Ryan Reynolds

Can you imagine what the poor guys’ reaction must have been??? “Um…thanks, baby. Hey, when you get your tonsils out, can you make that into a cuff for me? Awesome.” Or, more likely, “Heh. Heh…(uncomfortable silence ensues)” and then silently, I’ve really got to get my locks changed.

Or maybe this is really one of those passive aggressive things, where she’s trying to get him to dump her so that she doesn’t have to dump him! Ooh, she’s a smart one, that Scarlett.

But maybe she’s just one of those gorgeous crazy people. I wonder if this is just what happens when you use too much peroxide.

Hollywood has a new hook-up. “It” girl Scarlett Johansson and makes my mouth water hot bod Ryan Reynolds are reportedly ready to come out of the celebrity dating closet and go public with their sure to be glamourous red carpet coupledom.

From MSN:

After months of surreptitious spit-swapping, Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds have finally decided to take their schmoopiness public. Snappers caught the twosome clasping hands Monday as they landed at Los Angeles International Airport, with both kitted out in standard celebrity camouflage gear — goofy hats and sunglasses. The stacked starlet and the ripped actor, who were first seen locking lips last spring, were returning from a trip to his hometown of Vancouver, British Columbia, where People reports they enjoyed a romantic candlelit dinner a deux. Rhapsodizes an eyewitness, “Scarlett radiated joy.”

Dude, have you seen Ryan’s abs? I’d radiate joy too if I got to go home and slide on those ripples.

New couple alert…and talk about taking the hotness to a new level. Hollywood is abuzz with the rumor that Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds are dating.

From US Magazine:

On April 8, Johansson, 22, drew stares at NYC’s Carlyle hotel, where she dined with actor Ryan Reynolds and three others. “They were definitely together,” says an eyewitness.

The meal capped off a weekend of togetherness for the new couple, who ate Italian at Rao’s and kissed at the club Azza on April 6, then feasted on burgers and pasta at Odeon, near the actress’ apartment the next night. “She was very affectionate,” says a fellow Odeon

So this comes after Scarjo was supposedly dating Justin Timberlake and Ryan Reynolds was maybe, possibly dating fellow hot bod Jessica Biel who was also reportedly dating Justin. I sucked at geometry, is this a love quadrangle or a love trapezoid? Seriously, its time for Hollywood hotties to start looking for love a few blocks further off the strip. This is too close to incest for me to happy about sexy people having sex.

Are two of the hottest hard bodies in Hollywood swaping more than workout tips? Jessica Biel and Ryan Reynolds have reportedly been spotted getting smoochy. We’ve all seen Jessica’s ridiculously buff bod, but go google Ryan Reynolds…that boy is rocking the six-pack.

Aside from the fact that the two of them together are too pretty for words, I worry about them if they start knocking headbooards. With all that muscle someone is bound to get hurt. And there’s just no easy way to explain a sprained penis or a dislocated boob.