Pamela Anderson

Dirty, Detroit rocker Kid Rock was grilled for naughty details by Howard Stern this week when he came on to promote his new CD, “Rock N Roll Jesus.” Without the uncomfortable gag ball of the FCC stuffed down his throat, Kid Rock expressed the freedom that only satellite radio can provide. Stern pressed for sexual details however the most interesting topic seem to overshadow the coitus conversations; apparently Pammy is crazy for animals. The rock star explained that during a marriage counseling session he urged Pam to tell the therapist what she had recently told him. Crazy Pam reportedly told her husband at the time that if there were an animal and a human drowning, she would save the animal. When the therapist asked Pam if this were true, her response shocked the therapist when she intimated that “animals are so innocent and people can be so mean.” According to Rock, the therapist had to remind Pam that her two children were in fact human.

So we all know that Pamela Anderson married Paris Hilton’s sex tape co-star Rick Salomon. And here are some of the details of the oh so classy and elegant Vegas vow swap.

From TMZ:

Pam and Rick — whom Anderson called “Scum” on her blog announcing their wedding — were married during the 90 minute break between Hans Klok’s magic shows at the Mirage, where Pam is his assistant. The wedding cake was made of out cardboard, because the baker didn’t have enough notice to make a real one.

And by the way, I have officially given Pam and Rick their celebrity couple nickname…Prick. Like it? I thought you would.

Pamela Anderson is now officially Pamela Anderson-Sleezebag…oops sorry…I mean Pamela Anderson-Salomon. Pammie has reportedly married sex tape star Rick Salomon is Las Vegas.

From TMZ:

Third time’s a charm? Blonde bombshell Pam Anderson wed sex tape prince Rick Salomon last night in Las Vegas. The two were married at the Mirage Hotel in a ceremony attended by Anderson’s kids, as well as celeb friends Tobey Maguire and Lukas Haas, reports People.

Anderson’s previously been married to rockers Tommy Lee and Kid Rock, and Salomon was briefly wed to “Charmed” witch Shannen Doherty. Rick is the “co-star” and producer of “One Night in Paris,” the Paris Hilton sex tape, from which he is said to have earned millions.

Wow, Tommy Lee, Kid Rock, and Rick Salomon…talk about great taste in men. How can I get Pammie to pick out my next boyfriend. I’m sure there’s a convicted rapist or part-time pimp somewhere in her rolodex she can fix me up with.

Kid Rock is not impressed with recent rumors that ex-wife Pamela Anderson might be pregnant. In fact, Kid says that Pam faked a miscarriage when he delayed a visit to the set of Pam’s movie up in Canada because he had Lakers’ tickets.

From People:

“I’m like, ‘Baby, I got these tickets. I’ll see you on the weekend there,’ and that leads into her saying, ‘You don’t care about me, blah blah blah,’ ” Rock says. “She finally comes up with this: ‘I just had a miscarriage’ … and hangs the phone up.”

In November 2006, Anderson’s then-publicist issued a statement confirming reports she had a miscarriage and asked that “everyone respect her privacy during this difficult time.”

But when Kid finally arrived in Vancouver, he didn’t like what he saw:

“She’s partying at this restaurant, drinking champagne, jumping on the tables. I’m thinking, ‘That’s a quick recovery from a miscarriage.’ “
Rock filed for divorce from Anderson a month later, ending their four-month marriage.

Well, what do you expect when you blow off your woman for a basketball game? Geez, dude. get your priorities straight. B-Ball or an aging sex symbol with hepatitis in another country?

So Pamela Anderson and her current sleeze reportedly picked up a marriage license in Las vegas, but didn’t actually swap I dos. Now one tab is saying that there may be a reason for Pam and Rick Salomon to pledge their std’s to each other. Pammie might be preggers.

From OK! Magazine:

“She definitely looks like she’s got a bit of a bump,” one source tells OK!. “And this wouldn’t be the first time Pam has rushed off to get married because there’s a baby coming.” The source is, of course, referring to the rumors that the Baywatch babe’s surprise 2006 marriage to Kid Rock happened after she’d been impregnated. While these claims have been denied by the actress, they were bolstered by the fact that she filed for divorce from Kid only 11 days after miscarrying their unborn child.

Aren’t her eggs all dried up by now? I mean if Pam’s face is that shrivled, shouldn’t her ovaries be closed for business?

I’m not exactly sure what you get when you cross pond scum with silicone, but I’m sure the government will want to use it for military purposes.

Update: Had to change the photos…copyright stuff, threats of lawsuits, that kind of thing.

Apparently since Pamela Anderson has hooked up with the sleezy Rick Salomon, the former Baywatch babe has gone into party overdrive and her wild ways are starting to worry some of her friends.

Here’s what the concerned buds told Page Six:

“She parties almost every night.”

“She drinks, she does stuff . . . and she’s got hepatitis C. Her liver is shot but she keeps living this crazy lifestyle. We don’t think she understands how serious this is. She has two kids and may not be around to see them grow up at this rate.”

You know, I totally forgot that Pammie has kids. She certainly hides the kids better than she hides her boobs.

Anyway, I’m sure we’ll all see exactly what Pam has been up to when Salomon releases the sex tape. Oh come on, you know he’s already made one…or two…or five.

Photo courtesy of Splash

Wow, how would you like to roll over in the morning and see that staring back at you? There just isn’t enough Listerine in the world to wash that taste out of your mouth. For those of you still staring at your monitors in disbelief that is indeed former Baywatch babe and Playboy Playmate Pamela Anderson.

Now check out Pammie with her war paint on in the pics below. See, this is why make-up artistis get paid so much in Hollywood. Freaking magicians.

Here’s a story for all of you die hard romantics out there. Pamela Anderson recently told Ellen DeGeneres that she met the current love of her life when he gallantly offered to pay off her gambling debt…in exchange for a ride on the Pammie Express. And you thought old fashioned romance was dead.

From SAWF News:

In a recent interview with talk show host Ellen DeGeneres, Anderson revealed she had fallen for a poker player who offered to pay off her $250,000 gambling debt for a night of sex. Anderson refused to name names, but candidly told DeGeneres that she eventually succumbed to the rich fan’s offer, explaining, “It worked out, I liked it. … I paid off a poker debt with sexual favors and fell in love. It’s so romantic.”

Wow, its just like Cinderella. If Cinderella was a whore and the Prince was a sleezebag who exploited women to get laid.

The rumor is that the guy in question is Rick Solomon, the same guy who played with Paris Hilton in her best selling sex tape. So you have to wonder…how long before his dick just falls off? Or jumps off. And really, would you blame the poor thing? Look where its been.

If anyone still cares about the Tommy Lee/Kid Rock/Pamela Anderson hepatitis infected love triangle, here’s the latest on the VMA throw down. Tattooed drummer Tommy Lee has apologized for getting in the mix up during the show.

Here’s Tommy’s verison of an I’m sorry (from tommylee.tv):

Yeah!! …..here I am minding my own biz having a great time with my friend Criss Angel (magician) and watching the MTV awards in the front row saying hello to all my friends……Pamela comes and sits on my lap who I love and adore….and also say hello to my friend Travis Barker and his wife!…..and i get a text from another friend P. Diddy and he says come sit with me…..and he’s sitting with Miss HOT Megan FOX so I go over and sit with P! Not a minute later and Alicia Keys starts her amazing performance….(”I apologize sweetie…..I had nothing to do with the timing and disrespect”)……back to the stupid-ness!!….so….. I get a tap on the shoulder from Kid Pebble…I stand up and embrace him with a semi hug and say “Hey dude…What up”?? He punches me in the face…..well if ya wanna call it that!?….more like a bitch slap!…….Wuss!! Anyway….i go to knock this jealous country bumpkin the f$%k OUT….and before I can have a meeting with my fist and his ugly ass mug ….security guards… grab me and haul my ass outta the award show! So I’m fine and of course leave to my room with police and owner of the Palm’s George Maloof……the rest is paper work and bullshit!… Anyway…… I would like to apologize to Alicia and George and MTV for the disrespectful bullshit caused by a piece of shit called Kid Pebble!!

So by “apologize” I mean he used up space on his website to take a virtual punch at Kid Rock. Which in his case is apparently the better option since he got bitch slapped in real life.

So apparently all the excitement at the VMA’s happened off camera. Pamela Andrerson’s ex Tommy Lee and her other ex Kid Rock reportedly got into an old man brawl in the audience during Alicia Keyes’ performance. Were they swinging their walkers?

From MTV:

According to eyewitnesses, Lee - sitting at the same table as Diddy - jawed at Rock as he made his way toward the Bad Boy CEO, with whom he was supposed to present the show’s final performance. It wasn’t clear exactly what Lee said to Rock, but apparently after his words, Rock slapped the drummer, according to eyewitnesses. Lee, one eyewitness said, attempted to fight back but, before he was able to land a blow, was punched in the face by Rock…Security quickly detained both men, with Lee being immediately removed from the venue. Rock, with his cigar still in his mouth, was held back momentarily until Lee left and calmly walked out alongside security. “I never hit nobody for nothing before,” Rock was overhead saying in the lobby of the casino. “I told him to shut the fuck- up.”According to a spokesperson for the Las Vegas Police Department, Rock was cited for misdemeanor battery for his assault on Lee. Rock was not detained or taken into police custody but was issued a summons. He’ll need to return to Vegas for a future court date, and if convicted, he faces a $500 fine and up to six months behind bars.”

So of course you have to think that they were getting it on over their shared love for red swimsuits and fake boobs. But is Pam really still worth fighting over? Maybe it was a fight over who would take her home…since Tommy Lee got the smackdown I guess he had to play the drowning victim while Pam ran around in slow motion.

Photo courtesy of Flynet

Hardly famous anymore blondes Denise Richards and Pamela Anderson are paying off the photogs they beat down during the filming of their “where is that movie anyway” film Blonde and Blonder. If you remember, Denise and Pam went totally ape shi** when they spotted these paps taking photos of them.

From TMZ:

In legal documents filed in L.A. County Superior Court and obtained by TMZ, Scott Cosman and Rik Fedyck agreed to drop their lawsuit against the ladies, in exchange for a confidential settlement. The two guys claimed they had “nightmares,” after Richards called them “f**king c**ksucker at least 12-15 times as well as scumbags, douche bags and paparazzi scum.”

In addition to swearing like a sailor whose shorts are too tight, Denise reportedly also tossed a lap top off a hotel balcony and squashed some old lady in a wheelchair. No word on what the geezer might get from the crazy celebrity apology fund.