Nicolette Sheridan

The Nicolette Sheridan beach frolicking marathon continues and the pictures just keep rolling in. At least this time we have something to ooh and aww about. Her nipple, which I might add looks pretty good. If she could only stop making those weird faces while frolicking about the beach I might be able to stand the chick.

If she makes these kinds of faces while hitting warm Caribbean waters, imagine what her face looks like while I am making love to her. Sweet love. And yes, I said imagine me, not you, because I am probably better than you at pleasing milfs. I have a ton of experience.

Seeing that Nicolette is in the Caribbean are of St. Barts, it would be safe to assume that she has a very low tolerance for cold. Look at the pictures and decide for yourselves…

Yeah, I think she must be a bit desperate, considering the fact that their is a writers strike and before the her show was barely able to come up with 2 weeks of new stuff in a row. I mean heck, Desperate Housewives pretty much launched Grey’s Anatomy because DH was never new!

Nicolette is obviously frolicking for attention. I hate frolicking. It is so not becoming of women. It basically says I’m an attention ho!

I know she is old, but she just doesn’t look all that good to me. Some of it is likely fixable. Like her posture and her stupid looks while she is frolicking in the water. She used to be so hot. Remember Knots Landing? Stop it, my mom watched the show, not me. But I always loved Nicolette. Such fond boyhood memories I have.