Whatever, it just can’t be right. It has become my obsession. I realize Sean Penn is rich, but really, Petra Nemcova seems out of his league. What has he even done lately? I am Sam? Well, I am pissed. Seeing that pregnancy is the Hollywood trend, this relationship is becoming dangerous. If she ends up pregnant, I may kill myself.
Lets really examine this.
Here is Sean Penn at his finest.
Ok, now here is Petra Nemcova at her finest. Thoughts?
 
When I say Douchebag, I mean Sean Penn.
Oh well, this was bound to happen at some point. She is megahot, so it only makes sense that she would go out and find the douchiest possible guy she can and flaunt him around town. With her breast out no less.
I think the American Medical Asssociation should term this as a disease. It isn’t normal. It’s almost like when these girls get to a certain degree of hot, there mind automatically generates fantasies of flaunting douchebags around town.
Not cool. Well, it would be cool if somehow someway I could end up in the role of the douchebag. Unfortunately, I am somehow below even that pathetic status.
I can’t catch a break.
More Petra Nemcova and Sean Penn, douchebag pictures
 
These pictures for from the La Senza Lingerie company. Um, yeah, good move hiring Petra Nemcova as your spokesmodel. This pretty much insures that their product will be all over every guy’s PC wallpaper from here to Hong Kong. She is simply gorgeous. I mean, this is perfection.
Didn’t James Blunt dump her? Good call dude….whatever….
 
I really hate the USA. Like seriously. Eastern Europe is where its at. You might remember that Petra survived the Tsunami, so she is totally durable. I like her tilted head, innocent smile, big breast look in the picture above.
Here are some more Miss Czech, Petra Nemcova pictures.
 
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Here’s Petra Nemcova looking hot at some swanky shindig. But what I love about these pictures is the fact that they could be an advertisment for the wonders of double sided tape. She is so tightly stuck to her dress that when her top falls open, the boob goes with it. If she wasn’t wearing more tape than a Christmas present, her ta-tas would have spilled onto the champagne tray. And look how none of the people she’s talking to are even trying to let her know that she’s pushing the limits of sticky physics. I guess at those classy parties you aren’t supposed to grab someone breast and shove it back into their dress. |
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Hottie model Petra Nemcova and elevator music singer James Blunt have called it quits. Rumors abound that James has hooked up with relationship toxin Lindsay Lohan and his bunkmate downgrade caused the kaput with Petra. Can you imagine Petra finding out that she was being two-timed with Lindsay Lohan? I like to imagine that when Petra found out that James had crossed over to the Firecrotch, she just started laughing and said “have fun and wear a condom.” |
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It’s ok to be a fan of British singer James Blunt and super sexy Petra Nemcova, just do it from a distance. One autograph seeker is nursing a squashed foot after James and Petra reportedly ran over his foot as they were leaving a pre-Oscar party. From E! Online: The sensitive Brit singer was involved in a car accident in Los Angeles early Saturday while leaving a pre-Academy Award bash in which his car ran over the foot of a male bystander. Whatever the 32-year-old ex-soldier’s role, neither he nor his girlfriend passenger, model Petra Nemcova, reportedly suffered any injuries. The same can’t necessarily be said for the man whose foot was on the receiving end of the vehicle. While the man has not been formally identified, several reports peg him as an autograph-hunter. And of course the kicker in the story is that James and Petra didn’t stop to see if the guy was ok. To which he would have responded “no, I’m not ok, you just ran over my f**king foot! And hey, can I have your autograph?” Now who do you think this the guy called first, an ambulance or a lawyer? |
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"Rumours got back to Petra that James had been partying with loads of gorgeous girls in Ibiza over the summer. They had a huge row during London Fashion Week last month and now it is all over." According to close friends, the singer is desperate to work things out with Petra, but the 27-year-old model is unsure whether she can trust him again. The source added: "She’s agreed to meet him a couple of times to try to work things out but it isn’t looking good." |
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"I went through so many diets in my life. I’ve been very, very skinny. I’ve been a size zero but I’m naturally more curvy. I ate just vegetables, carrots, tomatoes. I went from a just-protein diet to just eating apples to eating no carbs. I took laxatives. I went through all of it just to be able to model." Who would’ve thought it? And here I am, believing all along that all these 6 feet tall women were naturally 70 pounds! |
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The Britain’s Mail reports today that Petra Nemcova has dumped her boyfriend James Blunt for cheating on her. Good! To begin with he was too short for her, and now, he dares cheat on one of the hottest supermodels in the world? What is he thinking? Actually, was he even thinking?
After the Madrid Fashion Week banned supermodels who seems imported right out of a Masai tribe, Petra Nemcova tells People magazine that she is naturally curvy but has gone through hell to get herself down to a size zero.
