Richie Sambora

Aging rock star and lover of Hollywood hotties Richie Sambora is back in rehab. The Bon Jovi guitarist has reportedly checked into the Cirque Lodge rehab center in Utah.

From TMZ:

This is the second time this year Sambora’s been to rehab. This past June, after the traumatic break-up of his marriage to Heather Locklear and his split from girlfriend Denise Richards, Sambora spent a week at the UCLA Medical Center in Los Angeles.

And you know who else is hanging at the Lodge…that’s right Lindsay Lohan. Hmmm…Richie Sambora around an attractive actress and Lindsay Lohan around a musician. Sounds like a recipe for sobriety and chastity to me.

Old pics of Richie and the last girl who dumped him.

Bon Jovi guitarist Richie Sambora is hopping on the rehab train. Heather Locklear’s ex-husband and Denise Richards’ ex-boyfriend has checked into a treatment center.

His spokesman issued this statement (from Reuters):

“Richie Sambora has entered an undisclosed treatment facility in Los Angeles. He asks that you respect his and his family’s privacy at this time.”

No word yet on how this will affect Bon Jovi’s new tour. If that tour has to cancel there will be thousands of soccer moms who still know all the words to Livin’ on a Prayer sobbing through their eyeliner and blue mascara. But who am I to judge? I’ve had that song stuck in my head since I started writing this post. Bon Jovi rocks!

And since no one takes pics of just Richie, here are old photos of one of his happy memories.

Denise Richards and Richie Sambora have split. Wait, were they still together? I am so over that whole Heather Locklear dumped Richie Sambora who then hooked up with Heather’s BFF Denise Richards who ditched her hubby Charlie Sheen to lock lips with Sambora which pissed off Heather who then reportedly cozied up to pocket pal David Spade in what can only be called the worst rebound idea ever.

Anyway, the only couple left in that love trapazoid has gone kaput. US Magazine has the scoop:

“They broke up two months ago, back in March, but they have remained close friends.” When asked what caused the breakup, the rep answered: “Timing.”

Hmmm…don’t care. Not even a little bit. Let me know when charlie Sheen starts dating David Spade, then I’ll take an interest again.

When it comes to super rebounders Denise Richards and Richie Sambora, Jon Bon Jovi is not a fan. The rock star is making his feelings towards Yoko…sorry Denise very clear.

From Yahoo News:

Jon Bon Jovi reportedly hates band mate Richie Sambora’s girlfriend Denise Richards, and wants to ban her from joining the group on tour. Singer Jon is said to be fed up with the ‘Wild Girls’ actress distracting the guitarist and has made it clear to Richie he prefers it when she is not around.

“Bon Jovi the band is literally just Jon Bon Jovi. Everyone else is an employee, like a member of staff,” he added.

I grew up worshipping Jon Bon Jovi (yes, I was that girl) so as far as I’m concerned Denise should hit the bricks. I don’t care how pop Jon has gone, I’d still toss my panties on stage for him.

Is she or isn’t she? That is the burning question in these Denise Richards pictures. Is she putting on suncreen or is she snorting booger candy?

Me, I’m going with the sunscreen theory. Not because I have any love for Denise Richards, and sure, she could be a coke head, I’m not debating that. But she isn’t doing a line here, and I can prove it.

Clearly, Richie Sambora couldn’t care less about what Denise is up to and there’s your proof. The man is a rock star. If there were drugs around he’d be the first nose up to the vial. It’s in the rock star code of ethics. Apparently getting fat and pasty is ok, too.

Note to self, if I ever have two children and one day get the urge to flash my lower lips…reconsider. Note to Denise Richards, get a bigger swim suit, or keep your legs together. Because there is no way to tone that area. I swear, it looks like her va-jay-jay is trying to eat its way out of her bikini shorts. Click on the thumbs for the uncensored version. Very scary and very, very wrong.

Oh and note to Richie Sambora, sunscreen. Lots and lots of sunscreen.

Denise Richards and Richie Sambora have been spotted playing on the beach. Denise is looking pretty goodsans Charlie, but Richie is looking…well like an aging rock star.

You know, I didn’t really get it when Richie and Heather Locklear got married and I don’t really get this one either. All I can say is that the best way to get hot women is to be a rockstar. Because without the guitar and the money, Richie wouldn’t even be able to park Denise’s car.

Two of the four people (or five if you count David Spade) involved in the Locklear/Sambora/Richards/Sheen divorce circus may be getting married soon. Rumors has it that Denise Richards and Richie Sambora are planning to pledge their undying love in Italy this summer.

From All Headline News:

Denise Richards and Richie Sambora are planning to marry in Italy this summer.

Denise and Richie caused a storm when they began dating shortly after the rocker separated from his wife and Denise’s close friend actress Heather Locklear last April.

You know given the name calling, laptop smashing, almost stalking that went on with the divorces, a quiet wedding is a let down. Where’s the crazy ex-wife crashing the party? The drunken ex-husband storming the church and holding everyone hostage? Come on Heather, don’t you remember anything from your Melrose Place days?

Actually, where is Charlie Sheen while all this is going down? Denise and Richie hopped into bed, Heather rebounded with the blonde leprechaun David Spade. Charlie Sheen is the guy with the penchant for prostitutes and gambling and he’s the only one maintaining his dignity. What’s wrong with that picture?