Rosie O’Donnell

I’ve always known Rosie O’Donnell was kind of crazy, but whenever I read her pseudo-poem blogs, I start to worry that she’s going to wind up in a clock tower armed with a megaphone and volumes of bad haiku.

Anyway, Rosie has apparently picked out her next public celebrity fued buddy because yesterday she posted a new “poem” and smacked Paula Abdul around a bit. At least I think it was an insult.

From Rosie’s blog:

right now
paula abdul would yell action
and the result would be
what we all see

hey paula
we cringe
at r selves
thru u

Crazy fight! How fun! It’s like two mental patients going to blows over which one of them is really Eleanor Roosevelt and which one is a total poser.

Looks like The View may be replacing one fat, loud mouth with another fat, loud mouth. Rumors of who wil replace the exiting Roise O’Donnell have been flying fast and furious since she announced her firing…sorry…quitting on-air last week. And the current front runner for the blabbing job, Roseanne Barr.

From TMZ:

With Rosie on her way out in just a couple months, the brassy Barr has emerged as the candidate to beat, says the New York Post, though Joan Rivers, Whoopi Goldberg, Kathie Lee Gifford, and Connie Chung are also in the running. With Rosie leaving, says an ABC source, “they’re missing strong personalities, and that’s what they’re going to need if they want to keep it going.”

By “strong personalities” do they mean obnoxious women with annoying voices? Seriously, don’t you feel sorry for Barbara Walters right about now? Babs could have a more intellectual discussion with a howler monkey…and she wouldn’t need her ear plugs either.

Rosie O’Donnell loves attention and she’s back to using her does-anyone-care-anymore feud with Donald Trump to keep the spotlight shining in her direction. Rosie recently hosted the Matrix Awards in New York and used the crowd of 2,000 influential women at the Women in Communications luncheon to try out some new Trump-bashing jokes.

From Page Six:

The loose-lipped lesbian dropped the F-bomb as Barbara Walters lowered her head on the dais and covered her face with her hand. O’Donnell concluded a rant about Donald Trump by grabbing her crotch and shouting, “Eat me!”

O’Donnell also said she was sad when Trump called her “disgusting” and “fat” because, “it was always my dream to give an old, bald billionaire a boner.”

What a class-act. The audience included Sen. Hilary Clinton, Ariana Huffington, Nora Ephron and former Apprentice uber-boss Martha Stewart. And I’m sure watching Rosie grab her nether-region didn’t spoil their appetites at all.

I could have posted pictures of The Donald, but I thought you would prefer pics of his hot daughter.

Just like his buildings and his hair, Donald Trump may be taking this Roise O’Donnel feud a bit too far. Proving that he doesn’t know when to quit, The Donald is dragging Barbara Walters into his overexposed anti-Rosie campaign.

From TMZ:

Donald Trump says that Barbara Walters called Rosie O’Donnell a “pig” in a phone conversation and that “she won’t be [at “The View”] for long.”
Trump sent a letter to Rosie O’Donnell this morning alleging that he and Babwa had a conversation about the Trump-Rosie hostilities while Babwa was on vacation. Trump says that, according to Walters, “working with [Rosie] is like living in hell” and, “Don’t worry, she won’t be here for long.” What’s more, Trump says that Walters advised him, “Donald, never get into the mud with pigs.”

This was entertaining for a day or so, but time’s up. Donald got his free publicity for the debut of The Apprentice (don’t tell me that thought never crossed his calculating mind). Ok, the show’s on, people watched…not me, but other people I’m sure. Now give it a rest already.

He has been so obnoxious lately that Roise O’Donnell is starting to look like the classy one. And that takes work, my friends.

The Donald’s daughter is ready to defend her daddy. Ivanka Trump is throwing her two million cents into the Donald Trump vs. Rosie O’Donell publicity grabbing mess.

Ivanka has this to say about Rosie’s accusations:

“I think it was unfair, it was uncalled for and, quite frankly, there was no reason for it…As my father said, she, too, has had a lot of second chances. You know, there’s nothing surprising about the fact that my dad’s gonna come back with a vengeance anytime anyone says anything negative against him.”

Well no kidding. Rosie fired a slingshot and Donald came back with a bazooka. And I don’t mean the nasty gum with the cartoons. He called her fat and then threatened to steal her lesbian girlfriend. That’s a very big boom, my friends.

Of course Rosie shouldn’t try to take on Ivanka. That’s just not fair. She should stick with men her own size.

The Rosie and Donald feud has gone to the next level…blogs. At least the battle between these two annoying voices has gone to the written word so I don’t have to listen to either of them anymore. Fingernails on a chalkboard people…both of them.

People reports:

O’Donnell said on The View she would give her reaction to the whole situation - then simply looked at the camera and grimaced. But she clearly had more to say.

In response, Trump told the New York Post, “Rosie got mentally beaten up by me, because she’s a mental midget, a low-life. I think she’s got a death wish. It’s too bad a degenerate is able to get away with things like that.”

I have a compromise. Put them both in the Miss America pageant. Donald would get to know what it feels like to be treated like a piece of meat and Rosie would get to understand what it feels like to be a woman.

The battle between Donald Trump and Rosie O’Donnell is escalating and the insults are flying. It’s always fun to see The Donald lose his cool and since The Apprentice hasn’t been around to watch lately, seeing Donald rip into Rosie is like a heroin fix for me.

In case you have missed the unfolding feud, here’s a quick recap. Miss USA started acting like a tramp and Donald (who owns her ass) refused to fire her. They held a joint press conference where they were tears and apologies and exile to rehab.

On The View Wednesday morning, Rosie decided to share her self-righteous wisdom with the world and slammed Donald Trump. Donald fired back calling Rosie “disgusting” and “a slob” and said that she “talks like a truck driver.”

Now Donald is threatening to sue Rosie over her statements regarding his financial status. Why wouldn’t he? A lawsuit is like a party game to this guy.

So where is Celebrity Boxing when you really need it? Donald is tough, but Rosie is a blue collar lesbo. It would get bloody. Personally, I don’t care how they hash it out, as long as I get to watch. And if Rosie O’Donnell gets punched in the face a few times that would just be a bonus.

Rosie O’Donnell just can’t keep her big mouth shut. She has managed to make herself look like an even bigger idiot with her attempt to apologize for her racist joke on The View.

E! News reports:
“This apparently was very offensive to a lot of Asian people,” she said on Thursday’s show, going on to note that she didn’t realize she had crossed a P.C. line until she chatted about the incident with an Asian staff member. “So apparently ‘ching-chong,’ unbeknownst to me, is a very offensive way to make fun, quote unquote, or mock, Asian accents. Some people have told me it’s as bad as the N-word. I was like, really? I didn’t know that.”

Really, Rosie? That’s the best you could come up with? I guess when you have to make a choice between being a racist or being stupid you take stupid. After all, Mel Gibson preferred being called a drunk. Apparently being called a racist in Hollywood is even worse than being called a Republican.