Pink

So singer Pink is running around in a bikini and oh my butch, check her out. I’m a little worried that she’s been sampling the testosterone pills at the local GNC. Girlfriend is getting scary…scarier.

I think the top is the only way we can identify her as a chick anymore. Between the tats, the oddly masculine looking muscles, her way square jaw and that whole “I can kick your ass” strut, she might make a fairly hot guy. The only thing working against her is that fact that she’s, you know, a girl.

Chances are you have never thought of Pink naked. If you have, the thought probably scared you, as you didn’t know you were such a dirty pervert.

And here is another reason to be scared when putting the words Pink + Naked together. (Blame it on Bryan Adams, who took the pictures. I had nothing to do with it.)

Pink has issued a statement on behalf of Mel Gibson, supporting him and stating her understanding for his situation. The blonde singer said:

"I’m a fan of his work. I think anybody with opinions like that needs well-wishing. And I’m Jewish. Alcohol makes you do crazy things."

For a girl that pisses on the side of the road, I’m surprised! That is a pretty smart thing to say. I think I like her

According to SonyMusic.com:

"Brutally honest, ‘Stupid Girls’ shreds everything Pink hates about superficial pop culture and how it affects young girls’ self-image. It is a challenge to women everywhere to seek better role models than the "porno paparazzi girls" with their "itsy bitsy doggies and their teenie weenie tees", that our culture celebrates on TV and in magazines."

Yep, I agree… except that this better role model was just caught peeing from the side of her car.