back the boundaries when she posed for this sizzling set of snaps on a visit to the Playboy Mansion in LA. Paris, wearing stockings and suspenders and an animal-print basque, seems to be loving every minute of being captured bottom to bottom with Nicky, 23. Their feet are clamped on the roof of their limo as they soak up the limelight. In another shot Paris, 25, hugs and kisses her wide-eyed little sis - who is dressed in only a silky slip.

You know, usually if you want to see two women dressed like this and sitting ass to ass, you need to get invited to your fraternity brother’s bachelor party and bring wad of singles.

I don’t know what I was thinking, but at some point, I believed that Nicky Hilton was the normal person in her family. It happens that I was totally wrong (the normal one is still to be found) and she is as screwed up as every other rich bitch sporting the Hilton last name.

Just to prove it to you, let me show you these photographs, that were used as promotional material for the new hotel that is being built in Miami, and that Nicky lends her name to: the Nicky O.

Judging by these pictures, they should’ve named it the Nicky Oh Oh Oh instead.

Nicky Hilton has dumped her boyfriend of two years, Kevin Connolly, after she found out he had been unfaithful. May be he doesn’t like thin girls with cellulite, so he decided to try smoother bodies… The fact is that US Weekly reports:

"They’re no longer a couple," a Hilton rep confirms exclusively to Us Weekly.

Below, the most recent half-decent pictures of the smarter Hilton girl.