Peter Doherty

This guy is such a douche. Babyshambles singer and general waste of space Pete Doherty is so fu**ed up that he’s using a kitten as a drug buddy. That’s right, a kitten. His cat Dinger gave birth to a litter of kitties back in April and Pete has reportedly been getting his furry friends wasted. See… total douche.

From The Sun:

“One [kitten] in particular has borne the brunt of his drug abuse. Pete thinks it’s hilarious to get it wasted.

“It has lost some of its balance and takes huge risks jumping over things that are too high. It thinks it can fly. It’s really distressing to see.”

Well he’s in deep kitty poop now. The British cops may not be able to lock the loser up, but turning a kitten into a crack head will piss off the PETA people. And once those critter cuddlers hear about that kitty crack pipe they’ll be all over Pete’s track marked ass.

(But is it wrong that the mental image of a kitten that thinks it can fly is kind of funny?)

Perpetual rocker-wreck Pete Doherty is in rehab. I know, I’m shocked too. But the Babyshambles singer had a really bad week and ended up in Cloud’s House Rehab Center in Salisbury, England. I know, any week you end up in rehab is probably a bad week.

Pete was arrested (again) on suspicion of drug possession and then allegedly chased down photographer Cath Mead and smashed her camera.

Why do they even call it “suspicion of drug possession” with this guy? With Pete Doherty drug possession is pretty much a certainty. Anyway, the dude’s trying for sober. Fortunately, I believe in miracles…and straight jackets…so I have faith in him.

Chemically preserved rocker Pete Doherty has once again managed to escape jail. Though he was picked up by British cops, they didn’t get him to a judge quick enough so Pete turned loose.

From TMZ:

Doherty had been arrested around 2:30 AM Monday, after performing with his band Babyshambles at a festival. But, according to reports from the UK, Judge Susan Williams had to let him go, saying, “Anyone arrested for a breach of bail must be brought before the court and dealt with in a 24-hour period.”

See, I don’t think the Brits keep accidentally screwing the pooch when it comes to their most famous drug fiend. I think they’re doing it on purpose. They just keep hoping he’ll either overdose or accidentally check into rehab when he can’t find his hotel.

(photo courtesy of WENN)

Rocker and pharmaceutical wonder Pete Doherty was recently dumped by his now ex-girlfriend Kate Moss (for like the 20th time). But instead of moving on from the disaster prone relationship, Pete is using the media to try to win the skinny supermodel back to his needle tracked side.

From The Mirror:

[Pete] passionately declares: “I love her with all my heart. I like the way she walks and talks. I love her bones. I love her brain.”

Personally, I couldn’t care less about this relationship, but I just love the fact that some guy has the total lack of verbal inhibitors to actually say “I love her bones” about a ridiculously thin model. Cause let’s face it, there ain’t much else to this chick. That just makes me and my completely un-model like size 4 ass smile.

Kate Moss has her waif like knickers in a twist over the possibility that her ex-boyfriend Pete Doherty may sell tapes of the two of them doing the nasty. And I do mean nasty…have you seen either one of them recently?

From The Post Chronicle:

A source told Britain’s The Sun newspaper: “There are still some bits and pieces floating about of Pete with Kate. She has got rid of most of it. Six out of eight tapes have been destroyed.

“But she wanted to bury the lot before he could humiliate her by selling them or putting them on the internet.”

Eight tapes? Who makes an entire boxed set of sex tapes? Of course that’s really not as shocking as the fact Pete Doherty has gotten laid eight times.

Kate Moss has reportedly finally had enough with her walking reason to stay off drugs boyfriend Pete Doherety. The thoroughly starved model supposedly kicked Pete to the curb after learning that he had recently cheated on her with some South African chick.

From The Mirror:

The couple had a series of violent rows over the weekend during which he smashed a picture. A friend of the Croydon-born model said: “It is so over between Kate and Pete. She has brought in new security guards and Pete can’t get anywhere near. They had some terrible slanging matches over the weekend, some of the worst of their relationship. Kate is absolutely furious. She hates being made a fool of and gets incredibly jealous. She just won’t stand for infidelity.” Doherty, due in rehab on July 16, is said to be devastated at the split and even pledged to go into the drug clinic early in an effort to win Kate back.

That’s right. Kate doesn’t mind the arrests, the drugs, the hangovers or the public mockery, but don’t even think about diddling someone else.

Perpetually wasted rocker and more often than not boyfriend of Kate Moss Pete Doherty has pleaded guilty to drug charges. Now there’s a shocker. Have you seen this guy lately? The bigger shock would be if he showed up somewhere actually sober. Of course Pete probably thinks sober just means being able to walk upright without help.

From The Guardian Unlimited:

Shortly beforehand, Ms Lachhar [the judge] had issued a warrant for his arrest. “This is a court of law,” the judge said. “He should have been here at 9.30am, and he isn’t. I am giving a warrant with no bail.”

He pleaded guilty to charges of possessing quantities of crack cocaine, heroin, cannabis and ketamine - “quite a selection” of drugs, the judge said - and to two driving offences. He also admitted an extra charge of failing to appear in court without reasonable excuse.

This guy has so many chemicals in his system that if there was a nuclear war the only survivors would be the cockroaches, him and Keith Richards. And then Keith would look at Pete, point to a cockroach and say, “can we smoke that?”

Pete Dohety is best known for being the stoned guy Kate Moss totes around with her. Sure he’s also in the band Babyshambles but I think that’s really more of a hobby. Anyway, the raging crackhead didn’t do much to change his tattered public image in a recent inteview.

From PR Inside:

Pete Doherty has admitted he still smokes crack every day. Despite vowing to kick his cocaine habit for supermodel girlfriend Kate Moss, the Babyshambles rocker has blatantly flaunted his substance abuse. In an interview with the New York Daily News newspaper, Pete said: “I always stumble back on it sooner or later, even if it’s for half an hour a day.” The wild rocker even reportedly pulled out a crack pipe and lit up during the interview.

Because nothing breaks the ice in an interview quicker than “hey dude, want a hit?”

Well it looks like model Kate Moss and drug fiend boyfiend Pete Doherty have no plans to to give normal life a try. The co-dependant and drug dependant Brits were kicked out of the NME Awards last week for trying to get their swerve on in public.

A source told NME.com:

“Pete and Kate were trying to get into the premises’ toilets but they were removed by the bouncers and told to go back to their table.

Later they were both caught in a dark alleyway at the back of the building. So we got their own security guards to put them in a car and take them home.”

And you know when the bouncers found Kate and Pete’s security the guys were like “uh, no we don’t work for those freaks. We’re just here for the show. Really.”

Tongues are wagging that model Kate Moss may have married her drug fiend boyfriend, and Babyshambles singer, Pete Doherty in Thailand. Tell me that coupling doesn’t just scream happily ever after.

Kate Moss and Pete Doherty are set to have an official wedding this month after reports that they have secretly “married” in a Buddhist ceremony on a beach in Thailand.

The wedding was, by all accounts, a romantic affair, with Moss, 32, wearing f lowers in her hair as the couple exchanged vows on the island of Phuket.

I say skip the official wedding. Who cares if the marriage isn’t legal. I think all celebrities should go for the fake wedding. It will make the divorce so much easier. No need for pesky legalities or division of property. You get what you can grab when you pack.

One more thing, do you think they deliberately chose an island that looks like it could be pronounced F**k it?

Perma-junkie Pete Doherty has been arrested (again) for crack. His girlfriend (again) Kate Moss is said to be ready to give Pete an ultimatum (again)…dump the junkie friends or lose Kate forever (again). Color me surprised.

Seriously, is Pete trying to challenge Keith Richards for most drugged out rocker ever? Pete, the drugs work on Keith because he is a freaking legend…and apparently he cannot die. You aren’t that famous yet. So sober up and try to be known for your music instead of your track marks.

British newspaper The Sun informs us today that Kate Moss and Peter Doherty almost gave an X-rated show for teh other rehab patients at The Priory, the clinic where Peter is staying trying (for the 4,000,009,494th time to get rid of his drug dependancy). According to their article:

"My man on the inside at the clinic’s Southgate branch, in North London, said: “It happened between half six and seven o’clock on Sunday evening. There were a group of people attending a self-help group for the day. Because it was pleasant weather, their leader suggested they move things outside. But during their session they noticed a couple getting rather fruity on a nearby bench. They were kissing and groping each other. Hands were going up clothing and there was lots of groaning. They were practically having full-blown sex. Then people realised it was Moss and Doherty — her skinny blue jeans were the giveaway. But a second later the couple noticed they were being watched and pulled away.”

Because justice is not blind and celebrities get more breaks than every day people, Peter Doherty is not going to jail (at least for now) unlike any normal person would for 5 consecutive drug use violations.

"A custodial sentence of two to six months would be totally counterproductive," Magistrate Jane McIvor said. "It would undo all the very hard work by the professionals and yourself."

There you go, if you are famous and have a ton of money, the judges will try not to "undo" your hard work… how considerate!

The saddened mother of drug addicted rocker Pete Doherty has for the very first time spoken about her feelings. British newspaper The Sun reports:

Jackie Doherty, 52, says she first realised he had a problem when he turned up smashed to his gran’s funeral in 2003. Before that she admits to feeling “smug” about how Pete and his sisters Amyjo, 28, and Emily, 19, had turned out.

She says: “I remember being so proud of my children who were bright, upright citizens.”

Now she has to keep her mobile next to her in case he needs bailing out of trouble in the middle of the night. She said there had also been a rift with Doherty’s Army major dad Peter. He refuses to speak to his son.

Although Jackie has met Kate Moss only once, she says she and her son are in love.

Meanwhile, Doherty escaped jail yesterday after his lawyer claimed prison would wreck his rehab and his career.

The Babyshambles singer was released on bail so he could play at an upcoming gig which his lawyer Sean Curran insisted was crucial to his recovery.

Doherty, 27 — charged last Thursday — pleaded guilty to five counts of possessing heroin, crack cocaine and cannabis. He was freed on condition he lives at a rehab clinic.