Rob Lowe

If you are into racism and sexual innuendo accusations.

TMZ says, A former Lowe nanny has filed new legal papers, reiterating her most shocking claim — that when she tried to call in sick to work one day, Sheryl Lowe yelled the reason for her illness was “she got strep throat from sucking n****r d**k. I mean black d**k.”
“At the time,” Boyce says, “I was dating an African-American man.”

Wait, I’ve seen this movie that Sheryl speaks of. First, an african american plumber shows up and then the maid, Laura, says that her pipes are clogged. Then, yeah, the black plumbers starts prodding the pipes. The movie is actually excellent, mostly due to the “edge of your seat” plot.

Where do I apply for a job working for the Lowes?

That’s if you believe everything you read on the internet. And I do. So I believe it. Plus, I have always found that chef’s are highly trustworthy. Look at Rachel Ray, wouldn’t you believe every word that came out of her mouth? Anyways, here’s the goods. Take them with a grain of salt (wow, that was really witty).

TMZ says, James Maclear says he worked for the Lowes as a chef from June to December 2005. In that time, he claims Jessica Gibson had an “overtly flirtatious manner.” He says within hours of meeting her she “changed into hot pants and was laying on the kitchen floor with her legs open in a very suggestive manner.”
He also says Gibson aggressively pursued him — on several occasions telling him “she was very horny” — even though he told her he had a girlfriend. He says once at a friend’s birthday party Gibson paraded around a pizza joint singing the Pussycat Dolls’ “Don’t cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me” directly to his girlfriend.

Here is some pictures of Rob Lowe in Hawaii.

 

Man, her high-powered attorney sure looks like if she wasn’t attorneying, she would be a lesbian gym coach.

People says, “I’m sure [Jamie] thinks if only she could go back and change things she would. But, she can’t – there’s no point regretting the past,” says Jim Gibson. “No one in the family wants her to think that way. What’s done is done.
“She was happy to get out of there. She couldn’t take it anymore. Nothing really bad happened like it did with Jessie, but Jamie was overworked and couldn’t stand it,” he says.

What bad could have happened? You probably lost an awesome job. You had every opportunity in the world to sleep your way to the top of Hollywood’s socialite crowd, and this is how you handle it?

Dumb girl.

At least according to his employees that are said to have been around throughout much of his waking life.

People says, Lowe’s estate manager, Carol Andrade, defended the actor in a written declaration provided to Lowe’s legal team and obtained by PEOPLE: “Jessica never told me … that Rob ever said or did anything that she found inappropriate or offensive or that made her feel uncomfortable … or made sexual advances toward her.”
Having worked with the Lowes in other capacities off and on for about 12 years, Andrade explained that Gibson voluntarily quit her nanny position twice over the last few years, but returned to the Lowes “on good terms.”

“[In the past four years working for Rob], I have never seen him make any sexual advances toward any other woman or act inappropriately, offensively or disrespectfully toward any woman,” Dynof stated. 

A far cry from his sex tape scandal from his younger days? Rob Lowe is all grown up and now finally understands how to properly bribe people. Just kidding, of course. I can only imagine that this girl is the biggest tramp from here to Bangladesh. She’s just looking for a payday, doesn’t appear now that she is going to get it.

Back to the drawing board, tramp.