Salma Hayek

Super pregnant Salma Hayek has finally popped. The actress who traded her hot clothes for maternity tents gave birth last week to a baby girl named Valentina Paloma Pinault.

From TMZ:

“Mother and child are doing well,” her publicist said in a statement.

Are we sure there was only one baby in there? I mean Salma was huge…like Discovery Channel huge. But in a Mother Earth, aren’t pregnant women beautiful, glowing kind of way, of course.

Anyway, congratulations Mama Salma.

Salma Hayek was spotted out and about in Paris, France and she is still pregnant. Very pregnant. Most definitely pregant. You know, I’m all for women getting all glow-y and special when they’re preggers, but oh my sweet Twinkees, Salma is taking it to the extreme. Sure she’s still beautiful, but how many babies is she baking in that oven? And honestly, I’m not even sure the baby is in her uterus. It looks like she’s carrying the kid in her breasts.

Salma Hayek has been hiding something from us…well, two things actually. She’s engaged and she’s pregant. And she’s sneaky, too. She’s managed to keep her private life private…what’s up with that?

From MSN:

The 40-year-old actress is engaged to businessman Francois-Henri Pinault and is pregnant with their first child, her spokeswoman, Cari Ross, said Friday in a statement. No further details were provided.

Pinault is chairman and chief executive officer of the luxury goods company PPR SA, which owns high-end labels such as Gucci, Yves Saint Laurent, Balenciaga and Stella McCartney.

So that answers the question of what was going on with her tummy in these pics. And what a good choice of future hubby. I’m sure a little free Gucci will ease those swollen ankles. So where do I find a guy with that kind of pull? Seriously, I’ll squeeze into my old cheerleading outfit for the guy who controls Louis Vuitton, Prada and Jimmy Choo. Ok, let’s be fair…I’d do it for the guy in charge of the sales rack at Target. What can I say, I like the pom poms.

Here are some pictures of Salma Hayek leaving the King’s Road Cafe yesterday. And what the hell has happened to her? Ok, her boobs still look huge, but so does the rest of her. Maybe its just an unfortunate dress choice, maybe she’s got a secret bun in the oven…not that I want to start any rumors (oh sure I do, that’s my job), but that’s my theory.

On the plus side, I love her sandals. On the down side, her hair scares me. She looks like a lactating latin yetti.