Paul McCartney

Oh the joys of divorce, when you and your ex divide up your friends along with the books and dvds. In the Mills-McCartney split, it looks like Sir Paul got custody of Eva Longoria (whether he wants her or not).

ContactMusic.com has a story about a Heather Mills possibly doing a guest spot on Desperate Housewives. And Eva Longoria is not happy about it.

Cherry recently revealed he’d love to audition the estranged wife of SIR PAUL MCCARTNEY for a spot in the ABC series, saying, “If Heather Mills can act I’d be interested. It would be fascinating.” But regular Longoria was livid when asked if Mills would appear in the next season, saying, “Oh God no. Not at all. That’s crazy, it would be completely crazy. “If she did have a part I would be offended.”

Does Eva even know Paul or Heather? It’s one thing to help your college friend trash talk their ex and plot revenge when their marriage hits the skids. But its just not cool to fat mouth a peg legged golddigger when you don’t even know the people.

Besides, that’s my job.

US Weekly magazine reports that Paul McCartney’s divorce is due to some violent incidents between the singer and his wife:

"In court documents filed by Heather Mills, she claims that estranged husband Paul McCartney was physically violent towards her, took drugs and stopped her from breastfeeding their baby during their marriage. She says while in LA in November 2002, he grabbed her by the neck and pushed her over a coffee table. In May 2003 she claims he shoved her into a bath. In Aug 2005, he allegedly choked her after she accused him of smoking marijuana. In April 2006, the documents state, he tipped red wine over her; he then broke the wine glass and lunged at her with the sharp stem of the wine glass which cut Heather’s arm."

Dang! First Mike Tyson wants to beat up women and now Paul McCartney is accused to actually beating up his. What is this world coming to?